View Full Version : Dave Chappelle is making me a social outcast


handjobs4dollars
04-01-2004, 01:07 AM
Everytime somebody ask me something I reply with yyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh or okkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy

They just look at me funny and since people in canada are just getting the first season now they have no idea what I'm doing. I guess it my fault for stealing american tv.

It's going to be funny 9 months from now when every canadian I know is going to walk up to mean and say Dave ripped you off.

Fallout
04-01-2004, 01:08 AM
I'M RICK JAMES *****!!!!!!!!

handjobs4dollars
04-01-2004, 01:14 AM
Most people don't get it when I say these things. It's sad.

Is the new season on canadian tv?

Fallout
04-01-2004, 01:15 AM
I download them

handjobs4dollars
04-01-2004, 01:22 AM
Don't you say I'm rick james ***** to poeple.

Fallout
04-01-2004, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by Gman
Don't you say I'm rick james ***** to poeple.

No, I am too white

Exotica
04-01-2004, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Creed
No, I am too white

:lol1: that makes it even better.

handjobs4dollars
04-01-2004, 01:33 AM
Exotica is a racist because she is from tennessee.

Fallout
04-01-2004, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by Gman
Exotica is a racist because she is from tennessee.

I am a racist too

**** purple people

handjobs4dollars
04-01-2004, 01:38 AM
Mitch headburg...unless they're choking

VulgarTheClown
04-01-2004, 07:16 AM
**** YOU!

Dave Chappelle can do NO WRONG!

Dave Chappelle is the embodiment of an amazing TV persona.

Its sacrelidge to speak badly against him

HERECY!!!

YOU MUST BE PUT TO DEATH!!

Allison
04-01-2004, 09:03 AM
Its the only acceptable reason to tell your coworkers "I wanna piss on you", which I regularly do. That, or " Get that homepage report to me. I'm Rick James, *****."

The Ensanity
04-01-2004, 11:24 AM
I like to say "**** YO COUCH *****. **** YO COUCH"

and most of what Tyrone Biggums and Lenard Washington say.

handjobs4dollars
04-01-2004, 11:57 AM
I wants some crack.

Exotica
04-01-2004, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Exotica is a racist because she is from tennessee.

im not racist...i equally hate everyone. :)

handjobs4dollars
04-01-2004, 12:18 PM
Nude pics?

Prince
04-01-2004, 12:18 PM
i hate the chappelle show. i'll never watch it.

VulgarTheClown
04-01-2004, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i hate the chappelle show. i'll never watch it.

you sir are absolutely out of your mind.


tho since you are from south carolina you too could just be a big racist

The Ensanity
04-01-2004, 12:26 PM
"...and that was the first time i ever sucked a dick for crack!"

"Have you ever ate dog food? It taste like it smells....DELIOUS!"

"No matter the color of your skin, or your background, we are all about the same. We raise our kids, make love from time to time, and wash...speaking of which, did you know white people dont use wash clothes?"

"You better watch yo tone. Use ya inside voice or Ill out ya ass outside"

handjobs4dollars
04-01-2004, 12:28 PM
If you need money sell rocks that's what I hear people do aroud here.

Allison
04-01-2004, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
you sir are absolutely out of your mind.


tho since you are from south carolina you too could just be a big racist

North Carolina.

Allison
04-01-2004, 12:30 PM
North Carolina

And I'm sure he's not as hard as you, growing up in the streets of Boca Raton and such.

Aaron Bizarre
04-01-2004, 12:33 PM
"they should have never given you *****s money, you dont know how to act"

handjobs4dollars
04-01-2004, 12:33 PM
bwhahahahhahahahahaaaaaa owned

Prince
04-01-2004, 12:35 PM
allison is correct. kings mountain, north carolina

The Ensanity
04-01-2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
"they should have never given you *****s money, you dont know how to act" http://tretim.com/ChapelleSlap.gif

Aaron Bizarre
04-01-2004, 12:38 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.


Charlie Murphy's head slam off the bar in slow motion ****ing kills me everytime as well.

The Ensanity
04-01-2004, 12:41 PM
"WHY YOU HIT ME?!?!?!?"-Rick James

"CAUSE YOU HIT ME!!!"-Charlie Murphy

"*****, THAT WAS WEEKS AGO!!!!"-Rick James

Allison
04-01-2004, 12:41 PM
"I think I'm bleeding inside my chest"

I love when they show the front kick in slow motion, and Rick James goes flying against the mirror, with the platform shoes kicking at the air..

The Ensanity
04-01-2004, 12:44 PM
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

Allison
04-01-2004, 12:45 PM
http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s2/204_rickjames.html

Aaron Bizarre
04-01-2004, 01:23 PM
Real Player blows... way to drop the Ball Ally.

VulgarTheClown
04-01-2004, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Allison
North Carolina

And I'm sure he's not as hard as you, growing up in the streets of Boca Raton and such.


I grew up in the streets of monroe CT, then moved to the streets of Sunrise where i went to school in the streets of downtown Ft. Lauderdale.

*****. REPRESENT!

Carlao
04-01-2004, 01:52 PM
*****slaps Vulgar "Rick James Style"****

Shut up, I'm Rick James ***** !!!!!!!!