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VulgarTheClown
04-06-2004, 10:50 PM
I haven't drank in MONTHS.

Now this is not necisarily bad. I'm in good shape and i feel good. so thats good.

and i'm talkin to MAD chicks!

I was hittin on my bank teller. a 26 year old blond who is lookin pretty good. she was talkin about how i'm lookin muscular and gettin lean, asked if i ever party or drink, i told her no but once i fight this month i'm gonna take a week off and i asked if she would like to join me and she gave me a nice smile and said a really sly "mabye".




I was in my criminal justive system class and these was this smokin spanish lookin chick. so the teacher says to jump in groups and before i could think against it i looked at her and invited her and her friend to join me and my homie.

her not that hot friend had a b/f so thats good. and she was single. we spoke, joked, laughed and then SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER (i didn't even ask!) and then we were getting our exams back (i got a 92) and she was all worried, i told her if she got over a 75 i would take her out to dinner. She got a 82.

so i asked if she wanted to do dinner and she said yes and i should call her later this week.

she saw my HUGE BRUISE and was NOT DISCUSTED she liked it! and started compairing bruises from biking with me.

i dunno whats goin on in my life but i'm startin to enjoy it.



now all i gotta do is knock out this mother ****er on the 17th and i will be happy.

handjobs4dollars
04-06-2004, 10:57 PM
I'm not drinking and I'm not getting mad lean. I did get a second strip to my white belt yesterday.

The Golden Bear
04-06-2004, 11:02 PM
fat = ****ty life Grant, thats why you have a bad life.

Me on the other hand, i am fat, but i got that top shelf ***** to keep my company.

handjobs4dollars
04-06-2004, 11:14 PM
Girls don't like the me. I can't stop giving the evil eye to them. Like yesterday I'm sitting around waiting for jiu-jitsu. Their a cardio kickboxing class on the mat. I'm sitting in a chair in my gi looking sexy with my chest out. This girl takes a break to get some water. She looks over at me and smiles. What to I do? I get that I would rape you if we were the only people here look on my face. I don't mean to do it, it just happens. I can't explain it.

TANG GOD(human race)
04-06-2004, 11:16 PM
don't **** it up, good luck.

VulgarTheClown
04-06-2004, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Girls don't like the me. I can't stop giving the evil eye to them. Like yesterday I'm sitting around waiting for jiu-jitsu. Their a cardio kickboxing class on the mat. I'm sitting in a chair in my gi looking sexy with my chest out. This girl takes a break to get some water. She looks over at me and smiles. What to I do? I get that I would rape you if we were the only people here look on my face. I don't mean to do it, it just happens. I can't explain it.

oh man, i was laughing my ass off when i read this.

try this, SMILE BACK AND SAY HELLO YOU ****IN MORON!

handjobs4dollars
04-06-2004, 11:56 PM
I don't know what it is. When ever it happens to me I just do it. I can't control it. Woman like me fine when they talk to me and stuff. It's just a reflex I guess.

seldomTap
04-07-2004, 12:26 AM
One day I will take you out with me Gman...now I am no George Clooney, but I can pretty well speak to any female and in all honesty, the initial approach is half the battle.


**** Ben...sounds like things are on the upswing...don't go get getting your jaw smashed or anything on the 17th and you will be set!

GhosT^x0
04-07-2004, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by Gman
Girls don't like the me. I can't stop giving the evil eye to them. Like yesterday I'm sitting around waiting for jiu-jitsu. Their a cardio kickboxing class on the mat. I'm sitting in a chair in my gi looking sexy with my chest out.

I gotta stop you right here and remind you that it's your gut that sticks out of your gi, not your chest, BRO.

This girl takes a break to get some water. She looks over at me and smiles. What to I do? I get that I would rape you if we were the only people here look on my face. I don't mean to do it, it just happens. I can't explain it.

If you drank more water, you might not be mad dogging everyone who hit up the water fountain. Might wanna look into hydrating yourself now and then, BRO.

HockeyFighter
04-07-2004, 09:08 AM
I am down to 235 as of last night and may have a date with some chick that messaged me out of the blue on MSN and lives just outside of town.

GhosT^x0
04-07-2004, 09:17 AM
I'm up to 215 lbs. Healthy weight.

Exotica
04-07-2004, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0

If you drank more water, you might not be mad dogging everyone who hit up the water fountain. Might wanna look into hydrating yourself now and then, BRO.

hes gotta good point...if you start drinking nothing but water 99% of the time you will lose mad weight. i lost 15 lbs in two months just by drinking water. You start to love it after a while and will prefer it to anything else anyway.

VulgarTheClown
04-07-2004, 11:24 AM
i'm at 207.0 pre work out and 206.2 post

respect *****ES

i'm gettin vascularity in my biceps a bit and showing signs of a solid 4 pack.

respect the progress.

I've lost 3 pounds in 3 days and keep my sweet tooth in check with my killer night time shake

Gman - pay attention to my 12 days till my fight thread you will pick up some really good info in there. and get your weight right mad fast.

eat like a king train like a king feel like a king live like a king

Stain
04-07-2004, 12:51 PM
bone them skanks son

Prince
04-07-2004, 01:14 PM
i'm about 205 lbs and have an MRI scheduled to find out what is wrong with my knee tomorrow. doctor thinks its a torn meniscus.

i have had no success with women.

Tanner Rhoden
04-07-2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Exotica
i lost 15 lbs in two months just by drinking water.

didn't notice

handjobs4dollars
04-07-2004, 01:30 PM
Please I'm all buff and stuff. The woman love me
for my looks. I want somebody to love me for who I am and not what I look like.

Carlao
04-07-2004, 01:51 PM
Vulgar honestly who gives a **** about your weight loss and punnany getting skills.


Nah hebrew brotha, I've seen the hard work you have done nad as your training partner and friend I'm proud of what you have done so far.

In you fight win, lose, or draw what matters to me is that you give your heart, blood, and soul to that fight. You know how we run **** here and you know what we expect out of you.

You have been blessed by having some of the best training partners in Florida and the US, having all that knowledge around you will only help you to become more successful in life and the sport.

Your confidence has gone right up since I first knew you and women see that adn are attracted to confidence.

I know that you will do well and KO this ****er out so we can get wings and maybe some chick might like your MT skills and give you some strange!

VulgarTheClown
04-07-2004, 02:42 PM
MAAAD strange!

and the ***** will call me Dogg. then i will **** her in the ass.