so i'm about to hop in the shower

and i get an IM from this ***** in my dorm she wants to meet up and suck my dick before she goes to class

so i'm like OK

i tell her bring your ass up here
she is like alright let me finish eatting

i was like ok, i'll open the door.


then she is like i'm full now so i said then don't swallow
she said OK
then my suite mate wakes up and i'm like ehh whatever
**** him, i'm gonan get me a ****in BJ!

so i'm like ***** bring that ass

she is like i only got 6 min left till i leave for class
so i'm like "**** it i can EASILY squeeze one out in 6 min **** you can have time left over to go for 2!"and she is like aagg i don't have enough time

and so i get all abusive and demanding (cause she says she likes that ****) and she amost took the bate

then i was like
"you know what, **** you. go to class."

she starts whinin like "aww don't be mad."


**** YOU! IMing me gettin me all ready and throwin off my schedule! **** you! go to class!

she is like i'll give you one after class
so i told her "i got a massage appointment at 1pm i'll just get a happy ending. *****, wastin my ****in time" and I put on my away msg

Okay.................

Originally posted by Gman
Okay.................

Dude, its times like this you have to use your muay thai training.

Originally posted by Stain
Dude, its times like this you have to use your muay thai training.


its not worth the effort.



p.s. your AV RULES

The one thing that Vulgar forgot was that then, the alarm sounded off and he woke up.

Hey ***** shut the **** up and train, you got to KO this ****er quick so I can get beer and chicken wings!!!!!!

BOOM!

mMMMmmm chicken wings

See there lays the truth guys. That was really a dream that Ben had and I just finished it with 2 of the 3 best things in life, beer and chicken wings. The third one is Blow Jobs for those of you lack of imagination!!!!

beer, chicken wings and blowjobs... sounds damn good to me.

Sounds good to me too.