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Prince
04-09-2004, 03:56 PM
is anyone going to see this movie?

the punisher is worse than daredevil. he's the worst superhero of all time. he's a white trash loser with a van and follows people around. the plot of this movie is no differen than all 42 of charle bronson's death wishes and we all know they were trash.

somebody kills his family so he starts killing people.

the punisher = charles bronson

HockeyFighter
04-09-2004, 03:59 PM
Bronson needs to make "Death Wish 50: I'm Dead but still making these ****ting ass movies"

Prince
04-09-2004, 04:00 PM
was there ever a worse movie than the 1989 punisher starring dolph lundrgenonegoneg?

Based on the Marvel Comic, Dolph Lundgren is Frank Castle an ex-cop who lives in the sewers and acts as judge, jury, and executioner to the city's criminals in retaliation for the unpunished murders of his wife and kids. Frank's ex-partner Jake (Louis Gossett Jr.) finally catches up with the vigilante as he tries to stop the Japanese mob, which is trying to take over the city's mafia operation.

Prince
04-09-2004, 04:01 PM
HAHAHAHA IT HAD LOUIS GOSSETT JR.

HockeyFighter
04-09-2004, 04:04 PM
Dolph Lundgren will forever be remembered as Ivan Drago in my books.

Prince
04-09-2004, 04:12 PM
Powers: Punisher doesn't have powers, he's an x-marine with a vengence.

HAHAHA...Ultimate white trash comic.

HockeyFighter
04-09-2004, 04:23 PM
Maybe if he grabbed a commando knife he would have been decent.

Nuno
04-09-2004, 05:51 PM
I can't wait for this movie.

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/punisher-jane_lg.jpg

Prince
04-09-2004, 05:52 PM
HE'S A SCUMBAG

The Ensanity
04-09-2004, 05:54 PM
the new punisher looks gay

Nuno
04-09-2004, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
the new punisher looks gay

?

Prince
04-09-2004, 05:58 PM
the old punisher was the ****tiest movie of all time

Nuno
04-09-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
the old punisher was the ****tiest movie of all time

http://www.comicfreakz.net/comicfreakz/images/stories/punisher.jpg

It sucked for sure, but I'm gussing you haven't seen the ladykillers yet. Now that movie SUX!!!

sexz
04-09-2004, 06:01 PM
cesaro sucks spiderwebs for a living

Prince
04-09-2004, 06:05 PM
not very supportive, but as long as you know charles bronson is garbage thats all i care about.