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Who are you noob?? Not even got 500 posts!!!!!

Who are you noob?? Not even got 500 posts!!!!!

C'mon the Toon!

just seen it, I have cancelled work until monday, out from 3 oclock to day until sat night up the toon, day bender comming up, Shearers bar to start with and then who knows.

just seen it, I have cancelled work until monday, out from 3 oclock to day until sat night up the toon, day bender comming up, Shearers bar to start with and then who knows.

I bet £150 with a mate that this isn't a April fools. He seems certain it is.

If Shearer fails to improve the results, toon fans will lose hope in the club and themselves as people.

I hope Shearer gets them sent down it would be hilarious.

I hope Newcastle go down so the ****ney mafia can return to base upon completion of their mission.

Newcastle are ****!

First thing he will do is get rid of ****house Wise, who I would love to see die under the wheels of a steam roller.

R FFS he only goes and brings in Ian ****in Dowie as his no 2.

Anyone see Shearer on the news tonight?

What chest size are his trakie bottoms?????

First thing he will do is get rid of ****house Wise, who I would love to see die under the wheels of a steam roller.

R FFS he only goes and brings in Ian ****in Dowie as his no 2.

dowie is wank to be honest.

I thought this thread was going to be about Peter Beardsley.

I thought this thread was going to be about Peter Beardsley.
I hope he returns to. I'm his love slave, you know?

I thought this thread was going to be about Peter Beardsley.

He would do a better job.

The pretty boys in the changing rooms would have been afraid of his almighty chin

He would do a better job.

The pretty boys in the changing rooms would have been afraid of his almighty chin

Nothing like getting stuck in the arse by Beardsley's almighty chin.

Nothing like getting stuck in the arse by Beardsley's almighty chin.

yummy........

at last the the miget Wise is out, but the club is still full of ****, Club states they will not be appointing a Director of football again, why the hell did they not do this when King Kev wanted him out.
Shearer comming in is great for us, but the club only brought him in because the season ticket sales are well down, Chelsea game now a sell out.
Mike the fat twat Ashley is a **** house.

You should never trust a fat man who owns a sports shop.

Who is taking over if Shearer take them down?

Ant and Dec ?

Who is taking over if Shearer take them down?

Ant and Dec ?

It's been a long time since you insulted Newcastle.

Look at the time he decides to take over. With relegation on his heels, he cannot lose in this position.

If Newcastle go down, Ashley will be blamed for being a joke of a chairman. If Newcastle stay up, Shearer will be knighted and be praised for doing the impossible...........or something similar. Win-win situation for Alan.

Newcastle deserve to be in the Championship. they are a mickey mouse club and not a big club at all.

at last the the miget Wise is out, but the club is still full of ****, Club states they will not be appointing a Director of football again, why the hell did they not do this when King Kev wanted him out.
Shearer comming in is great for us, but the club only brought him in because the season ticket sales are well down, Chelsea game now a sell out.
Mike the fat twat Ashley is a **** house.

You should never trust a fat man who owns a sports shop.

Lol, that right there is a mantra for life.

That last 8 games look interesting for you's . I wonder if Shearer will keep you's in the Premiership and how you's get on at the weekend against Chelsea

I think its a bit of a joke he goes back now, did'nt he have the chance to go when keegan quit? He's only there now cuz he cant fail. 1 if he cant save them, the damage was done before he got there. 2 if he does save them he's god. A bit of a joke really. Hope they stay up though, it will be funny to see him flop next year.

Has shearer got his coaching badges yet?

I think really iain dowie is the main man and having shearer back is just to appease the fans.

I would of preferred Steve Bruce as Manager and Alan Shearer as some sort of #2/ striker coach.

Joe Kinnear is still manager anyway. It's just until the end of the season.

Perfect set up would be: Steve Bruce as Manager, Iain Dowie as Assistant Manager, Joe Kinnear as General manager and Alan Shearer as First Team Coach with Rob Lee.

Just what a team in the bottom three, with eight games remaining and Chelsea to play next away needs - a manager with no experience whatsoever.

When will Newcastle learn?

Perfect set up would be: Steve Bruce as Manager, Iain Dowie as Assistant Manager, Joe Kinnear as General manager and Alan Shearer as First Team Coach with Rob Lee.


Good shout.




Just what a team in the bottom three, with eight games remaining and Chelsea to play next away needs - a manager with no experience whatsoever.

When will Newcastle learn?


True words.

I think Newcastle will go down to division 2 within 4 years.