In a car race and maybe at checkers. I'd probably take him in street hockey too.

I feel fairly certain I could beat him at chess and at Soul Caliber 2.

I beat him on UFC Throwdown all the time

I could kick his ass


if he was tied to a chain and blindfolded, and if I had a bat

I beat him at looking Hispanic.

I could be him at rugby and drinking and being fat.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
I beat him at looking Hispanic.

I could beat him at that

Originally posted by Curly Howard
In a car race and maybe at checkers. I'd probably take him in street hockey too.

If there were no lightposts where you were racing he'd totally take you.

I could beat him in a foot race wearing dress shoes.

Originally posted by Zen
I could beat him in a foot race wearing dress shoes.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

I could beat him playing guitar more time than him...
I could beat him in UFC videogame...
And I look more hispanic than him by far...

You speak better Spanish than he does also

How do you say "***** go make my diner"

"Zorra, prepárame la comida"

Still didn't work :(

Damn...sorry then

I could beat him.....at Socom II...

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I feel fairly certain I could beat him at chess and at Soul Caliber 2.

Blue, i would whip your ass at SC2. Astaroth baby! he wants you to scream and squrim!!

I would whup your asses with the girl with the bouncy boobies...

which girl with boobies?

I think her name is Taki. She wears the skin tight red outfit. She also has hard nips...

Astaroth rules!!! but I think I would **** you with Mitsurugi...