I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby old bald men were cute!


"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"






So I hung up.


:lol3: :fu:

You are the man. I woulda done the same thing. Few pounds=20 pounds.

OH MAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH JESUS !HSHAHAHAH


thats so funny

People let themselves go all to easily. Just cause you hit 35, it don't mean you should just say '**** it, I aint got to impress no one anymore."
There is a woman here who is 44 this year and she has hands down the best body in this building and could no doubt teach the younger scraggs a thing or 3. Yeah her face is slightly weathered, but her body is insane

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
OH MAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH JESUS !HSHAHAHAH


thats so funny

was that sarcasm??

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you seriously hang up?

Originally posted by seldomTap
People let themselves go all to easily. Just cause you hit 35, it don't mean you should just say '**** it, I aint got to impress no one anymore."


Dammit

Originally posted by seldomTap
People let themselves go all to easily. Just cause you hit 35, it don't mean you should just say '**** it, I aint got to impress no one anymore."
There is a woman here who is 44 this year and she has hands down the best body in this building and could no doubt teach the younger scraggs a thing or 3. Yeah her face is slightly weathered, but her body is insane

I hit 26 and said **** it.

i think that was a joke, guys

shut up

LMAO! Once again Seldom sets a fine example with which all men should model their behavior!

Originally posted by Curly Howard
shut up

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