SUCKS!! but It SUCKS A LOT!!!

I've spoken with a british customer to help a partner but I couldn't understand anything!! ****ing english...all the office was laughing and I couldn't stop of laughing too, I was with tears in my eyes...at least I've gotten the message. she wanted an advertisement in our magazine...


Now, I've found something worse than my grammar...

I can't understand British or deep Southern US english either.

Yes, but even i have can have trouble understand a british accent sometimes.

Even you?

Leather hijo de tu madre, que carajo es ese avatar?

Even me ( as in, even though english is my first language)

English is your first language?

Yes, thats why I cant understand you.

Que?

English is my third language, sorry.

Tengo un pollo en mis pantalones

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Leather hijo de tu madre, que carajo es ese avatar?

Es cojonudo!! Es la descuartización de un toro, con Nuria Espert bailando y actuando y una banda de música tocando de fondo y vestidos de uniforme. Es de las últimas escenas de "Viva la Muerte" de Fernando Arrabal, intenta conseguirla porque vas a alucinar.


Well, English is my third lenguage too, but I didn't hope that it were so bad !!!

Spanish is my third language.

PANIKO, your english is great for your third language. The only reason your gammar seems so bad is because it seems like your taking the phrase you want to say, thinking of it in spanish and then translating it in your head into english. Rather than thinking in english. A lot of english words don't translate well from other languages

Maybe you're right Creed...and now you have a sig with one of my "celeb" sentences!!! Bastard!!! LOL...

Paniko is one weird mofo.

I only know one language. Those french lessons didn't stick.

El inglés británico resulta bastante comprensible al lado de tu avatar, ¿qué chingados es eso? Dont worry Aaron my english or your english is going to be by far better than beckham spanish.

HAHAHHAHAHA

When I first met my girl, I couldnt understand every other sentence she was saying because of her THICK english accent.

It took me like 3-4 weeks to really get use to it and understand everything she was saying. She doesnt realize how thick it is and why people cant understand her most of the time.

Its cool now, cause in public Ill have her tell me something fast and nobody really understands

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I can't understand British or deep Southern US english either.
You would not be able to understand a word i said then.

Originally posted by PANIKO
SUCKS!! but It SUCKS A LOT!!!


:lol1: i was dying w/laughter before i got past this sentence....i love you dear, you have made my day

Well, honestly I don't love you dear Exotica, but I'm fine if you've laughed with this sentence :)

Nice to see you mr.Piedra!!

HAHAHAHA!! Paniko sets chunky straight...

i haveno third language

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
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Big girls need loving too.

Yeah, they need loving like everybody, why not?...

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
HAHAHAHA!! Paniko sets chunky straight...

Whats with you calling everyone fat? Did a fat man kill your father and rape your mother?

actually i'm a bit confused because i am not fat. hmmm...

i'm fat

Originally posted by Creed
Whats with you calling everyone fat? Did a fat man kill your father and rape your mother?

AAAAAAWwwwwww!! I apologize if I hurt your feelings, young man.
A chunky girl is not necessarily fat. Chunky means thick, you know, big butt, nice round titties, etc.
On the other hand, when I call YOU chunks, I do mean fat bastard, you know, extremely overweight tub of feces. But I won't do it again. :lovers:

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
AAAAAAWwwwwww!! I apologize if I hurt your feelings, young man.
A chunky girl is not necessarily fat. Chunky means thick, you know, big butt, nice round titties, etc.
On the other hand, when I call YOU chunks, I do mean fat bastard, you know, extremely overweight tub of feces. But I won't do it again. :lovers:


No, if there is anyone that should be called fat on this board, its me. I just wanted to know why you seem to be obbessed with us. I think deep down you like me, or even love me.

I think your cool Bub, but I just like you as a friend. Can I give you a hug? :lovers:

I love you, chunks... I don't think chunks is derrogatory, it's more like a nickname. *opens arms*

Originally posted by Exotica
actually i'm a bit confused because i am not fat. hmmm...

Don't get Bub wrong, he likes em chunky. Your well proportioned in a good way, not fat.