Bow down when I come to your town.

WTF?

Jesus Christ, Dave....will they at least refudn your money?

HAHAHA

I was banned at one time too


Apparently they dont like it when i say "*shows penis*"

I've only been banned from that cat forum.

I got banned from sherdog once

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Bow down when I come to your town.

explain.

Originally posted by DOGGx0
explain.

To you, I don't need to, BRO. You know exactly what I mean when I say "bow down".

you talked **** to someone? wtf? i thought you just got a green?

MY SMILIES ARNT WORKIN!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU ****S!!!!!!!!

shut up, kim. you never smile. no need to start now, essa.

hey **** off you little piece of ****, i smile!!!!! Just cause you NEVER see me smile doesnt mean i never smile!!!! **** face. :-) see theres a ****ing smile. DORK

I wuv u people

I wanna be your lover
I wanna get to know you, baby
I'm lost in your lovin'
I'm simply gonna drive you, crazy

[Young Buc]
Im lovin' how you look in my eyes
Swingin' them hips when you pass
I'm visualizing my name tatooed on that ass, baby
Jump on this Harley
Lets go smoke some of that Bob Marley
Sip some Bacardi
Then go pull up at the afterparty
I think we make a perfect couple
But you think I'm trouble
Maybe thats the reason you gave me the wrong number
She got me feeling like "maybe she the wrong woman"
Think im'a be chasin' the chicken head - you on somethin'
Your toes painted hair fixed all the time
And your Gucci boots the same color as mine
If you read between the lines you can see that I want you
I betcha I have you doin' what you said that you won't do
Making decisions shorty good things don't last long
Your girlfriend keep showin' me that thong
Before I head home
Im'a stop at your house and blow the horn
If you come outside you know it's on

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
hey **** off you little piece of ****, i smile!!!!! Just cause you NEVER see me smile doesnt mean i never smile!!!! **** face. :-) see theres a ****ing smile. DORK

So in other words, you never smile when you see Adam?

i always smile at Adam, infact i just smiled at Adam this last Saterday.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
i always smile at Adam, infact i just smiled at Adam this last Saterday.

WRONG. I got nothing but a teeny tiny wave hello.

i smiled at you, pay attention next time. And plus i got nervous when you walked in striping. lol

hahahaha. i was stripping? please, elaborate.

NO DON'T

No one needs to hear about Adam naked

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahaa


he didnt stip naked, didnt you have a tee shirt on and when you got in the house you took it off and had a tank top on?? Or was i really that high? i think i feel stupid

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
Or was i really that high?

After all these years, she still has to ask this question.

Around me, no less.

Kimee, Kimee, Kimee.... :ghost:

BAD DAVE!

Yup. :ghost:

if my smilies worked id give you the finger but they dont so this is what you get :-/!

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
hahahahhahahahahahahahhahaa


he didnt stip naked, didnt you have a tee shirt on and when you got in the house you took it off and had a tank top on?? Or was i really that high? i think i feel stupid

i was actually putting my shirt on as i was walking in the house, then when i saw you, i took it off so i could show you my buffness. i walked into a room full of women, all i wanted to do was flex. after that i went into the bathroom and rubbed myself down with baby lotion so i would shine for you.

so what happened why didnt you flex for me I MEAN US? You just stood there, did you wanna color eggs too, or what??

oh shut it!

i did flex, you just did'nt notice coz i am mad flimsy right now. i wanted to color david's eggs. thats why we went to his bedroom.

what a weirdo

Originally posted by DOGGx0
i wanted to color david's eggs. thats why we went to his bedroom.

ewww

hahahahahaha he wants to color your eggs too golden bear hahahahaha

:)

dont look at me like that

:-!

thats it its on

How does someone get banned from mma.tv?

I could post a thread saying "I love Osama" and I wouldn't even get warned. Dave, wtf did you do? It must of been something amazing

He was posting about how he would like to lick gman2000 nuts.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Bow down when I come to your town.

Cheer up mate, it's pretty ****ing easy to bypass a ban.

- J.

I already did it... I'm unbanned now. No sweat either.

It felt cool to be infamous for like a day.

"Infamous is when you're more than famous. This El Guapo must be the biggest star in Mexico" - The Three Amigos

A "the three Amigos" quotes... ****, now I have seen everything.

Originally posted by Digital Spyder
Cheer up mate, it's pretty ****ing easy to bypass a ban.

- J.

Banned.

Originally posted by DOGGx0
Banned.

Focker.

Now I can't even check the PMs on that account.

Harsh mate... very harsh.

- J.

PS: I can bypass IP bans too. So don't bother.

PPS: After Chuck winning, I retract my previous statements that got me banned. I literally have to eat my words on that one.

Originally posted by DOGGx0
Banned.

lol

Dude, that sucks. lol

Jarrod, you know I love you bro... but hahahahahahaha

Originally posted by Scumus Maximus
Focker.

Now I can't even check the PMs on that account.

Harsh mate... very harsh.

- J.

PS: I can bypass IP bans too. So don't bother.

PPS: After Chuck winning, I retract my previous statements that got me banned. I literally have to eat my words on that one.

Yup. No PM checkin and I'm just gonna keep banning you. Don't bother Ip banning you? HAHAHHA. Its easier for me to ban you than it is for you to re-register. No sweat off my back. It'd be alot easier for you to just stop registering. You got banned for words that you're now eating and you feel stupid. You're own fault, deal with it. You made a big fuss, Liddell sucks, and now your fighter bashing turned into a pointless fuss. You're not welcome, harsh or not, you're a piece of ****.

My advice to you... go back to IronLife where you can make pointless remarks and where TRYING to get banned is of no concept and will be looked past. Now go put a big ol' smile on your face, nod...... and take a hint, cunT. You're days here are done, and will never be rehashed.


- A, D... whatever, BRO

Originally posted by Scumus Maximus
Focker.

Now I can't even check the PMs on that account.

Harsh mate... very harsh.

- J.

PS: I can bypass IP bans too. So don't bother.

PPS: After Chuck winning, I retract my previous statements that got me banned. I literally have to eat my words on that one.

*gets all giddy inside*

Oh yea!!! btw....























































BANNED!
(GOD, I love typing out those words)

This from the man that has been banned so many times he ca he spoken of in the same sentence as RTR

is that really jarred?? And if it is why dont you like him anymore Adam?

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
is that really jarred?? And if it is why dont you like him anymore Adam?

who ever said i did like him to begin with?

good point, carry on.