and this morning I was talking to a mates wife who tells me she knows a girl from the rugby club that thinks I am ok and wants my babies.

I was kinda impressed as she is pretty cute and all...it was only when I asked where she worked and the girl I was speaking said "She doesn't work, she is in high school." that I started to be concerned. This chick is like 17...I am pretty sure there are some legal boundries to observe here, but I have to figure out whether I would be willing to hook up with a girl who was born after Michael Jacksons Thriller came out....

Mind you...she is pretty tight and I hear she is mad flexible...maybe just for laughs...

if i was a guy in my 20's i wouldn't date a girl younger than 18. something changes after that age and its like age doesn't matter as much. but anything b4 that just seems wrong.

Rugby chicks are ****ed in the head. Avoid them.

Please....for the love of god


Bang her

Curly wants to live vicariously thru you Seldom.

I can't belive I spelt vicariously right

Yeah mad underage girls. I was 18 and had this 14 year old hitting on me on the bus. I felt like I was the one commenting the crime for just being there.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Please....for the love of god


Bang her
Agreed

NO COMMAS

I think Exotica has hit it on the head...if she was 18, I would probably be up to my nuts in guts now instead of posting about it...but 17 is kinda dirty...but part of me says 'good dirty'!

If I do, I will PM you pics Curly!

Yeah but you could be her first anal. Think about it.

If there isn't any grass on the field, roll over and play in the mud

or you could just salp the ***** in the face and get a hand job.

Originally posted by Creed


I can't belive I spelt vicariously right

*claps hands*

Great job Creed!!!!:)

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah but you could be her first anal. Think about it.

shes 17, girls are getting pregnant at 13 and 14 now a days on a regular basis. there is a decent possibility he wouldn't be her first.

When did you stop being a anal virgin?

Originally posted by Gman
When did you stop being a anal virgin?

i dunno, when did you?

Well it wasn't by choice and it includes a stay in the drunk tank but you will never hear that story.

:lol1: riiight

I have to go to school and watch a clockward orange.

I know when exotica stopped being an anal virgin..........

Originally posted by seldomTap
said "She doesn't work, she is in high school." that I started to be concerned. This chick is like 17...I am pretty sure there are some legal boundries to observe here

DO IT!!!!!

Originally posted by Gman
I have to go to school and watch a clockward orange.

the comp class my friends in is having to watch that too...odd

Originally posted by Creed
I know when exotica stopped being an anal virgin..........

stalker

Todat my ass feels like I am no longer an anal virgin . I took a huge dump that almost split me in 2. I fear my ass is ruined.

Monster turds are as close to anal penetration my passage cares to get...

If you ain't going to do it, be kind enough to spread her contact information around to the more molestation-inclined.

Originally posted by seldomTap
Monster turds are as close to anal penetration my passage cares to get...

I don't know how pillow biters endure it. Monster turds have always been my fiercest opponents, constantly leaving me bloodied and battered on the crapper begging for mercy. I must have a super tight ******* or smething. I'm going to start lubing up for all future BM's.

Do you think it is a good idea to post on a public forum how tight your ass is?

I did one at work once and it was killer...I broke a sweat and had tears welling in my eyes. I came in and said to the office *** that I now knew how he felt and that it was just humiliating...

the court case is pending

Originally posted by seldomTap
Do you think it is a good idea to post on a public forum how tight your ass is?

I did one at work once and it was killer...I broke a sweat and had tears welling in my eyes. I came in and said to the office *** that I now knew how he felt and that it was just humiliating...

the court case is pending

First of all, you're probably right. Perhaps I shouldn't be disclosing the tightness of my ass on a public forum, especially one that may have trained fighters who enjoy wrestling around with other men reading it. I'd hate to get raped by some bullhomo who wants to see if I'm as tight as I claim.

Second of all, Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha hhahahhahahahahhahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope never to get on the wrong side of a Bullhomo...I use to train at the same gym as a gay football player who was one of the biggest guys I have ever seen...I was always careful to be out of his way and very polite when I spoke to him.

Funniest part was his boyfriend was about 5'2" and maybe 140 lbs...this bullhomo was an easy 6'4" and at least 250!

I had a rectal exam by a guy who was roughly the size of TOny Robbins and hands to match.

I'm not even going to joke about that...was he....gentle?

I tasted latex.

he was at least caring enough to glove up...

Actually, the glove was stuck in my mouth to muffle my screams.

Did it work??

He was up to his elbows by the time my mom came in to save me.