****in chicks dude

i meet the hottest coolest girl i've ever even had the chance with
and **** went CRAZY

i can't handle this stress 2 days before a fight

she is amazing. She laughed at my sick jokes,
picked out texas chainsaw massacer to rent, is super hot. she loves the fact i fight, she thinks i'm super sexy. Man no idea.

and i was talkin to her today and i was doin my hebrew homework she is like "OHH YOUR JEWISH!" like all surprised.

we got on the subject of how her friend isn't allowed to date outside of jews.


and i was like yeah my dad was like that with color and she is like "you dated black girls" and it became a problem for her and she was tellin me how she could be considereed a racist cause she won't date anyone but white guys but she is spanish and korean

she has the whole classification of "blacks and ******s" (which i'm sure you have all heard before form some close minded *******) (i'm also sorry if that statement offended anyone)

and i'm ****ing flabergasted!!

she like couldn't get off the subject that i dated a black girl 6 YEARS AGO! and she admited to me a minuet ago that that made her judge me. i was really starting to worry that some **** 6 years ago changed how she viewed me now.

it makes no sense! her best friend only dates black dudes. why would this be an issue?




she just confided in me all these issues she has about relationships and her fear of getting screwed over.


she admited she is interested but she is afraid then she got into how all the boys she has dated have spoiled her.


i aint the spoiling type and i said that, i told her i've spoiled girls emotionally and i'm there when they need me and they always feel that they can open up to me (which is exactly what she was doin) but i have never felt the need to have to buy them ****

i started talkin about how she would date guys that baught her **** and they would **** her over and then i explained my rational of their gift giving and how it is just them covering up for themselves feeling bad for ****in someone over

its buying affection and or forgiveness! it was ****in crazy

i'm not gonna blow my life $ on some ***** but she was talkin about how she got diamond bracelets and **** on aniversaries BEFORE A YEAR! i aint buying people's love **** that ****!


you spend time with someone cause you like them not thier $


man she opened up to me on crazy ****. the girl has some issues, and its unfortunate cause she was ****in perfect before today.


she really opened up on the issues and fears she has in relationships an dhow she has been ****ed over before.

but since i got a paranoia problem i'm now thinkin mabye she told me all this **** to scare me off so i would leave her alone because i dated a black girl and that she won't call me again now.

she has been callin me like 2 or so times a day if for nothing else than to take 3 min and say hello. which is really sweet and shows her interest.



i'm really strung out now. and i feel like ****. I'm actually shaking just thinking about it.

why is it when her friend only dates black dudes that it's not racist.

I won't date black men

they won't go down on you.

This is a touchy spot for you Ben...

Personally, I couldn't go out with a bigot like that...even though she sounds like a great chick...her attitude is ****ty.

Tough call for you here Ben

Originally posted by seldomTap
This is a touchy spot for you Ben...

Personally, I couldn't go out with a bigot like that...even though she sounds like a great chick...her attitude is ****ty.

Tough call for you here Ben

you've got no idea.

she is ****in awesome up till today

That's why it's called dating. You date someone to get to know them better. Apparently you got to know something about her that you don't like. And she about you. Take it one day at a time and just go with each day as it comes.

Skin color shouldn't matter, although I love to shock my mother in law by telling her that I dated a black guy when I was in high school.....she can be VERY racist.

be careful...

it'd be hard to date someone that is that close minded on things. it shouldn't matter now what you did in your past...and honestly thats not a very big deal regardless.

she sounds very high maintenance. if you have doubts go w/ur gut feeling. if you dont, you may pay for it later down the road.

She called me at like 1am.

she was talkin that she was sorry for makin such a big deal otu of nothin. She just didn't take me for the "type" that woudl go with a black girl.

then just a normal conversation for the most part.

and my roomate came home and was talkin about me being excited about this girl. I stated i was not allowed to be excited till the 18th and she was asking me if I wasn't excited yesterday when we were hangin out.


either way playin innocent and driving me crazy with that ****.


I hope this **** is all under the bridge and i can go on with my existance and this crap was just an over reaction of my imagination.

This sounds like my ex-husband. He was the most racist minority I've seen.

and i was talkin to her today and i was doin my hebrew homework she is like "OHH YOUR JEWISH!" like all surprised.

the rabbi assigns homework? no getting by them I guess. Maybe you can open her eyes and her mind. I think you could work at this.

TL/DR

I have never met a jewish person. Are jews like blacks they don't like the cold here in Canada?

Ben get the **** over it and just bang her brains out after the fight.

In a serious tone:

Maybe it was just the shock factor that she did not see you that way or since your likes and dislikes she felt that you would not date black girls. Hey I've never dated a black girl does that makes me racist. No, just not my preference.

I think that you are putting too much pressure on this relationship. NOBODY is perfect. That might be her down fall, is it that big of a deal to you that she does not care for her ot you to go out with someone of a different ethnic background. Is not that you are trying to set her up with Din Thomas or Christian Toluque.

It seems to me that you are looking too deep for something wrong. Don't push the issue, push the action between the 2 of you.

Now wait until this weekend and bang her brains out and post the pictures!!!!!

i love Carlao's posts.

Ben...**** THAT CUNT

Mad ***** is to be had. She isnt worth EVERYBODY'S time. A retarded cunt that needs to die

after further conversation with her. i feel as if i had read to deep into **** as i noramly do. tho through further dealings i will know for sure.


and yes i typically do look for something wrong. why? i dunno.

Hit her in the face.

Ben such a *****. Oh I have this girl that going to suck my **** and things she says are stupid. Well let me tell you something all woman say stupid things.

What a ****er gets to train with att and is *****ing.

Man I need to lose weight. Then I'll start my own kick ass team and rule the mma world with my degree in marketing I will be kicking ass in contact sports promotion.

The only college you'll be graduating from will have the words clown or beauty in front of it young man.

handjobsfordollars?

Yeah it kicks ass.

Originally posted by Blue
The only college you'll be graduating from will have the words clown or beauty in front of it young man.

domOWNated

Originally posted by Blue
The only college you'll be graduating from will have the words clown or beauty in front of it young man.

MMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHH I could be a hairdresser. I bet you met tons of chicks.

TurbineFromHell: this chick is CRAZY

she imports shampoo & conditioner from Japan $60 for the shampoo $70 for the conditioner and she wants a 1 carrot YELLOW diamond for her engagement ring because yellow is the rarest

she has like 15 pairs of shoes! Not to mention they all cost like $250 minimum!!!

She has a $800 purse! not to mention her other 12 purses that are from $400 to $600.


i'm pretty sure goin dutch isn't in her vocabulary.

as long as she doesn't expect me to be her sugar daddy, cuz her ass would get dropped fast as a diahreah ****

is all that **** normal?

Hell no If I can get by with teo pair os shoes everybody else should. Runners and gym shoes is all everybody needs. I don't count my work boots.

serious!

I own 1 pair of sneakers and 1 pair of dress shoes!

thats IT!

**** i only wear like 2 pairs of shorts and 2 pairs of jeans!

why is fashon such a rediculous thing?

She sounds like she may end up quite high maintenance Ben...may I suggest degrading her in every way possible to bring her back to the real world

Originally posted by seldomTap
She sounds like she may end up quite high maintenance Ben...may I suggest degrading her in every way possible to bring her back to the real world

if that was only my style

now i've got evn more issues due to my own retarted paranoia problems

her and her best friend talk about the possible size of my penis which means they talk about the actual size of my penis cause she was grinding aginst me hardcore on monday tho she won't admit to it.


you know how i have a paranoia issue.


well the whole conversation of size came up last night

i was talkin to paul sayin i'm not allowed to get and erection or get excited etc.. she said "oh so your sayin you weren't excited last night" which was basically her saying "i felt your pulsating erection against my ass as i grindedyou into the wall" and today she asked me "does size matter" followed by laughing which says to me she is talkin **** or she is embarassed

and me being me says that she is talkin ****!

so i'm like WHAT THE **** DOES THAT MEAN! and i'm get agitated like i normally do when people talk about me and i dunno what they are talkin about and i'm like what are you saying there is obviously an underlying meaning to this hence why your laughing and you need to tell me and she is like you getting mad and i'm like YES so spit it!


so she says that her and her friend Cira think i have a big penis because "they have their way of knowing" that tells me that she was grinding against me and told her friend about the size of my penis which is why she wouldn't let Cira tell me what the 2 of them were talkin about she tells me this just so i'd stop being agrivated

which since i'm a paranoid **** says that its all lies! so now i'm agrivated cause i feel i've been lied too and she called me a baby cause i wanted to know and wouldnt just let it slide.

but see i don't think thats what they actually think i definately don't have a small **** but not a big one. I figure avg mabye a bit thicker.



then it goes to her being shocked i've only been with 4 chicks!
I explained how i'm picky and that ****in every girl i could is not my main goal. She askedme how many girl i turned down having sex with (and since i never counted this before) i was shocked to find i have turned down more sex than i've had! Now I know that is gonna get me alot of **** from you guys.


My friend Jon brought up some good points to me.
1) I should be stoked chicks are talkin about my **** period!
2) I should not worry about anything but ****ing this girl as of now (why this is not a major interest to me is beyond me)
3) That i should prolly get back on anti-anxiety medication
4) That the meds aren't for the weak (like i think they are) but are infact for those with a legitimate problem (which i seem to classify for)
5) that i'm extremely self destructive especially mentally and that i need to get over that (for women, fighting and life in general)


i mean sure i have my own issues and all and they become abundantly obvious if you have read any of this thread.

seeking help would prolly be a good idea and help me out. but really i just always feel as if i'm being lied to, taken advantage of, talk about behind my back, and so on and so forth and it really puts people off (when we hung up tonight she was downright pissed about me being so paranoid about her talkin about me and me not knowing what about)


am i the only one that s that paranoid and or worried about these things? i'm just so ****in afraid of being bad at anything and letting anyone down at anything that it seriously drives me mad.



It became very obvious to me while conversating with my friend Jon taht i am very self destructive for no reason and have a tendency to ruin perfectly good things before they even happen with my own fears and over reacting.

i think i have writen too much. i guess honest feedback would be apriciated but i cannot really expect that from you guys.


and i just called up an appologized for being an ******* and over reacting.

It would easy for me to sit back and ridicule you here ben, but in fact, I am not going to.

I think you do need to speak to someone professionally who will be able to help you with your paranoia and other issues. We all have it to a certain degree, but yours is borderline maniacal.

Don't sweat it too much cause you realise you have a problem, that is half the battle I hear

thats why i show my penis to almost anyone who asks. it clears up any questions and gets a long of things out of the way.

Holy****, Ben dude you are never getting on my car or near me period. You ****ing paranoid ****. You are so paranoid that I think people are chasing me!

I strongly agree with all this points:
"My friend Jon brought up some good points to me.
1) I should be stoked chicks are talkin about my **** period!
2) I should not worry about anything but ****ing this girl as of now (why this is not a major interest to me is beyond me)
3) That i should prolly get back on anti-anxiety medication
4) That the meds aren't for the weak (like i think they are) but are infact for those with a legitimate problem (which i seem to classify for)
5) that i'm extremely self destructive especially mentally and that i need to get over that (for women, fighting and life in general)"

This girl sounds like fun and if she is talking about your **** with her friend maybe you might get to bang her friend also. Calm the **** down. Women and men say stupid thoughtless **** all the time.

Do not ****ing read into **** more than what is said and do not put so much pressure on your self. This girls wants you and after your fight, win, lose, or draw bang the **** out of her and post pictures.

By the way be at the gym Saturday 6:40 am. We leave at 7am sharp!!!!

Originally posted by Carlao
Holy****, Ben dude you are never getting on my car or near me period. You ****ing paranoid ****. You are so paranoid that I think people are chasing me!

I strongly agree with all this points:
"My friend Jon brought up some good points to me.
1) I should be stoked chicks are talkin about my **** period!
2) I should not worry about anything but ****ing this girl as of now (why this is not a major interest to me is beyond me)
3) That i should prolly get back on anti-anxiety medication
4) That the meds aren't for the weak (like i think they are) but are infact for those with a legitimate problem (which i seem to classify for)
5) that i'm extremely self destructive especially mentally and that i need to get over that (for women, fighting and life in general)"

This girl sounds like fun and if she is talking about your **** with her friend maybe you might get to bang her friend also. Calm the **** down. Women and men say stupid thoughtless **** all the time.

Do not ****ing read into **** more than what is said and do not put so much pressure on your self. This girls wants you and after your fight, win, lose, or draw bang the **** out of her and post pictures.

By the way be at the gym Saturday 6:40 am. We leave at 7am sharp!!!!


pressure on self = alot. need ot remedy.
wigged out at the moment = yes


she hasn't called me yet today. thats very abnormal. typically by now i would have spoken to her at least 1 - 2 times so far today. I called her on my way home from the gym this mornin and on my way to the gym this afternoon, neither time did she pick up. I know that her cell gets no reception in her house and that she has no class today (i think) so she could have been sleeping or doin whatever but me being me i think that i am being avoided purposely.

but thats just me prolly reading into it more than i need to.

who is commin in the van with us?

HAHAH

oh man i could give a **** about this girl right now.

We are talkin tonight. and she is an open honest size queen who is as selfish as they come in life and in the sack.

this is something i should have noticed, and i did and i just brushed it off.

the conversation tonight composed of statements such as:

"yes, i'm a size queen"

"i dunno if you wanna hear this but, if its not good the first time there isn't gonna be a second."

"I don't like foreplay"

"I don't give oral"

"ANAL! what? why would you ask if i do that?"


why am I still letting this foolish cunt chew on my ear when i could be at the movies with my friends?

i plan on using this girl at least once (incase its not good, which since she aint into foreplay it will suck! unless the numbing condoms work.)


but man i'm flabergasted that i'm still talkin to this chick. oh man, i wanna rail this whore and make her bleed and then leave her chopped up in a bag on the side of the high way.

what a selfish *****!

oh man, i'm talk so much **** to this girl. HAHAHA ohh the glee. I want to splack on this ***** just so she feels dirty.

ohh but i bet she is the ****in type that woudl accuse a man of rape just cause he messed up her sheets.

man she was tellin me that 4 girls is low! and so today i asked her how many dudes she has been with... GET THIS! 13!! 13!!! Jon was totaly right! when she said 4 was low he said its prolly cause she has been pounded out by 20! AND THE ****ER WAS RIGHT ON!!

ohh **** if i could only get her to suck my dick me cum on her face and i leave of kick her out and tell her "the first time wasn't good there won't be a second" ohh the juices of creativity are flowing!

i am very sorry for being such a worried ***** in this thread over this.

CARLAO!! if i get wierd over this girl again bring it to my attention and make me realize the truth. this is BULL****. HA.

Selfish is not in my repitwa of things i am with women and i'm amazed that a ***** could be so procupied with herself to ONLY think of herself and not her partner sexually. HORRIBLE!

I'm a big giver but as Dan says "any pleasure a woman gets out of me ****in her is purely coincidental" and Carlao can attest to that ****!

i want to take his words and make them true. When i **** this slut i'm gonna be as selfish as possible.

why am i even waisting my time?

she already fails all criteria except for liking good movies laughing at my sick jokes and being HOT.

she doesn't suck dick, she is selfish as ****, and she isn't even open to the idea of anal.

yet i'm still taking her to my formal next tuesday.

and i have no urge to **** her but i think i want to just to be bad and not have to deal with her again.

and now i think i will call up nicky after my fight and get some "warm up ****ing" before this one so that mabye i can defile her more than once!

NO!

I have changed my mind!

I want to OWN this *****.

**** HER!

she aint ****!

I'm glad she is into me and thinks i'm hot but i cannot help but feel like i'm bieng set up SO i'm gonna use her!

I don't give a ****!

**** ALL THAT CRAP!

she is too selfish and self oriented and materialistic to be real!

not to mention all her fantastical stories. I like how she just happens to tell me that her X b/f who she broke up with cause h moved to Korea just ogt in "Delta Force" and is commin home for a visit and wants to "talk" with her since he thinks things were left unfinished. which she quickly followed up by telling me he was the best **** she has ever had.

which was right before i accusedher of being a size queen to which she readily agreed with.

i want to own her soul. MAN! Now i gotta be the best **** she has ever had so that she wants nothing more than for me to turn her like a door knob.


I don't care if i have to masterbate infront of her to get a nut out to insure that i will last long enough.


THIS GIRL IS OFF HER ROCKER!

she wants 1 HOUR off the first nut!!!! WHAT THE ****!! and that goes along with that she has told me that she has blatantly told guys that she cannot feel then in her cause they were too small.

i hope she likes it rough cause i wanna punch her in the face and i **** her from behind.

WOOOO AHHAHHHAHAH

as soon as i stopped caring things get good.

**** i'm not watchign what i say to this ***** or anything.

HA!

tomarrow i got a doc appointment to look into possibile medications.

when she gets out of class she is gonna call me and we are gonna hang out. Cause she wants to "have some fun" on a friday.

OH how sweet it would be to turn her down for sex the day before a fight!

POWER WILL BE MINE!

I'm gonna own this *****.



man when i started talkin **** she her she just clung on.

I already own this girl. no more challenge.

Ben...you will not use this girl...she will enbd using you.

it is the way of the universe my friend. God, Allah, whoever you may believe in, created men with power and strength to kill animals, lift heavy things and fight physically...

he created women with rat cunning and devious ways, cause they missed out on the killing of animals part.

If she is a size queen, and you are banging her, giving it your best...and she says "Cool, I like a good finger banging before a solid ****", you will the one shattered.

I think you shouldn't follow this up...she has already had way too big of an effect on you, and you are close to fight day...get this chick out of your head and move on, bash this guy in your fight and meet some nice girl that has similar values to you...I don't think this one is really for you, and as you are a nice guy generally with females, I don't think any good can come of it.


BTW, 13 isn't that bad in my eyes, but the fact that it disgusts you is reason enough not to go any further here

it doesn't disgust me.

i understand the times and that its a relatively small number in comparison.

but i would think that for a girl with 13 dudes under her belt she would suck a ****in ****!


thats #1 on my list! SHE HAS TO SUCK A ****IN ****!

what wrong with *****es today?


Seldom, as for keeping it on with her, well so far all is good and why ruin a good thing? Especially given the chance to **** a REALLY hot chick.

So i'm takin her out to a fraternity formal. I'm not lookin to **** her that night since I haven't known her but 2 1/2 weeks but what will happen will happen.

I will just be sure to rub one out before the dinner and after.


as for my penis size. she knows how big it is. she gets really coy about it and won't giva direct answer but like i said she spent a good ammount of time monday night with it pressed against her and against her ass in general (and what a nice ass it is). she knows what i got. I'm never woried about my size i'm worried about my lasting time.

SO tips on lasting longer in the sack would really help cause slapping myself in the balls stopped keeping me from nutting and actually made me cum faster after i got used to it.

has anyone used those extended pleasure trojans? do they work? do they totaly numb you out?

I think i should test them out on someone else before her just to make sure i get good use out of her selfish ass..


i can feel my hate boiling.

i don't know why but i feel compelled to stick with this girl

****!

now i'm back to being strung out and unhappy.

i just have no idea what to do with this girl.


its not like me to be like my last 5 (aprox) posts.


i'm a good man i treat women well. why this has popped in my head is beyond me.


i'm sad now

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i don't know why but i feel compelled to stick with this girl

stop it....she doesn't sound good enough for you Ben.

Just a another woman's opinion for whatever it's worth.

i know that this will not turn out in my favor no matter what.

I'm either gonne be told i suck in the sack (which i think is most likely cause she doesn't like what i'm good at. :( )

I don't really knw owhat i'm doing or gonna do about it.


i saw the shrink today. what a crazy person.

mutha ****a= Ben

***** you are way over stress about petty ****. You need to ahng for 2 hours with some sleazzy striper and then friend you will know how nice and simple this chick is.

Your tone about her has changed dramatically, you used to like her and now you hate her for a different point of view. I know that there are some critia that every person has to meet, but **** dude chill the **** out or I'm going to **** you up like she is my sister.

Dude you are in college, bang her and take it a bit easy and develop from there. If the puutang is not good, move on, but get yours!

UMMMMM WOW BEN!!!!!! TAKE A ****ING CHILL PILL, from you ex to your next , **** this ***** move on, she sounds like a little stuck up trick....

when i was talkin to my shrink today she pointed out that the way i describe this girl is the same as how i described my mom.

very disterbing

Dude forget about her and introduce her to me.

Vulgar stop being a *****.

Tell your shrink to change your medication.

Originally posted by Blue
Tell your shrink to change your medication.

i'm not on medication. I'm going to get back on it.


Carlao - NO. you got! stop being greedy!

I am just obsessed with being a good ****. and since thats what she demands I must do my best to give it to her. Unfortunately I'm a good OVERALL practitioner of the art of intimacy. Unfortunately she doesn;t like the **** i'm good at. SO I gotta figure out a way to be good at the other ****. I was thinking numbing condoms and a **** ring!

opinions?

Paxil will help you with your premature ejaculations, they prescribe it for that as well as an anti-depressant.

but is paxil on the list with the drugs that make it so you cannot work for the feds?

got a websight for them? i need to read side effects.

either way i cannot get the meds till the 29th when i have my appointment with the psychyatrist.

Man if premature ejaculations is your problem, use the start/stop technique. When you feel that you're about to blow just stop for a mintue start some foreplay **** then start again. You can last for hours doing it.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
Man if premature ejaculations is your problem, use the start/stop technique. When you feel that you're about to blow just stop for a mintue start some foreplay **** then start again. You can last for hours doing it.

that is the technique i normally employ but (get this ****) she says she doesn;t like foreplay!

WHO DOESN'T LIKE FOREPLAY!?!?!?!

****in insanity

Then she a man. Chicks like that talking dirty while rubing thier tits ****. My guess is that she just said that to impress you in some way or all the guys she did it with before are little boys who don't know thier ****.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
Then she a man. Chicks like that talking dirty while rubing thier tits ****. My guess is that she just said that to impress you in some way or all the guys she did it with before are little boys who don't know thier ****.


man, i wish i would have the chance to mucn h on some cooter (as long as it smells fresh and tastes the same).

that ***** would be cummin like a faucet.

but this sex stuff scares me

I think you and her are doing to much talking and thinking and not enough f-u-c-k-i-n-g.

Waiting makes it better. When I FINALLY DO IT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE THE GREATEST SEX IN THE WORLD FOR ME. For her it will suck but what she thinks doesn't count.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
but is paxil on the list with the drugs that make it so you cannot work for the feds?

got a websight for them? i need to read side effects.

either way i cannot get the meds till the 29th when i have my appointment with the psychyatrist.

Don't know about the feds, but lots anti-depressnats have this effect, prozac makes it real hard to come sometimes too.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
Waiting makes it better. When I FINALLY DO IT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE THE GREATEST SEX IN THE WORLD FOR ME. For her it will suck but what she thinks doesn't count.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Originally posted by Blue
Don't know about the feds, but lots anti-depressnats have this effect, prozac makes it real hard to come sometimes too.

i was on zoloft for a bit and for me that did nothing to my ability to ejaculate.


i know some meds like celexa make it so nutting is basically impossible.

i want me some of that ****.


but as for without meds lets talk about makin the nut last.

I know mosterbating prior if not regularly. i need to masterbate more. i hear its healthy anyway not to mention helps prevent prostate cancer.


any one have experience with **** rings?

do i want to test run my "no nut" technique before i use them on this girl?

like with a different chick in my dorm?

I must admit that my **** ring experience is limited, but then I have good natural stamina.

**** ring will not do much for you and they take foreplay to put them on.

Ram, ram, ram stop technique works.

Originally posted by Carlao
**** ring will not do much for you and they take foreplay to put them on.

Ram, ram, ram stop technique works.


i can just throw the ring on whenever
**** what she thinks and the condom BAM BOOM BOW!

i like the ram and stop technique but i do not think it would work in thie situation

Maybe you should try ram and choke?

i used to do the penis strangulation when i was younger. I do not think it would work in this scenario

she is out shoe shopping for me right now.

how rediculous.

Hey i might as well get a nice pair of shoes before she destroys me emotionally!

We hung out again tonight.

Her and her friend talked about how high maintenace they are. Her friend has no right to be she aint ****. ANYWAY the night was normal. went to a movie, got tickets they wanted Jamba Juice and Subway I was sure to stay in the car or not near the register. I said i wasn't ordering cause of weight for tomarrow in reality i aint gonna pay for a ***** i'm not sure about.

Her best friends man isn't so smart. Poor Fool. Oh well his own fault, he's been with her ugly friend for like a year now.


In the movie normal ****, she draped her legs on me, kept rubbing my **** with her thigh blah blah blah fortunately yet unfortunately my penis was in ana uncomfortable position so i didn't get hard. she then laid on me and kinda fell asleep on my chest.


walkin out to the car we hald hands a bit got home kiss goodbye normal ****.


this might mean i'm technically dating her now. but god is she ever a selfish *****.

I will stick it out if for no other reason than to make my friends proud by defiling her.

Tho i will say thus far she has treated me well so i have nothing to complain about aside from her being self centered. OH and she wants me to get at least 1 preppy outfit and K-Swiss shoes. thats practically unforgivable.

Dude I know how to get rid of woman. I'm the guy that had a girl grabing my ass and still manged not to get with that ****. So if you ever want to get rid of a girl just say to yourself "What would grant do"

Pump and dump. That is the answer.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
Dude I know how to get rid of woman. I'm the guy that had a girl grabing my ass and still manged not to get with that ****. So if you ever want to get rid of a girl just say to yourself "What would grant do"

Wasn't that the old horny lady from the chicken factory?

I tried to read this thread. I have been blinded by its horrifficness.(sp)

I don't date white girls.

she aint white. she is peurto rican and korean

I appologize for any misunderstandings or misstements in this thread.


but the following is true.


after much debating and conversating i have come to the conclusion that this chick is a 100% bonified LOONY!

Yes thats right. A Loon! A total LOON!

if i could only piece it into words.


I think i would even feel bad if i had sex with her now. she is not right in the head.

but since i am a good person i will go out of my way to help her and try to get her through her issues.

I'm sorry for letting you all down.

You know your crazy if Vulgar is calling you a looney LOL

You might be crazy Ben, but your a good guy. If you think you can help this chick, go for it. Just don't take it personaly if she is always a digbat

Originally posted by Creed
Wasn't that the old horny lady from the chicken factory?

The yound high school girl that I wanted to hook up with did it too. She was a dumb too. I was laughing my ass off when it took her like two mintues to divide 40 by 5. Oh well I still would have hit it.

biggest pile of **** ever.

ohh the stories. the bull**** i can smell it over the phone. It changes every day. First she doesn't like foreplay period. Now she doesn't mind giving head but doesn't like getting it. Tho she would let a woman go down on her but not a man. and she hsa done 3 somes before but with 2 girls and 1 guy and she doesn't mess with the girls. OH and she likes to take vide oand pictures but she has to keep them and she loves strip clubs. And the first time she went to a strip club she was soooo irresistable that the strippers were just going down on her through her clothes they couldn't resist.

I listen to this babble for hours daily!

I'm not even getting into how she was at the July 4th Party with Justing Timberlank and Camron Diaz. or that she daets the grandson of the president of spain but broke it off with him cause he wasn't attractive.

man so much bull**** i had to put boots on.


why do i tolerate this idiocy?

Because you're a man and she has *****.

I used to go out witha girl that hated to get anyone eating her out, but she loved the **** in her mouth. Not a strange thing.

Dude, just about every woman out there is full of it. Tell her that there is no President to Spain and what was it his name/

since i already paid for the entry to my formal for me and her with the tickets and all that **** i will hang out with her tonight.

from there i will do my best to not call and or interact with her from there on.

just not worth my time or frustration.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
Because you're a man and she has *****.

Listen to the wise virgin....he knows more than you would expect