Someone once told me if you ONLY have a mustache as facial hair, you’re a pervert or a **** star. After about 3 years of studying people, I think he was right…

I have yet to see or talk to someone with a mustache and they weren’t a pervo. What is it about the ‘stache that attract the sickos of the world? Its not like the Hitler ‘stache brings all the psychos of the world. Nah mean?


http://www.fcfighter.com/PICTURES/UFC28/don-frye3.jpg

then on second thought...

Maybe I need to grow one…If I did, all the women that I pick up will know Im a perv and would want me to be EXTRA freaky with them. Its like going up to a girl and saying:

“Hi…I would love to do some incredibly freaky **** to your ass…and ankles, don’t ask.”

I would imagine they would respond like this:

“****, YOURE PLAYA SMOOVE…LETS DO THAT FREAKY **** DADDY”

With a ‘stache all ill have to do is snap my finger like the Fonze to get a FREAKY ASS GIRL. Hmmm, Maybe the handlebar mustache is a good thing to have. Maybe the pervs, sicko, freaks, and **** guys are on to something. I’ve been cursing it, but maybe they know something we don’t. They may not get QUINITY but you get FREAKTASITIC QUILITY. The type of girl that wants you to **** them over a balcony, **** on them, and leave.

http://suersite.com/ts-magnumpi3.jpg

I take back my original opinion and think I should grow one. I can imagine it now:

Me…”Yo, *****”

Girl…”DAMN YOU FINE…I wasn’t going to talk to you but I notice you have a handlebar mustache. Soooooo, you want to take me home, **** me on my balcony, **** on me, wash me with you piss, and leave me feeling violated???”

Me…”Sure…*shakes keys*”

****! Im going to buy some Rogaine tonight and grow the **** out of my upper lip hair.

WHO IS WITH ME!!!!

CAN I GET A “HELL YEAH!!!”

WOO WOO!!!!

Im going to rock the perv ‘stache!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Bro, you with the perv stache.... lol.

You should come over tonight Charles, I'm gonna buy Fight Night 2004 after work and try to play against Yves Edwards over the interweb

Dave, get Victorious Boxers 2. Much better.

Also, handlebars are the type that go all the way down to your chin.

Originally posted by Lei Tong


Also, handlebars are the type that go all the way down to your chin. Are they?

Then I want just a thick mustache...


http://www.celestinegreen.com/billydeewilliams.jpg

Maybe not safe for work:

http://www.hosstyle.com/images/images/mustache.jpg

MAD PLAYA SMOOVE
http://www.lanl.gov/orgs/dvo/WOWCalendar/Images/ManRajasthanIndia.jpg

My not safe pic is playa smoove

Yes it is....

I was wrong.

Handlebar's curl upwards (like Nuno's pic). I was thinking of a Fu Manchu.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Someone once told me if you ONLY have a mustache as facial hair, you’re a pervert or a **** star. After about 3 years of studying people, I think he was right…

I have yet to see or talk to someone with a mustache and they weren’t a pervo. What is it about the ‘stache that attract the sickos of the world? Its not like the Hitler ‘stache brings all the psychos of the world. Nah mean?


http://www.fcfighter.com/PICTURES/UFC28/don-frye3.jpg

then on second thought...

Maybe I need to grow one…If I did, all the women that I pick up will know Im a perv and would want me to be EXTRA freaky with them. Its like going up to a girl and saying:

“Hi…I would love to do some incredibly freaky **** to your ass…and ankles, don’t ask.”

I would imagine they would respond like this:

“****, YOURE PLAYA SMOOVE…LETS DO THAT FREAKY **** DADDY”

With a ‘stache all ill have to do is snap my finger like the Fonze to get a FREAKY ASS GIRL. Hmmm, Maybe the handlebar mustache is a good thing to have. Maybe the pervs, sicko, freaks, and **** guys are on to something. I’ve been cursing it, but maybe they know something we don’t. They may not get QUINITY but you get FREAKTASITIC QUILITY. The type of girl that wants you to **** them over a balcony, **** on them, and leave.

http://suersite.com/ts-magnumpi3.jpg

I take back my original opinion and think I should grow one. I can imagine it now:

Me…”Yo, *****”

Girl…”DAMN YOU FINE…I wasn’t going to talk to you but I notice you have a handlebar mustache. Soooooo, you want to take me home, **** me on my balcony, **** on me, wash me with you piss, and leave me feeling violated???”

Me…”Sure…*shakes keys*”

****! Im going to buy some Rogaine tonight and grow the **** out of my upper lip hair.

WHO IS WITH ME!!!!

CAN I GET A “HELL YEAH!!!”

WOO WOO!!!!

Im going to rock the perv ‘stache!!!

http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/jakekapscarlruff.jpg

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA...Curl is a sercet FREAK!


I didnt realize this till NOW...Curly, you dirty lil slave