1) Forgot my cell phone at home.

2) Forgot my gallon-jug of water at home.

3) On my way out the door... remembered these things... only went back inside to grab my trenchcoat, then split.

4) Still feel all cloudy headed from being sick.. on my ****ING 3 DAY WEEKEND... AFTER WHICH I GET TO WORK 7 ****ING DAYS STRAIGHT.

5) The sinking feeling that I didn't get **** done this weekend... supposedly having a reason to have sat on my ass (health, sickness, discombobulation), still feelin the drag despite it.

6) Waking up before 5 to be here before 6.

7) I'm damn sure I'm gonna think of more real soon here.

At least I'm off in half an hour.

Hit me up tonight......you've got my number.

boom boom

1) lost four loans that have been opened for over 3 weeks each due mostly to lame ass compliance issues and have cost an estimated $6,500 net profit to me, resulting in having a bull**** month for sales because our ****ing underwriters have no goddam ****ing balls to approve jack **** despite the fact that our manipulative marketing propoganda promises homeowners approved loans despite ****ed up credit issues and WE, yes WE, the loan officers take the blame for everything from our clients, managers, processors, and other forms of useless superiors who do nothing but bark orders that they themselves couldn't even dream of fullfilling, despite the fact that they make over $500,000 per year to hover over me like johnny badass as i sit here and realize that i just lost a major amount of money for basically doing nothing but acting as a puppet who swallows liability so others can reap assets.


i win

I have no job, I'm fat, I live with my parents, I have no money and I have no girlfriend or even a somebody who would be willing to have sex with me. I win.

Gman wins...

Dave, your head will clear and things will come back to you. Early starts will always suck, but you will adapt.

Tony, a wise man once sang "Some days are diamonds, some days are stones." it would appear today is a big ol slab of granoite for you...but in your game, you will have peaks and troughs...in time you will be flying high.

Gman on the other and may lose some weight eventually, and one day he may leave home...but he will always snarl at girls hence reducing hius chances of action...and any money he gets he will blow on beer, **** and mail order brides

I really have my heart sent on a asain girl. And this time I'm not paying for english classes. That way she can't get a job and leave me.

Sounds like you got it figured out buddy!