happened to me on vacation.

Okay, well for the funny stores. My girl was giving me head, and i blew in her mouth and told her to swallow, well, she gag and she shot that **** out all over the floor. after she got done with that. SHe was sitting on the bed. She sneezed, and she farted. Which i thought was funny also.

Next, the day before we left, she was giving me head again. she was bobbin her head for about 30 minutes until....she gagged again and threw up on the bed and part of my leg. Yes, threw up. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. I didn't know what the **** to do. I actually wanted to kill her but i played cool and said it was alright and it's no big deal because she jus started to cry really bad and she kept saying sorry. It just sucks that she can't go past the head. Also, sex with her isn't the best, because my wink is too big for her and it hurts her a lot, so i try to accomodate and go real slow and not go too far in.

Good part tho, Myrtle Beach was a cool place, never been there before, i had a lot of fun. Wouldn't mind going back. I'll be there in August for a week or two again, can't wait.

im glad i got a small dick then. Balls deep.

Causing a chick to throw up is nasty, but its kind of an ego boost. I mean, you must have a huge **** then. Be proud Tom, not many people can say have done what you have done

Damn man i was in Myrtle this past weekend, I live about 30 minutes away from there. Hit me up next time you're coming down.