Monday stayed in got shagged by dad
Tuesday stayed in day screwed me
wedensday stayed in took iit up the arse off dad
Thursday, stayed in dad made me suck him off
Friday stayed in dad reamed me
saturday went and watched Newcastle play, wish I stayed in.

lmao, im surprised this threads allowed though

Heard this one last year but it never gets old LOL!

Took my Jade Goody calendar back to the shop last week, it only goes up to March.