Good chance of me coming over to the States/Canada sometime in the next year...I have an image of myself driving a big ass gas guzzling Cadillac or something across the USA, breaking down in Deliverance country and getting butt raped into a mental institution...

Anyone have a garage or old couch I could defile for a night?

I would like to meet a lot of you...being one of the few non US/Canada posters left here, I feel kinda left out and would like to fix that...so come along, lend me couches and your sisters...do your bit for international relations...


I would do the same for all of you...

if your in Boca Raton and you got no drugs on you you can crash at my pad.

tho since me and Carlao are the only ones in FL i'm pretty sure you won't be stoppin by

hopefulyl you're smart enough not to come to NC

but if you do you can sleep in our garage or in the back of my jeep

Thanks, the back of the jeep offer sounds pretty good and Ben, I haven't carried drugs heavier than aspirin for a long time

theres a lot of space back there if you put the backseat down

its a 94 jeep cherokee

Hmmm........I think the doghouse is open here....ours doesn't use it. LOL

In all seriousness, I'd be afraid to let you stay here. I have daughters.....they love accents. ;-)

i gotta guest bedroom but there's no bed in there. only a hammock.

and yer avatar.

if you ever find yourself in the toronto area Seldom, I could probably put you up for the night, if you don't mind sleeping on the floor.

Globalmma posters can give you a roof, but as Curly and G-man and myself an testify too, you would be hard pressed for a bed LOL

I drive around with you seldom will kill a man. Then drive over a ciff while holding hands.

I plan on going to Australia next year to visit Jarrod......you gonna come and hang out, seldom?

You can crash on my Futon Seldom. We'll defile ourselves in the tittybars and get BILND drunk. We can also gamble here and nurture all forms of sin and debauchery.

you can crash in my bed.

Yeah but dogg will try and spoon with you.

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah but dogg will try and spoon with you.


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Originally posted by Blue
You can crash on my Futon Seldom. We'll defile ourselves in the tittybars and get BILND drunk. We can also gamble here and nurture all forms of sin and debauchery.

in an effort to steer this topic AWAY from the above 3 posts, i would like to request my fellow posters to pick up where blue has left off.
here, i'll kickstart it:




wow that sounds like fun blue! i bet there's lots of tits and beer where you're at. there's probably lots of tits and beer where seldom's at too.
as a matter of fact, i live about a block from a strip club and across the street from a liquor store!! so there's plenty of tits and beer here as well. tits and beer sure do kick some ass, don't they!

YEP! They sure do!!! BUT, can you gamble and drink at your strip clubs? It's common practice here!!! We like to keep our vices together!!!

speaking of that, i won $850 on the slingo slots over in tahoe this last weekend. after i lost $600 of that, i spent the rest on TITS and BEER over at club altitude. maaaaaaaad tits at club altitude bro.

Sounds sweet! The most I've ever won was $64. I don't actually like to take big risks with my $.

it's pretty hard to **** up slingo. there's like.....angels and devils and ****. then they start shooting arrows into eachother and you just sit back and make money while sluts bring you free drinks.

i wanna go back.















now!

****, that sounds good to me! I wanna go there too!

can i come?

Adam, I'll sneak you in my carry on bag.

thanks! you're a lifesaver!

Why would you want to vist Jarrod Adam?

Since when is jarrod down under?

Thanks for generosity people...floors are fine by me, I will bring a swag probably anyways.

Tanner: When you heading down to see Jarrod? I have to go over there and see him soon also. Is 8 hour drive from my place

Originally posted by Gman
Since when is jarrod down under?

Awhile ago. I am not sure of the reason he is done under. I don't know if he got kicked out of the country or kicked out of the house and just went home. Anyone have the details?

Seldom can come a stay with me. A half a hour away from Niagara falls. A hour away from toronto. I'm in the middle of everything cool.

Not sure yet, seldom.....it will be sometime next year. That's an expensive trip to save up for.

I know what you mean...at least your dollar gets around $1.30 Australian once you are here...If I took a grand Australian over to America, I would get $750 back...stupid exchange rates

Yeah but things cost less there so it all evens out.

not true