Bluecifer
03-26-2004, 05:38 PM
Help me think of some scam to make me rich. Maybe someway to take advantage of fat lonely people or something.
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View Full Version : I'm getting sick and tired of having to work for my $. Bluecifer 03-26-2004, 05:38 PM Help me think of some scam to make me rich. Maybe someway to take advantage of fat lonely people or something. Nuno 03-26-2004, 05:47 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg Maybe someway to take advantage of fat lonely people or something. Prostitution? Bluecifer 03-26-2004, 05:50 PM That's not a scam, but if you want I'll put you to work as my manho. You'll have to turn trysexual though. Anyway, pimpin' ain't easy. It can be alot of work slappin' them hoes and stuff. Nuno 03-26-2004, 05:53 PM Trysexual? Bluecifer 03-26-2004, 05:55 PM You'll have to be willing to try anything sexually that I tell you too. Nuno 03-26-2004, 05:57 PM Ooooohhhh.....but see, I was originally suggesting that you do the actual prostitution. Bluecifer 03-26-2004, 06:07 PM GROSS! **** THAT!!! THAT IDEA IS THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD!!! Curly Howard 03-26-2004, 07:31 PM You already don't work for your money. You look at **** and post all day. Stain 03-26-2004, 09:21 PM i wish i had like 66 million dollars HockeyFighter 03-26-2004, 09:51 PM I wish I could go to brazil over the summer and train with BJJ badasses like a certain global poster. Stain 03-26-2004, 10:02 PM whos doing that? im going in april handjobs4dollars 03-26-2004, 11:12 PM If I had money I would buy a girl friend. Curly Howard 03-26-2004, 11:47 PM rent one seldomTap 03-29-2004, 12:40 AM Heres what you do... You take out an add in a gay magazine, advertising 'The latest in arse pleasing technology dildo's" or some such thing. You advertise them at $40 each, which is a bargain when it comes to rectal stimulation...and make it payable by check to something safe sounding like "lifestyle helpers' or something like that. ******s will be sending you cheques by the thousand. You bank them, wait the 5 days for the cheque to clear, then you return a cheque to the buyer, saying something like "The supplier in the Phillipines has proven to be unreliable" or something like that...but the return cheque is from the other company name, "Arse ticklers ******s fan club"...now I will bet you a lazy $5 that 95% of people aren't going to go into their bank with a cheque from a company named that and expect to walk back in there again. You pocket $40 bucks for nothing. Now lets say that 5000 people buy these. at $40 each, thats $200000. Lets say 5% get their money back, at worst, you make $190000. Bluecifer 03-29-2004, 01:10 PM Seldom! You're a genius!!! Oh yeah, and Curly, I actually do work and sometimes it interferes with my posting and **** watching, that's why I'm going rip off all these fudgepackers. Nuno 03-29-2004, 01:13 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg Seldom! You're a genius!!! Indeed. seldomTap 03-30-2004, 12:21 AM Not so...i stole the idea from Lock, Stock and two Smoking barrels, but I did pretty well to remember it I think |