anyone playing any good jokes on anyone today?

I'll call my mother and tell her I'm pregnant as usual. She's been falling for it every year since i was 16.

Originally posted by Allison
I'll call my mother and tell her I'm pregnant as usual. She's been falling for it every year since i was 16.

Although I am sure she is more excitied than upset now

i'll tell my mom i got a job

Originally posted by Creed
Although I am sure she is more excitied than upset now


yeah, I think she would be.

rofl...my mom would probably disown me at this point if i told her i was preg. i gotta come up with something good this year.

Ill tell my mom im moving.....

Allison,


Minnie is dead. i put her under that mass pile of laundry in the bathroom. she ate too much plastic. tuff break eh?

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
Ill tell my mom im moving.....

Tell her your gay and that Allison is really a man

Originally posted by Creed
Tell her your gay and that Allison is really a man


My Dad would kill us both before before I can finish saying April...

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
Allison,


Minnie is dead. i put her under that mass pile of laundry in the bathroom. she ate too much plastic. tuff break eh?

For some reason, even though I knew you were ****ing with me, my heart stopped when I read that first line. Although I knwo if something happened to The Mook, you and Brian would cry harder than I would.

Originally posted by Allison
For some reason, even though I knew you were ****ing with me, my heart stopped when I read that first line. Although I knwo if something happened to The Mook, you and Brian would cry harder than I would.


thats a harsh truth right there. I can barely sleep at night without her crushing weight sitting right on my chest.

can ethier of you explain this to me?

I already got my mom by telling her Lil' Gino fell and cracked his head open.

I'm sure I could make a good one regarding me getting laid or something, though believablity may be an issue.

I dont even want to joke about a kid right now....too serious for my broke ass

Originally posted by Creed
can ethier of you explain this to me?


about 2 years ago an Imp escaped from the pits of Hell. It knew it didnt have much time so it took to the body of a small cat born in Jacksonville. By making itself seem like a runt it quickly gained the admiration of a simple minded Blond who raised it as Minnie Mooka Manu. She has thus moved to Boston where she consumes lots of food and knocks whatever over she feels like. all the while making a habit of taking naps on peoples chest. Its hard not to love her though.

4 years ago.

maybe your not that simple after all.......

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
about 2 years ago an Imp escaped from the pits of Hell. It knew it didnt have much time so it took to the body of a small cat born in Jacksonville. By making itself seem like a runt it quickly gained the admiration of a simple minded Blond who raised it as Minnie Mooka Manu. She has thus moved to Boston where she consumes lots of food and knocks whatever over she feels like. all the while making a habit of taking naps on peoples chest. Its hard not to love her though.

Lol, my cat sleeps on my chest too. For april fools, I think I'm going to call my ex and tell her I've had herpes for years and forgot to tell her till now.

tell her you have Aids and your making your rounds.

That's good too.

the usual scotch tape around the sprayer in the sink gag. aim it well and when someone uses the sink, poor , wet, them.

Nice!

I also like to cover the toilet tightly with saran wrap so you can't see it then put the seat down. Hopefully a women uses it so she when she sits down whether it's #1 or #2 she'll get some on herself.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I also like to cover the toilet tightly with saran wrap so you can't see it then put the seat down. Hopefully a women uses it so she when she sits down whether it's #1 or #2 she'll get some on herself.


im gonna use this trick on allison one fo these times. then I will just opint at her until she breaks down and swears vengence.

I'm going to pee in a pan. The freeze it and slide it under the door of somebody I don't like. Then their place will smell like pee.

I am going to take an AK and unload a clip on an elementary school right when the school gets out.

I'm going to call in ensanity car as stolen and wait for the L.A.P.D to do all the work.

We just had a meeting at work. They call us in and tell us because of oil prices and maintenance going through the roof we're going to sub contract the driving jobs and we would be laid off effective immediately. We all *****ed and whined and ****. They gave us our last pay checks and told us to open them cause they gave us a little extra. inside was a note that said


Happy April Fools Day

PWNED~!

Originally posted by Gman
I'm going to call in ensanity car as stolen and wait for the L.A.P.D to do all the work.

DUDE!! That's cold blooded! Your gonna get Ensanity Rodney Kinged!!!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
DUDE!! That's cold blooded! Your gonna get Ensanity Rodney Kinged!!!

Well...he hasn't posted in awhile...

Originally posted by GeNeRaL
the usual scotch tape around the sprayer in the sink gag. aim it well and when someone uses the sink, poor , wet, them.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY KIDS DID TO ME!!!!

I laughed along with them. I knew they were up to something. Darned kids!!!:lol1:

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
im gonna use this trick on allison one fo these times. then I will just opint at her until she breaks down and swears vengence.


You can always put vaseline on the seat too. Someone tried that with me many moons ago....my roomie in boarding school was so messy in the shower we always kept a towel nearby to wipe the seat off so I found it with the towel.:)

thanks madcrew..... im stock piling the pranks.