Started out by fishing all day when I was supposed to be working at home. Then we went to wal mart to buy some walls and this kid was crying standing in an isle by herself saying "I want my mommy"..... About that time this red headed 20 something with big boobies came and picked up her child. Of course I walked by and said "I want your mommy too"
This was followed by a sharp pain in my side which I found out later was due to my wife punching me.

So we went home and me and my youngest started singing Easter songs and changing the lyrics from Easter eggs to rabbit turds.

Then when I was cleaning my fishing poles, me and the same kid decided to see who could cast in to the sink. We figured I lost when I hit the vase on a shelf and broke it.

Then I was emailing that avatar that general made me to some friends and accidentally sent it to her mom.

So now it looks like a night on the couch and a lot of posting

How's your day going?

Love and marriage,
Love and marriage.

Goes together like a horse and carriage...

Did you bang that 17 year old yet?

Die

Make me Ernie

http://www.mts.net/~mtan/images/ernie.jpg

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Did you bang that 17 year old yet?

Found out I have known her old man for over 12 years and she use to come watch us playing rugby when she was 5...I am now not going to do it I have decided...her old man is a good guy and I really don't want him feeling obligated to shoot me.

Maori family also which is always a dangerous scene at the best of times

Yeah that would be a problem. I wouldn't do it then if she's kind of a friend of the family. Oh well I'll have to keep living through Purity

party like a rockstar

Click "Fun at Kneehigh Park!" *****.

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/showclips.jhtml

Hahahahaha.....

LOL, he stole my line

"I am gonna beat my dick like it owes me money"

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Yeah that would be a problem. I wouldn't do it then if she's kind of a friend of the family. Oh well I'll have to keep living through Purity

My thoughts to...was kinda funny cause I was chatting to her saturday night and she says "I remember when you and my dad were on the same tam when you were like 17 and he was 28.." and I sort of went "Yeah...(****en what) huh? ****, who is your old man?"
She says "Chubby" and I felt about 90 years old. I then remembered she use to play on the sidelines with her 6 brothers and beat them all up...

Nice family and her old man is a top guy...probably wouldn't appreciate me cornholing his daughter

whats her number?

Hahaha..now I know who she is properly, no chance bro! If I would feel bad myself, no way one of you blokes!

I take great offence to that. I am a gentleman of the highest order. I will show this lovely young lady a perfect evening and treat her with the respect she deserves.

*TRANSLATION*


Drive-thru and were doing it twice

hahahahaa

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Started out by fishing all day when I was supposed to be working at home. Then we went to wal mart to buy some walls and this kid was crying standing in an isle by herself saying "I want my mommy"..... About that time this red headed 20 something with big boobies came and picked up her child. Of course I walked by and said "I want your mommy too"
This was followed by a sharp pain in my side which I found out later was due to my wife punching me.

So we went home and me and my youngest started singing Easter songs and changing the lyrics from Easter eggs to rabbit turds.

Then when I was cleaning my fishing poles, me and the same kid decided to see who could cast in to the sink. We figured I lost when I hit the vase on a shelf and broke it.

Then I was emailing that avatar that general made me to some friends and accidentally sent it to her mom.

So now it looks like a night on the couch and a lot of posting

How's your day going?

I would have only gotten mad about the vase. I would laughed about everything else.........can't get mad about the email, I don't have a mom....lol.

at least I didn't send her nekkid pics........Hmmm that might stop the visits from her

Why wouldn't you want to be in a Maori family? You get to do cool dances and wear make up.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
at least I didn't send her nekkid pics........Hmmm that might stop the visits from her

:lol1: :lol2:

My MIL doesn't visit often herself....we've always had cats.....she's allergic. :devil But alas, no more kitties....I'm tired of feeding the owls and coyotes around here.

Owls eat cats?

Originally posted by Gman
Why wouldn't you want to be in a Maori family? You get to do cool dances and wear make up.

Cause I don't feel like being the main course in Pua Pukhea...which translated is White man and watercrest, if I ****ed the girl around

Originally posted by Blue
Owls eat cats?

Sadly, yes they do. We have some pretty big ones around here. Not to mention our kitty wasn't even full grown yet. She weighed maybe 6-7 lbs if that.