View Full Version : If you could get away with one crime just once......


handjobs4dollars
04-11-2004, 10:44 PM
Which on are you down for.



I think mine would have to be a hate crime.

:cool:

Fallout
04-11-2004, 10:45 PM
I rip the tag of a matress before buying it

Mr. Beelzebub
04-11-2004, 10:47 PM
Knee Bush right in the face about 10 times...Wanderlei Silva style.

VulgarTheClown
04-11-2004, 11:16 PM
MAAADDD bank robing!

Zen
04-11-2004, 11:17 PM
I don't know what I'd do, but whatever it was I'd earn enough money to never work again.

Exotica
04-11-2004, 11:20 PM
something w/the mafia would be interesting

HockeyFighter
04-11-2004, 11:22 PM
rape

HockeyFighter
04-11-2004, 11:23 PM
statutory rape that is

Fallout
04-11-2004, 11:27 PM
Hockeyfighters favorite movie is bang the drum slowly, only in his case the drum is a 15 year old chick

HockeyFighter
04-11-2004, 11:28 PM
Never heard of that movie. What is it about?

Fallout
04-11-2004, 11:30 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069765/

Its a baseball movie, thats why you haven't heard of it. Baseball fighter is like saying "Millionaire MMA fighter"

HockeyFighter
04-11-2004, 11:30 PM
The story of a New York pro baseball team and two of its players. Henry Wiggen is the star pitcher and Bruce Pearson is the normal, everyday catcher who is far from the star player on the team and friend to all of his teammates. During the off-season, Bruce learns that he is terminally ill, and Henry, his only true friend, is determined to be the one person there for him during his last season with the club. Throughout the course of the season, Henry and his teammates attempt to deal with Bruce's impending illness, all the while attempting to make his last year a memorable one.

HockeyFighter
04-11-2004, 11:32 PM
That plot reminds me of that Stalone and Arnold movie from Family Guy titled "I Remember Cecil". Oh god that was ****ing funny.

HockeyFighter
04-11-2004, 11:35 PM
The only decent baseball movies ever were Bull Durham and Field of Dreams. And only because Costner ruled back then. Like he does in A Perfect World.

Oh and that movie *61 was also cool with Barry Pepper as Roger Maris.

handjobs4dollars
04-11-2004, 11:36 PM
in the row boat on the lake bwhahahahah



and I would rape too.

HockeyFighter
04-11-2004, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Gman
in the row boat on the lake bwhahahahah

Yeah, it was ****ing hilarious. It gets better every time I see taht episode. Something about Arnold being an anchor for Stalone's spirit or something, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HockeyFighter
04-11-2004, 11:42 PM
I hate that last post for my over use of the word "something".

handjobs4dollars
04-11-2004, 11:44 PM
I met cecil in the spring of 1934 or something

ruffneck119
04-11-2004, 11:47 PM
I would blow up the entire building where the next MTV music awards is held while the event was in full bloom.

No one would live. Life would be great.

AgonYx0
04-12-2004, 12:17 AM
Murder

Prince
04-12-2004, 01:23 AM
statutory rape for me also

Exotica
04-12-2004, 01:25 AM
you all are sick.

Prince
04-12-2004, 01:31 AM
britney spears little sister would get it

Curly Howard
04-12-2004, 10:24 AM
I would knock on someone's door then run away before they opened it. HA HA HA Imagine their face when they open the door and no one was there HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh WAIT!!!!!!!!!

I could order a pizza and have it delivered to the neighbor's house. Oh god just think about it. He would be like "I didn't order a pizza" ha ha ha ha

Nuno
04-12-2004, 01:04 PM
I would hack Bill Gates bank account and transfer his money to my Swiss Bank account.

Aaron Bizarre
04-12-2004, 04:26 PM
Id steal the fractioned cents from every US account. that way its victimless and Id be hella rich.

The Ensanity
04-12-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Zen
I don't know what I'd do, but whatever it was I'd earn enough money to never work again.

ruffneck119
04-12-2004, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
statutory rape for me also

Although a good answer I couldn't pass the chance of ridding the world of all those ****ing *******s who are ****ing it up. I hate MTV more than I like statutory rape. Then again I can still get away with statutory rape.



Bwhahahahahaha :devil

handjobs4dollars
04-12-2004, 05:44 PM
I'm raping exotica too because she doesn't play along.

seldomTap
04-13-2004, 02:50 AM
Sit up high on the main street of town and take pot shots at people I know walking down the street...I use toi be able to hit bullseys from 800 metres, so it should be fun

nance
04-13-2004, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I would knock on someone's door then run away before they opened it. HA HA HA Imagine their face when they open the door and no one was there HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh WAIT!!!!!!!!!

I could order a pizza and have it delivered to the neighbor's house. Oh god just think about it. He would be like "I didn't order a pizza" ha ha ha ha

:-(

I used to work for Domino's....back in the day of "30 minutes or it's free"

I hated bad deliveries, I didn't get paid for them........

Leather
04-13-2004, 10:36 AM
STEAL the money of the King of Spain and show him what happens when you have to work hard to get money like the 99% of the Spanish citizen...

KILL all dictators....

CUT the electric supply to Bill Gates...

Curly Howard
04-13-2004, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by PANIKO
STEAL the money of the King of Spain and show him what happens when you have to work hard to get money like the 99% of the Spanish citizen...

KILL all dictators....

CUT the electric supply to Bill Gates...

BTW you have a PM

Leather
04-13-2004, 11:33 AM
Oh!! Sorry!!...

I've gotten the whole event, anyway thanks, thanks a lot Curly!!!...

Exotica
04-13-2004, 11:47 AM
i change my mind...

i would like to brutally murder my psycho ex in from front of his pathetic cruel and trashy family.

Tanner Rhoden
04-13-2004, 12:05 PM
I would force feed Exotica's fat face till her stomach burst.

Leather
04-13-2004, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I would force feed Exotica's fat face till her stomach burst.

:?!: :?:

I can feel the love...

AgonYx0
04-13-2004, 03:13 PM
hahahahahaha Tanner why are you being mean ahah

Tanner Rhoden
04-13-2004, 03:18 PM
Why are you never on AIM anymore, Kimberlee?

AgonYx0
04-13-2004, 03:24 PM
because my computer had a virus so me being the ****ing genius i am i got a ****ing anti virus, and ever since i did that my AIM doesnt work and when you guys post links i cant click on them with out a stupid little box poppin up talking about a firewall or stupid shell, it sucks, i have Yahoo messanger on my Cell that im always on.

neils7147933
08-09-2006, 10:28 PM
MAAADDD bank robing!
that's a good one

I was going to choose murder - but if I made enough money in a major bank robbery, I could afford a discreet hit

LoftyDog
08-09-2006, 10:31 PM
I'd just drive around with a gun and let my road rage take care of the rest...