The Ensanity
03-25-2004, 04:57 PM
Check it
Im cute enough.
I got maaad looks. You dont believe me? Look at me and tell me you disagree. GO ON LOOK! I would easily win over the women with a winning smile. Plus I got a lil game too IF(thats a big IF) the smile dont get them. Extreme charm. Im PLAYA SMOOVE. THATS RIGHT PLAYA SMOOVE
Im a people person.
People LOVE me. Hell, they dont even know I hate them. I hate their ****ing guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to them and only them. I hate you. I hate you. I dont even know you and I hate you with a passion. People think Im all fun and games, but deep down Im a hateful bastard. Yet, people still love me. Its apart of being PLAYA SMOOVE I guess. *shrug shoulders*
Im not a team player.
No need for a goverment, or as I like to call them, THE MOST EVIL CUNTS YOULL EVER MEET. Ill make ALL decesions, and theyll be final. If they is any blame it will be me...but be warned, Ill kill you if your opinion is strongly against mine. Or just slap you, whatever hurts less.
Speakin of slaps, duels would be legal again. If you slap someone, you got to kill them. This will settle arguements of "Who`s woman she is" "Who`s the better fighter" or "Why was my hand in your pocket". Plus this would help lower the population.
Have you notice the earth got too many people? Alot of ugly ones to boot. My first act should be to kill the uglies. They make pretty people like me uncomfortable.
All Prisons would be BOMBED and rebuilt for the new generation of thugs and criminals. RIP to my entire family on my mother`s side.
Also, ALL ATTRACTIVE WOMEN would have to have sex with me atleast 3 times. If not they will get executed by a new form of death....ROCKET. Your ***** ass is going to space with NO suit. If you live, youre automatically the new leader.
Would you people vote for me?
*smiles*
Im cute enough.
I got maaad looks. You dont believe me? Look at me and tell me you disagree. GO ON LOOK! I would easily win over the women with a winning smile. Plus I got a lil game too IF(thats a big IF) the smile dont get them. Extreme charm. Im PLAYA SMOOVE. THATS RIGHT PLAYA SMOOVE
Im a people person.
People LOVE me. Hell, they dont even know I hate them. I hate their ****ing guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to them and only them. I hate you. I hate you. I dont even know you and I hate you with a passion. People think Im all fun and games, but deep down Im a hateful bastard. Yet, people still love me. Its apart of being PLAYA SMOOVE I guess. *shrug shoulders*
Im not a team player.
No need for a goverment, or as I like to call them, THE MOST EVIL CUNTS YOULL EVER MEET. Ill make ALL decesions, and theyll be final. If they is any blame it will be me...but be warned, Ill kill you if your opinion is strongly against mine. Or just slap you, whatever hurts less.
Speakin of slaps, duels would be legal again. If you slap someone, you got to kill them. This will settle arguements of "Who`s woman she is" "Who`s the better fighter" or "Why was my hand in your pocket". Plus this would help lower the population.
Have you notice the earth got too many people? Alot of ugly ones to boot. My first act should be to kill the uglies. They make pretty people like me uncomfortable.
All Prisons would be BOMBED and rebuilt for the new generation of thugs and criminals. RIP to my entire family on my mother`s side.
Also, ALL ATTRACTIVE WOMEN would have to have sex with me atleast 3 times. If not they will get executed by a new form of death....ROCKET. Your ***** ass is going to space with NO suit. If you live, youre automatically the new leader.
Would you people vote for me?
*smiles*