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my cat punctured my water bra.

MMMmm!! MMmm!!! tities!

Get the light up bra so you can be chased around a room in the dark as a freaky sex game

Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest **** in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in ****. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I **** myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some **** and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

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Cesero...That deserves its own thread...Post it up!

If thats true, you just transformed into a character from Seinfeld. If thats true, I salute you.LOL thats waaaaaayyyyy cooler than getting laid.

i wish that was my story, i should have put a disclaimer. he's older than me and i don't go to frat parties(or any party at all). i wish i was him.

WOW Cesaro that is a thread hijack if I ever saw one!!!!

after reading this title I thought Ensanity was gonna say implants. If that were the case i wouldnt go big, I would just go enough so you can say that you stacked it on from some new kind of diet.

like me. im not gonna take the calogen injection in my penis too far. Its going to be just enough so i can say I gained it from a black guy's blood transfusion.

best story I've ever read.

I honestly didn't find it funny.

I don't think Allison should try to draw attention to her breasts.

It's kind of like me wearing a muscle shirt. Not much point in it.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I don't think Allison should try to draw attention to her breasts.

It's kind of like me wearing a muscle shirt. Not much point in it. HAHAHAHA, very true

that stories been on like 4 different forums i post on in the last 2 days lol

Originally posted by Allison
my cat punctured my water bra.

try Wonderbra's second degree push up...has gel in it instead of water and is more durable.

I'm good with having the A cups now. That was like 5 years ago, when I still card what people thought about my tits.

Originally posted by Allison
I'm good with having the A cups now. That was like 5 years ago, when I still card what people thought about my tits.


http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/cleavage.jpg

Ok, fine. That was only a year ago.

I have a pointy nose.

Pointy?

yes. i'd like to have a cute little slope nose.

it is a slope isnt it?

Your nose isn't pointy.

Its a definite point.

I'd still pay good money to see you with your clothes off Allison. Pointy nose and all

you know they have yahoo chatrooms called "pay 2 play" chats where girls charge guys like $6-10 per session to get naked and fingerbang themselves on cam?

Is this how you feel about your nose.

http://www.clowninaround.com/images/masks/clownlong30.jpg

yes

Originally posted by Cesaro
you know they have yahoo chatrooms called "pay 2 play" chats where girls charge guys like $6-10 per session to get naked and fingerbang themselves on cam?

yep, camwhores. they make lots of cash. some girls sit in there all night and do a show once an hour when they get like 5 or 6 guys and just do one show at once.