http://www.captain-obvious.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=486

Here's all of them
http://www.captain-obvious.com/lawsuit/

Oh **** HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
http://www.captain-obvious.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=59

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/officespace.html

Got this off that website...****ing rules, chief.

miss_alissa_605: No. **** you.

zerf99: or i will **** up your computer

miss_alissa_605: Oh, will you now?

miss_alissa_605: What the **** are you going to
do, Tard McHackerton?

zerf99: i can make your computer shut off and
never be able to come back on

miss_alissa_605: OH NO!!!!! Please, please don't!!!

miss_alissa_605: I'll do anything.

miss_alissa_605: Please. Anything.

zerf99: rake it iff there

zerf99: ir i wont

zerf99: or

miss_alissa_605: rake...it iff there....

miss_alissa_605: I'm sorry, I cannot understand
your super secret hacker language.

http://www.captain-obvious.com/braindamage/images/groovy35.jpg

basszone72: i can throw you aon the bed and do you doggie style all night long

basszone72: please do

basszone72: you there

miss_alissa_605: im takin it. hold on 1 sec

basszone72: ok

basszone72: sorry

miss_alissa_605: Ok I got it! Wanna see?

basszone72: yea please

miss_alissa_605: http://www.captain-obvious.com/braindamage/groovy6.php

miss_alissa_605: click that.

basszone72: where is it at

miss_alissa_605: See the pic on the main page at the top?

miss_alissa_605: Like it?

basszone72: i dont see it

miss_alissa_605: http://www.captain-obvious.com/braindamage/groovy6.php

miss_alissa_605: right there at the top.

basszone72: that is my pic

miss_alissa_605: Yup! Read what I wrote!

miss_alissa_605: I made you famous!

basszone72: yea who will see this

miss_alissa_605: everyone!

miss_alissa_605: my thousands of readers!

basszone72: lets change it thin

miss_alissa_605: no. it stays as it is.

basszone72: why

miss_alissa_605: cause you're a creepy pervert

basszone72: how did you put it on there

miss_alissa_605: magic.

miss_alissa_605: like it?

basszone72: is ok

basszone72: whare the sing wemen at

miss_alissa_605: ....what the **** is your dumb ass babbling about!?

basszone72: where is the single ladys at

miss_alissa_605: .......you can't honestly be this oblivious.

miss_alissa_605: please restore my faith in humanity.

basszone72: how did you get my password

miss_alissa_605: i stole it from a monkey

basszone72: please tell me

basszone72: fuc you then

miss_alissa_605: **** you MORE!

miss_alissa_605: *****.

basszone72: your the *****

miss_alissa_605: OH YEAH *****!!!

miss_alissa_605: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

basszone72: come do it

miss_alissa_605: OH YEAH!?!?!?

miss_alissa_605: *****.

basszone72: why did you do this to me

miss_alissa_605: because I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU

basszone72: who is this

miss_alissa_605: your mother.

miss_alissa_605: And I hope you die.

basszone72: you some one i been talking to

miss_alissa_605: WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PATHETIC ASS BABBLING ABOUT!?!?!?

basszone72: bye

basszone72: i seen your pic before

miss_alissa_605: Yeah. you taped it on the wall on your bathroom and
you jerk off to it.

miss_alissa_605: you pathetic girbil ****er.

basszone72: what is your other screen name

miss_alissa_605: http://profiles.yahoo.com/basszone72

miss_alissa_605: You sure are a stupid mother****er.

basszone72: this is a guy

miss_alissa_605: HOLY ****! WE'VE GOT A BINGO HERE!!!!

miss_alissa_605: You ignorant cow****er.

basszone72: ok billy

basszone72: or bill

miss_alissa_605: Well, I'm not Billy....but close. You sheep****er.

basszone72: o ok you donkey ****er

miss_alissa_605: Please, please don't sue me.

miss_alissa_605: I'll get in trouble.

basszone72: you will why is that

miss_alissa_605: Cause....it's against the LAW!

basszone72: i wont turn you in

miss_alissa_605: .......ok! thanks!!!

basszone72: where you get them pics tho

miss_alissa_605: I reached into your moms cooter, and I yanked them free of her nightmarish entanglement of puss, encrusted trucker sperm, and thrownweed-esque pubic hair.

basszone72: o ok

basszone72: i have a clue it waas you when you called me a *****

miss_alissa_605: OMG!!! YOU HAVE A CLUE!!!

miss_alissa_605: FOR I AM UNDONE!

basszone72: yep

miss_alissa_605: You are a sheep****er.

miss_alissa_605: OMG! ANOTHER CLUE!

basszone72: where is andy

miss_alissa_605: ****ing your mom.

basszone72: up you momma

miss_alissa_605: You realize I'm going to post everything in this conversation, and prove to the world what a ****ing space cadet you are?

basszone72: you are why

miss_alissa_605: OMG!!!! BCUZ IM L337 LOL!111!1!!!11

basszone72: why you dont have nothing else to do you loser

miss_alissa_605: allright, ****er. I HATE YOU! AND I POKE STICKS AT YOU FROM OUTSIDE YOUR IDIOT CAGE!

basszone72: are you a lower

miss_alissa_605: Am I a lower? Is that like an alien or something?

miss_alissa_605: REVENGE OF THE LOWERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

basszone72: loser

miss_alissa_605: Oh. No, no I'm not. But one might suggest that you are. In fact, many many people will now begin messaging and emailing you to remind you as such.

basszone72: (Yahoo crying face)

basszone72: please dont

miss_alissa_605: No. **** YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE K THX HUGZ BYE!

basszone72: what

miss_alissa_605: Dude, please tell me you're joking.

miss_alissa_605: You CAN'T BE THIS OBLIVIOUS WITHOUT SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.

basszone72: you suck

basszone72: big dick

miss_alissa_605: OHNO YOU DID MAKE A JOKE!

miss_alissa_605: FOR I AM INSULTED!

basszone72: i mean big

miss_alissa_605: I mean INSULTED!

miss_alissa_605: Have you ever touched a female breast?

basszone72: yea

miss_alissa_605: Liar.

miss_alissa_605: I call bull****.

basszone72: i have

miss_alissa_605: Right.

miss_alissa_605: Did you win the lottery too?

miss_alissa_605: I mean, while we are imagining things.

basszone72: i did aleases

miss_alissa_605: ........you........did......aleases.......

miss_alissa_605: is that in a special moron language or something?

basszone72: yea but wipe

miss_alissa_605: .........dude, for the sake of my readers, I have perservered as far into your mind as I can possibly go. But now, I have seen the epicenter of the empty abyss, and I am afraid. I am afraid, and I must turn back for the salvation of my mind. I am sorry to everyone reading this that I lacked the will to continue. I am sorry.

basszone72: did your momma drop you on your head when you was born

miss_alissa_605: ....Case and point. Goodbye, Jason. I hope you die painfully.

basszone72: your not nice

basszone72: bill

http://www.captain-obvious.com/braindamage/images/groovy68.jpg
prince_uf_pain: I'd really appreciate it if you took that stuff off your site for me

miss_alissa_605: Well, why?

prince_uf_pain: Because I'm not a pervert like most guys on here

prince_uf_pain: I'm just a nice guy meeting people

miss_alissa_605: Sure you are. Which is why you took your picture with your shirt off, messaging 24 year old women in bikinis.

miss_alissa_605: **** you.

miss_alissa_605: **** you so, so much

prince_uf_pain: lol, ok well I reported you to yahoo. We'll see what happens then

miss_alissa_605: You...reported me to yahoo?

miss_alissa_605: Tell me, what part of yahoo exactly did you report me to?

prince_uf_pain: You know it's actually against the law to make false claims about someone

miss_alissa_605: The part of it that sends out big italians with bronx accents to rough people up?

prince_uf_pain: No the ones that send the police to your house with a paper telling you to report to court

miss_alissa_605: Oh no!!!!

miss_alissa_605: Look dude, please. Don't

miss_alissa_605: Seriously

prince_uf_pain: I know you don't care now but later you will

miss_alissa_605: Look, seriously.

miss_alissa_605: Please

miss_alissa_605: Don't tell the cops

miss_alissa_605: they already gave me two warnings

prince_uf_pain: Sorry it's allready being done now

miss_alissa_605: they said that the next time they'd come rape me with a backhoe.

miss_alissa_605: Wait, if it's already done, it's not NOW. It's THEN.

miss_alissa_605: You are a magical time traveler!!!

miss_alissa_605: Can I call you gandalf, the magical time traveling goat rapist??

prince_uf_pain: **** u. I'll see u in court.




And meanwhile, on the other half of my computer screen...



destar017: whats UP?

miss_alissa_605: ...can I help you with something?

destar017: yeah i have a question for you

miss_alissa_605: Which would be?

destar017: do you know what copyright is?

miss_alissa_605: I do indeed.

destar017: and do you know that it is against the law to post someone's picture without their permission?


miss_alissa_605: ....oh is that so?

miss_alissa_605: Well, whos picture did I post without permission

destar017: i'm looking into that

miss_alissa_605: Look, we can handle this like rational people ok?

miss_alissa_605: What do I need to do? I don't want this to turn into a big deal

miss_alissa_605: Look, hello?

miss_alissa_605: Are you there?

destar017: yes

destar017: prince_uf_pain

miss_alissa_605: ok ok, look.....

miss_alissa_605: I'm sorry allright

miss_alissa_605: give me a second, I'll take it off....just don't do anything ok?

destar017: i will accept your apology once u remove it

miss_alissa_605: We can handle this like rational people

destar017: then remove the phota

destar017: ooops photo even

destar017: if the photo isn't taken off within the next half hour i will report this to yahoo and other sources

miss_alissa_605: Look here...

miss_alissa_605: it's almost off

miss_alissa_605: hold on ok?

miss_alissa_605: http://www.captain-obvious.com/braindamage/groovy12.php

http://www.captain-obvious.com/braindamage/images/groovy69.jpg
(Editor's note: I had to whip this up and get it online in under 2 1/2 minutes. Damn, I'm good.)




miss_alissa_605: There, it's off

miss_alissa_605: see?

miss_alissa_605: Ok, is that better?

destar017: hehe

destar017: funny

destar017: that's okay...your site won't be up for long :D

destar017: have a nice day

miss_alissa_605: Oh, it wont?

miss_alissa_605: How is it you plan on accomplishing that, my pimple faced dear?

destar017: i won't tell my secrets

miss_alissa_605: Oh really? Well, I have a secret.

miss_alissa_605: Your vagina smells like dead insects and pee.

destar017: do i care?

miss_alissa_605: And you can't do ****.

destar017: and you must know from experience huh?

destar017: way to go slut:D

miss_alissa_605: So **** you, **** your family, and **** your pimply face pimples

destar017: nice comeback. **** you.

miss_alissa_605: Look please.

miss_alissa_605: Don't let your pimples bleed on me

miss_alissa_605: Pimple puss might ruin my new jacket

miss_alissa_605: I'll do ANYTHING! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

miss_alissa_605: Look, seriously, what are you going to do?

destar017: nothing

destar017: you are so right i can't do a thing

destar017: it's okay

destar017: i'm not mad

miss_alissa_605: Good call.

destar017: but i will see you in court for defamation of character:D

miss_alissa_605: I have bad news.

miss_alissa_605: See, normally to due for defamation of Character, what I'm saying has to affect your career.

miss_alissa_605: And since you are a freak in the circus, me calling you ugly is more like free advertising. So I'm going to sue YOU, *****.

miss_alissa_605: I want my goddamn check. Right now, you freeloading ****tard.

miss_alissa_605: Hey, I know. Let's do some roleplaying.

miss_alissa_605: I'll be the judge, and you be you.

miss_alissa_605: Judge: I'm sorry retard. I mean, sir. Er, I mean, Ma'am. We can't award you any money because you might use it to leave your house more often, scaring all the local schoolchildren. I award you the amount of $0, and legally change your family name to the "****spittles". Case is adjourned.





She then vanished. I guess to report me to the Yahoo police or something. Who the **** knows. But fear not! Officer tard SI ON TEH CASE!



in2deep4eva: Listen *****... You think you're playing a game w/ people but you're not... Since I do work for police in Aberdeen Idaho(if you don't believe me Call 208-397-4270, ask for Chief Dalling) ... You'll be well a ware that you were monitered now at all times... I am not ****ting you.... if this does not stop I will have federal agents on your ass so fast your head will be spinning

miss_alissa_605: Sweet! Dude, can you get me on to the X-files?

in2deep4eva: You think I'm ****in w/ you

in2deep4eva: But I'm not what you are doing is a federal and a state crime

miss_alissa_605: Oh really? Under which law, officer ****ferbrains?

in2deep4eva: Under tthe Idaho state law of Slander which is also know as disturbing the peace if you want me to give you the state code too I will

miss_alissa_605: Guess what. Slander is spoken. I havent said a word. You don't know ****, and your mom has a smelly vagina.

in2deep4eva: You know what... You have it is now a WRITEN document... which is a form of Slander ... you would know that if you graduated passed the 3rd grade

miss_alissa_605: You goddamned moron, in print it's called "LIBEL". "SLANDER" is spoken. Goddamn you, you mall cop. Go steal some 8th grader's slushie.

in2deep4eva: Just say I gave you a fair warning... and if I see anything about me I will press charges to its fullest.... and yes you'll be ****ed by bubbet for the rest of your life

miss_alissa_605: The only thing you warned me about is your startling lack of legal knowledge, you goddamned swamp hopping back alley gut bucket playing hick of a baby-raper.




And one more random moron jumped in, for one last round. I can't believe that this far into the game, someone still thinks I'm a 24 year old girl.


star_the_dom_goddess: I really don't appreciate you putting my friend's picture on your stupid lamer website.

star_the_dom_goddess: Just so you know, destar017 has reported you to yahoo and I hope you get what's coming to you. YOU are a STUPID *****

miss_alissa_605: Listen, please.

star_the_dom_goddess: **** off

miss_alissa_605: You guys have to slow down with the constant IMing. I'm laughing too hard, and people are starting to complain.

star_the_dom_goddess: You are a stupid *****

star_the_dom_goddess: Like you could get any im's from someone intelligent other than me

miss_alissa_605: Oh boy! You're going to become my new link to the outside world!!!

star_the_dom_goddess: Cant you do better than that?

miss_alissa_605: So, did OJ Simpson get aquitted?

star_the_dom_goddess: That's your only comeback?

star_the_dom_goddess: Wow you must have be a true blonde

miss_alissa_605: I've been stuck in this well with nothing but a laptop, and HOPE! I STILL GOT MY HOPE!

hornymale6902: : I know all the people in the
chat room. They all know me.

miss_alissa_605: Wow. That's AMAZIN'! You guys
should build a tree fort.

oh my holy hell that is so ****ing hilarious my side STILL hurts 5 minutes later from reading that. nice one curls

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