So I'm walking back from a class and I see this girl that I think is in some of my classes. So I walk by and she lets out this shy "Hi". I do the most reatrded thing of my life and don't say any thing and keep walking by. So I go to my locker and put my stuff in. So I'm walking to the computer lab so I can tell you guys how retarded I am. So the way that my school is set up I will have to walk by the hallway that had the girl in it. So I look down the hallway and what do I see. The girl looking at me with a face that looks like she is about to cry.

I'm so ****ing retarded. Cute girl too. Blonde, cute girl next door type. I think that I would be able to get with her. Her names is ann marie too. Such a ****ing nice name.

God somebody shoot me.

dude, you need help

I know. I will never be able to get anywhere with woman If can't get over this problem of my. I wish I had the money to pay for some help.

You don't need help. You need to say hello back. Why would you need to pay some 150$ dollars an hour to tell you that? I am telling you for free

If you would live a little bit closer I would take out bar hopping with me... You just need to chill with the right people for a few.

Even better, shoot yourself.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
If you would live a little bit closer I would take out bar hopping with me... You just need to chill with the right people for a few.

The problem isn' when I in a group setting or when I'm drunk it doesn't happen. It's just talking to a girl one on one freaks me out. I'm so fearfull of it for some reason.

maybe your gay?

Just come up to her later, give a nice smile and say hello ann marie. That should patch things up. Then later you can move in.

Oh no I think the look on her face just sealed me into the ******* colume for awhile. Oh I forgot to tell you that this wasn't the first time I have done this to her. One day she was sitting next to me in class. So I'm sitting their and talking to my friends about mma. So she just said "Oh my friend is into ultimate fighting) I know the Ultimate fighting thing pissed me off a little but it was clear she was trying to start a convo with me. what do I do? That's right I say nothing and then start paying attention to the teacher up front.

Somebody kill me.

It is normal to be a little nervous around a girl that you're meeting for the first time, believe me she probably is just as nervous. The key here is confidence, don't think about anything or what you're gonna say... just say Hello and something about school for example, woman love to talk, all you gotta do is get'em started.

oh man. quit being a ****in ***** and talk to her. it's not rocket science and this isn't therapy. we're not all holding hands in a 12-step meeting. no sympathy here.

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Originally posted by Purity
this isn't therapy. we're not all holding hands in a 12-step meeting.

Maybe it should be, I'll start. Hi, I'm Blue and I'd like to thank my Lord, Saviour and Higher Power Jesus Christ for keeping me sober these last 45 minutes....

Don't think about what to say. Just speak.

I don't even care that much. I just feel bad for hurting her feelings like that.

Originally posted by Nuno
Don't think about what to say. Just speak.

Remeber that this is Gman we're talking about here, that could be a recipe for disaster. I still think he should just keep it simple to start. A hello with a friendly smile and call her by her name so she knows that he's noticed her.

Originally posted by Blue
Remeber that this is Gman we're talking about here, that could be a recipe for disaster. I still think he should just keep it simple to start. A hello with a friendly smile and call her by her name so she knows that he's noticed her.

Your right, I forget. It just seems easy to me.

I know I am going to be watching the news tonight and hearing about a heavy set white guy choking out a ***** just for saying hello to him

Bwhahahahahhahahahahah a creed


Does gman have to choke a *****?

The sad thing is, Wayne Brady is whiter than you are

I'm so tuned into black culture that I could be from south africa?

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Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
I don't even care that much. I just feel bad for hurting her feelings like that.

You know what? I was under the impression that the girl crying would happen after I had sex with them. Well live and learn.

you did yourself a favor

she's probably insane. if she's that fragile and cries over somebody not returning a hello then you better stay away.

Cesaro is the man.

Why don't you apologize for being a dick and go from there? That is if you actually want her.

you must aproach her.

untuck your dick from unbetween your legs and talk to her in the hall.

you caneven bring up today and say how you saw her and thought she looked distraught and you were concerned whats wrong.

As for not sayin Hi back to her today if she says something you were focused on practice or an asignment or something.


now turn that vagina into a penis and go talk to her like a man

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
you must aproach her.

untuck your dick from unbetween your legs and talk to her in the hall.

you caneven bring up today and say how you saw her and thought she looked distraught and you were concerned whats wrong.

As for not sayin Hi back to her today if she says something you were focused on practice or an asignment or something.


now turn that vagina into a penis and go talk to her like a man

clowned?

Yeah but I'm to lazy to do anything. Plus I don't think it worth the effort.

Gman, If she is talking to you, its a good thing.

Hell, I have to seek out girls. you got em talking to you.

You are a fool if you dont act. ACT NOW!!! YOU ****!

***** is worth effort

and plus it isnt effort once you learned what to do.

Its like a bike...Its takes a effort to LEARN but once you get it down, you cant do it without ****in' blinkin'

and G-man is probably gonna need training wheels