Ensanity


http://www.cs.unm.edu/~dlchao/images/shaft.gif

Allison

http://www.dca.net/gretag-service-usa/barbie.jpg

Adam

http://povonline.com/images/speedy.jpg

SeldomTap

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/54/6/5-6480.jpg

Curly

http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/lithos/dale.jpg


Actually, now that I think about it, Curly does look a lot like Dale. I guess I wasn't that far off.

people always thought i was in my mid to late 20s and from sweden

I always pictures Ryan to look like Vanerlei in a tux.

Cesaro

http://zanker.fto.de/mwc/resource/bud.jpg

Originally posted by Allison
I always pictures Ryan to look like Vanerlei in a tux.

http://members.aol.com/curbed55/tux.jpg

i wish i looked that smooth...

bud bundy isn't a far cry(is this how this phrase is supposed to be used?) from what i really am.

MRI in about an hour...I'm going to beat off. How ****ty would it be to get a boner while in an MRI tube? i heard people are int hose things for like 45 minutes

I have no clue what you look like. That is how I picture you. Grandmaster C

ill send you ap ic of me

creed now knows how ugly i am

I think getting a boner in an MRI would RULE! One time for just a regular physical, I had a female Dr. and when she held my nuts and asked my to cough I got a throbbing, raging hard on. We both just pretended that nothing happened.

I don't even think I know what you look like....well I saw a pic once but that was months ago and has long since been lost with the computer crash and the F11 incident.

This thread interests me....

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4da26b3127ccebc67c5182f360000001610

Wushu is turning into a black Tanner. Next thing you know, he is going to be posting pictures with him licking his nipple in a Rickson Gracie Jiu Jitsu gi

http://filmthreat.studiostore.com/images/p/PAC/ptTSPAC0006.gif

I pictured Curly being bigger.

I pictured Creed being not bigger.

Cesaro... still don't see him as overweight. He looks like Maynard to me. Always has.

Bella's about 5'1 in my book, but I know what she looks like. The height is where the imagination comes in. She's just so little and cute.

Stain probably looks a lot like me. 'Cept for he's about http://filmthreat.studiostore.com/images/p/PAC/ptTSPAC0006.gif this big and mad about it.

Originally posted by Creed
Wushu is turning into a black Tanner. Next thing you know, he is going to be posting pictures with him licking his nipple in a Rickson Gracie Jiu Jitsu gi http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4da26b3127ccebc67c513ae0d0000001610

Originally posted by GhosT^x0

Cesaro... still don't see him as overweight. He looks like Maynard to me. Always has.


lol, that was my very first avatar at sherdog. mjk doing the peace thing with his fingers \/

Dave Hojak. I pictured him to be some tall, egotistical, "i rule all" type of person. he did'nt let me down. i'm preaty much the same, except for the "tall" part. dave has came to become more than just one of my best friends, he is like a brother.

Stain. i thought stain woulda been some small, scrawny ****.... but hes not. always been way cool, does'nt fake the funk... and keeps it real. i can see me and him indulging in training sessions smoking mad weed.

Tanner. i pictured tanner to be some geek. i dont know why, i just did. i remember before meeting him, asking if he wore glasses and had long curly hair. i thought he was someone else. i was wrong. so wrong.

Cesaro. i don't even know how to explain how much Cesaro ****ing rules. He is everything i expected, from his picture to his attitude. Talk to this man on the phone, is the same as on the internet. Funny as all hell, and he does'nt even say much, its just the things he says and the way he says it. There is no hesitation when he speaks. its all Cesaro.

Lei Tong. i expected lei tong to be a crazy vato loco from the barrio. him, as well as dave.... did'nt let me down. he is also way more intelligent than i anticipated. he also talks alot of ****, unlike his passive ways on internet forums. lei tong is mad cool.

Hockeyfighter. The man, the myth, BOOM. he, as well as Cesaro is what i expected.... cept Hockeyfighter pulls more hoes and can keep up on the same conversation without changing it to something totally off the wall. he, as well as myself... rules all.

Allison. before i knew what allison looked like, i expected her to look "average". i was wrong. shes very beautiful. she has more of a mouth on her via the internet and phone. she actually came off a little shy. maybe its coz i am so damn sexy she did'nt know what to say or how to act. i'm just gonna go with that. shes mad cool, very down to earth, really smart, and hella beautiful. i could definately hang with her on a normal basis just coz she is so damn cool. shes like any one of my friends, but a female version and she does'nt smoke mad weed.

gman. i dont even know where to start with gman. me and g met via bashing. from the start, we bashed eachother till it got old. i pictured him to be some huge, gigantic **** with a lazy eye. dunno why. i pictured a sloth lookin ****. not at all. and in person, hes one of the coolest guys i've ever chilled with. mad laughs, all jokes, very smart, and he even smoked mad weed with me. hes nothin but smiles. the total opposite of what i expected.

Ensanity. More than I expected. You have to have this man around you as much as possible and at all social gatherings. when he is around, its like the spotlight is on him. hes a very outgoing person that is far from shy and loves to laugh. Him, alike Cesaro, are no different in real life as they are on this forum. Whether people enjoy him or not, he ain't gonna stop crackin jokes and talkin ****.

Creed. love him or hate him. in person... hes a good guy. i liked it when he was more passive about MMA discussion and was'nt so argumental in his opinions. i hate his opinions, but everyone is entitled to them. aside from that, i pictured him being not as big as he is, and i'm not talkin fat. hes just a big ****in guy that looks innocent and smart. both of which he is not, lol.

wushu. the anal man. i love him for it. hes an ass man. he looks almost exactly like me, i sware we could be brothers. he smokes mad weed. he is me and i am him. only difference is, he has bowls of weed, i roll all mine in 1 session. oh!!! and he has sex, i dont.

kaps. hes a whore on the internet, however there was not 1 time i heard anything about the internet from him while he was here in Southern Cali. weird being that this guy has over 500,000,000 posts on internet forums. he looks like he wants to kill you, unless he is smiling (which is hardly ever). he also looks like hes a pothead, but hes a drunk instead. i did'nt expect kaps to be so big either. hes like a mini, white, bob sapp with a crazy look in his eye.

wondermut. i pictured him to be some avergage lookin guy, on the smaller side. hes not so small (atleast not to me, lol) and he is damn sexy! He is alot more talkative on the phone too. on the internet, he is a dildo that posts once in blue moon and when he does, its like 3 words and i am sure he does it just so he can get his own laughs on the other end. everytime he pisses me off, it turns out to be intentional. he loves to piss me off.

Curly Howard. i love this man ALOT. i can't stress how much i love him. he is the only reason why i would question my sexual preferences. that is all.



if i think of more, i will post 'em.

:-( not one mention about me......or momita. Aren't us moms thought about??? *cries*

UUUUMMMMMMM Curly in a thong.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
:-( not one mention about me......or momita. Aren't us moms thought about??? *cries*

Momita was everything I expected. You can feel her smiling whether the internet or in person. Her advice has always kept me feeling a certain way that not many people can do. She changes perseption to see the better side of everything. I envy her. She is so ****ing awesome. Words can't even discribe.

and you, MADCREWmama. i did'nt know what to expect. i just knew that you were hella cool, and after your son approached me after the fight, and then meeting you.... you turned out to be one of the sweetest people i've met. your son is the ****. and you're just so mom-like it just always sets a warm feeling in the room you're in. you're an incredible person, and you can just see the word "LOVE" written all over your face.

I got my MRI today.

Appointment was at 1:15, I get in there about 1:38.

Receptionist says, "We wondering if you were going to make it today."
She's kind of hot and there I am dressed like a slobby piece of **** with nappy hair that obviously hasn't been washed in half a week. I look pathetic enough as it was, so I said, "Yeah, I got lost on the way over. I thought it was in those new offices."
As soon as that gets out of my mouth my stepdad comes in right behind and for god knows what reason says, "Sorry about not being here on time, we picked him up late. How long do you think he's going to be in here because we have to go meet a client?"

So there I am looking like a scrubby fat **** that has no license or a car, but I really do and just didn't feel like driving. Luckily the only other person in the waiting room was a confused old man.

They went ahead and walked me back there and made me fill out a paper asking if I have any medical problems and asked about my injury and I fill out the detailed worked after the MRI is over.

She tells me to empty out my pockets like they do at the courthouse. I start pulling things out of my pockets, a few bills of money, wallet, change and what comes next? A **** store business card with big red lips on it and says "Video Adventures". ****. I slid it under my wallet but she saw it, I know she did.

We walk into the room the MRI machine is in, I take my shoes and pants off for no reason. I thought I would have to, but nope. She doesn't say anything. I get on there and she puts my knee on this thing and latches it on there so I won't move it to much.

The MRI begins and it feels like a 10ºF wind tunnel. Probably the coldest 30 minutes of my life, followed up by the worst display of reading comprehension skills of my entire life, I'll get to that in a second. I hear her come back into the room and slide me out, I said "It's cold in there". She said, "Yeah its chilly, you could have kept your pants on." **** me.

I try to get off the table and I think I practically break something trying to get off, she had to fasten it back on. I struggle for 2 hours to get my pants back on while I regain feeling in my frozen feet.

I get my things out of the little basket and notice the **** store business card clearly sitting to the left of my wallet, I slid it under it before I went. They apparently held discussions about the card while I was inside. That explains why the other lady was staring at me like I was a convict when I came out and the guy on the computer was grinning. I thought about making up some blatant
lie about how I make business cards for a living, but on that sheet I had to check "Unemployeed". I didn't really care that much though so I decided to keet my mouth shut. On the way out there's this little elevator thing that takes you down like 4 feet, I propped up on it and it shifted to the left and I probably broke that too. She said, "it won't support much weight", she was probably implying I'm fat.

I go back to the main office and fill out the information I was too late to fill out before I got my MRI and this is where the reading comprehension skills come in. To start it off, I put my birthdate on the line asking for Today's date. I don't know my dad's zipcode or city which they needed because I'm on his insurance. I didn't know my doctor's name and I put my insurance ID# on the insurance company line. I checked off I've had metal in my eye although I never have. I had to take it to her after I finished with half of the **** blank or incorrect and explain that I'm a moron. She stared at it for awhile and started filling out things I didn't know but probably should have.

I was praying I didn't have to pay anything because I didn't have much money on me and I would had to have told her "i'll have to wait on my parents". Then she would look at my birthdate that's on there about 42 times in the wrong place and see that I'm a 19 year old loser.

I never want to go back there again, it was a disaster.

Originally posted by DOGGx0
Momita was everything I expected. You can feel her smiling whether the internet or in person. Her advice has always kept me feeling a certain way that not many people can do. She changes perseption to see the better side of everything. I envy her. She is so ****ing awesome. Words can't even discribe.

and you, MADCREWmama. i did'nt know what to expect. i just knew that you were hella cool, and after your son approached me after the fight, and then meeting you.... you turned out to be one of the sweetest people i've met. your son is the ****. and you're just so mom-like it just always sets a warm feeling in the room you're in. you're an incredible person, and you can just see the word "LOVE" written all over your face.


Now I'm crying for reals.....such heartwarming comments. Thank you.

I didn't know what to expect either, but I'm so happy Momita directed me to this place. I just wish I had more time to follow mma and love it as much as she does. But my kids are into other things and that is where I must be. But I don't regret the time spent here gettting to know all of you, the good, the bad and the ugly....lol. I think all of you on here are great!! DOGG, you are the sweetest. *big hug*

Yo dogg, thanks for the kind words, essay, you are the ****. Once that knee gets better, you'll be ****in up mad heads, for real.

Cesaro, that post ****ing owned

First I have ever read a post that long, young man. You should wirte a book about your life.... a ****ing reality show or something.

You rule sir. That's all.

Originally posted by Wushu
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4da26b3127ccebc67c513ae0d0000001610

Can I get a copy of that?

madcrew- *hug*

stain- mah motha****a. no doubt bro. and thanks for the vote of confidence!

beelzebub- thanks bro. you just read chapter 4: My Internet friends. the t.v. show should hit late summer 2004.

I've met way to many MMA internet people.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I've met way to many MMA internet people.

I am sure I've met more

Originally posted by Creed
I am sure I've met more

*thumbs up

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
*thumbs up

I just need to feel important

i have met 3

I didn't count

Dogg- I guessed he would be in your face and talking **** but he's really quite and polite.
It was weird. We met Friday and it was like we wanted to talk and **** but we had to fight the next day. Two weeks before that I was online trying to pump him up for his fight and give him some tips then BOOM. We didn't get to hang out as much as I wanted to cause his family was in and you can't blame him for wanting to see them. I'm sure we'll get to hang out again.
http://www.ciboire.com/cartes/carte-61.jpg

MCM- :lovers: I didn't get to talk to her or Momita that much. I was fairly upset with myself when I met them but they made me feel better.

Purity- Look in Webster's dictionary under cool and there he is.
http://film.onet.pl/_i/plotki/duze/e/edward_norton_2.jpg

Gman- spent most of my time out there with him. Easy guy to talk to. I figured he would be the guy who wanted to sit around and watch TV or the computer but he was far from it. We sat outside most of the time and just chilled
http://rarshow.com/extra/pics/2/fatkid.jpg

Kaps- We talked so much on here that we knew each other already. It was great to hang out with him. I thought he would be more white rapper http://www.thehomeboy.com/img/mcsneer.jpg

Bzob- Kind of guy you want as a friend and would hate to have as an enemy. He would do anything for you. (even dentistry work)
http://www.upforanything.net/miketyson.jpg

Creed- When he wasn't trying to crush me or smelling Tammy's hair he was a good guy. I had him pictured totally different
http://www.creedtickets.org/images/creed.jpg

Blake- I thought he would be a big goofy kid. He's really well spoken and kind of a smart ass (I like that).

Ensanity- I thought he was a little older and heavier. I also thought we would trade one liners and joke more.

Everyone else was kinda what I expected. I didn't have a problem with anyone out there. Ghost's room mate made me want to lock the door when I fell asleep. Kim was too cool along with Ruffneck, Lei Tong, Tammy, and Napol
I think I got everyone.
http://www.danasoft.com/sig/CurlyHoward.jpg

I never met Daves room mate. He wasn't there the night we were at his place and he kissed Bzobs head

hahahaha, damn, bzob was passed out that night.

yeah, he drank a lot. Even before he got to california. He was so nervous on the plane. I still can't belive you wouldn't let him go pee when he had to go

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Creed
[B]I never met Daves room mate.[B]/QUOTE]

I met him once...you didn't miss much. IMHO

Originally posted by Curly Howard

MCM- :lovers: I didn't get to talk to her or Momita that much. I was fairly upset with myself when I met them but they made me feel better.



I wish we'd gotten more of chance to talk too. :lovers: