View Full Version : You know I have never been to a concert in my life.


handjobs4dollars
04-14-2004, 02:03 PM
Like a real one, not just watching some ****ty local band playing in a bar.

Strange huh?

Plus my prof just posted on the blackboard during a test that his band is playing in some bar. I think it would be funny to go and boo him bwhhahahahahahhahaha

Bluecifer
04-14-2004, 02:15 PM
You're not a man, you're just a scared little boy. Come back when you've been arrested for public drunkeness at a REAL concert.

handjobs4dollars
04-14-2004, 02:16 PM
I never said I was a man. I'm a scared boy who can't get a girlfriend of has the money to go get drunk at a concert.

Bluecifer
04-14-2004, 02:18 PM
Ha Ha!!! Don't worry Gman, I'm sure some lil canadian hottie will realize what a catch you are and rob you of your virginity.

The Ensanity
04-14-2004, 02:23 PM
Gman will get laid this year...i feel it

handjobs4dollars
04-14-2004, 02:23 PM
Not likely I bet that it will be to much for me and I''ll try raping a chick. But knowing my luck I'll get caught before it get in there. Then I lose it to my cell mate.

Then handjobs4dollars will be my prison nickname.

Bluecifer
04-14-2004, 02:25 PM
Gman has become one of my favorite posters. However, in prison, your name will be handjobs4cigarettes.

Purity
04-14-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Blue
You're not a man, you're just a scared little boy. Come back when you've been arrested for public drunkeness at a REAL concert.

weak.
come back when you've survived a slayer pit after hopping a 15 foot barbed wire fence to get in.

Bluecifer
04-14-2004, 02:33 PM
I've been in the pit of a slayer concert, Pantera was more dangerous though. I didn't jump any barbwire fences though, I just bought a ticket.

Fallout
04-14-2004, 02:36 PM
a buddy of mine passed out in the mosh pit when we saw Slipknot live

Purity
04-14-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Blue
I've been in the pit of a slayer concert, Pantera was more dangerous though. I didn't jump any barbwire fences though, I just bought a ticket.

hmmm. slayer was worse for me than pantera but they're both pretty neck n' neck.

Fallout
04-14-2004, 02:51 PM
I always get rammed in pits. Everyone wants a shot at the giants in the pit

Leather
04-14-2004, 03:06 PM
Well, I've been in concerts of Napalm Death, Deicide, Ancient Rites, Brutal Truth, Immortal, Six Feet Under, Amon Amarth, Cannibal Corpse and other extreme bands...and I can say that by far Napalm Death was the most dangerous but one of the best.


BTW I've gotten the tickets for Paco de Lucie the next 5th May in first line, 5 sit..

Prince
04-14-2004, 03:15 PM
you're not missing much, trust me. i've been to 3 or 4 concerts and i have hated every single one. rock/metal concerts are loaded with scum of the earth.

you get there and see old buicks and guys walking around with no shirt on and bad tattoos, possibly wearing bandanas. they're always drunk and loud. a concert like metallica is full of middle age losers that expose their illegitimate children to that bull****.

they're so ****ing loud and stupid. i hate going to them because of people like that. the ****-ups can't go without starting a fight or throwing beer at something. i hate being around people like that. trailer trash+beer+crowds+loud music doesn't equal a good time for me and it shouldn't equal a good time for anyone. they should outlaw beer at concerts and make people stay in their ****ing seats.

you should have seen the pieces of **** during this pantera concert i was at. i hate pantera to begin with then i had to tolerate those *******s while i was there. some ******s got into a fight then the ****head lead singer started **** talking security for making those guys leave. all of the trailer trash drunks started booing the security and throwing stuff at them.

to top that off some ****sucker behind me puked everywhere and almost got it on me.

i think about it and get mad i spent money on **** like that. it was a goddamn waste.

**** ozzy. **** pantera. **** whatever ****ty 80s bands whose concerts i've been to.

i love tool and a perfect circle but **** like that makes me not want to go to their concerts.

Bluecifer
04-14-2004, 03:28 PM
I saw tool in concert at a place called the anaconda, maynard was trippy. He stares and doesn't blink for long periods of time.

DOGGx0
04-14-2004, 04:33 PM
The first concert I ever attended was Paula Abdul. And I am not joking.

AgonYx0
04-14-2004, 04:39 PM
i have never been to a concert either, that will be my 2nd mission this year.

Leather
04-14-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by DOGGx0
The first concert I ever attended was Paula Abdul. And I am not joking.

Mr Salas, I didn't wait it from you...

DOGGx0
04-14-2004, 04:42 PM
i hate your avatar. can't you just be normal? :-!

Leather
04-14-2004, 04:45 PM
mmmmm...no...

Well, perhaps I'll change it the next week...

DOGGx0
04-14-2004, 04:49 PM
i bet. to someone eating rabbit intestines or some sick ****. BASTID!!!!1

Leather
04-14-2004, 04:51 PM
STFU!!! It's art!!...

Fallout
04-14-2004, 04:52 PM
Yeah, but its not nearly as inaproperate as two women kissing........

Leather
04-14-2004, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Creed
Yeah, but its not nearly as inaproperate as two women kissing........

Who thinks this??

Fallout
04-14-2004, 04:59 PM
Someone does. When I had that avatar, some people got really upset. I didn't want to cause anyone any trouble so I changed it. I have no idea WHY it would offend them, but it did so I changed it

Leather
04-14-2004, 05:01 PM
:?!: I'm really surprised...

seldomTap
04-15-2004, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by DOGGx0
The first concert I ever attended was Paula Abdul. And I am not joking.

paula Abdul back in the 'Opposites Atrract' days was HOTT!

My first concert was KISS in 1981! I was 5 and my cousins took me cause I was scared of Gene Simmons