Giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hard like 25 times.

Test it out and let us know...

Okay........ I was just thinking about it because I had some stupid woman tell me that woman are tougher because they go throught the pain of birth. I should have told her to shut the **** till they can have the pain of dieing in war with you buddys brains all over your jacket and face.

Women go to war too, you know...

Yeah but as ***** ass nurse's and service people. Nobody orders woman straight into combat.

I'd rather go to war and have my buddies brains all over me than squeeze out something the size of a watermelon out of an orifice the size of a lemon. Tough call about about the getting kicked in the nuts 25 times. How hard? hard enough to make them swell up like canteloupes or hard enough to rupture them? That would suck.

What gets me is women are tough enough to take child birth...some with no painkillers...but smack one in the mouth just once and watch her drop

That's true. Women tend to have glass chins.

I tend to work the body on a woman alittle more.

I don't waste time, I just pepper her with jabs then throw the right hook. I like to assert my authority early on...set a precedent

This thread has me ROFL!!!

Yeah but if you work the body you don't leave visable marks. Keeps people from knowing that you had to put her in her palce.

On the contrary, I like people to see my women all busted up...makes them now whose the ****en boss in my house and that I don't take **** from some woman.

She wears those bruises and scars like my badges of honour and as reminders for her never...and I mean NEVER, burn the toast again

long sleeves & sunglasses

just like my mother use to wear

Bagagahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sometimes burning them with cigarettes is a good incentive to do a better job on my laundry. That and locking them in a basement with no food for a week.

Seldom you're my hero.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Bagagahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sometimes burning them with cigarettes is a good incentive to do a better job on my laundry. That and locking them in a basement with no food for a week. Plus it keeps her from getting fat on you.

Originally posted by Gman
Seldom you're my hero.

Yes. Seldom is an inspiration to us all.

Gman, i like to set a good example for those younger than me...I am glad you appreciate my efforts.

Blue, I am also a fan of the 'shame game' where by simply taking away her food, sunlight or water, you breed a good house wench as she realises that she is owned and can't do anything about it.

http://home.swipnet.se/nerius/bill_wife.JPG

The worse phyiscal pain in the world can be experienced by both men and women. Pass a kidney stone.

Passing a kidney stone is supposed to the closest thing a man can endure without giving birth, but it's still not supposed to be as bad as childbirth. I used to know this marine who was one of the of the toughest guys I knew who passed a kidney stone and he was crying like a little girl.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
[B]I'd rather go to war and have my buddies brains all over me than squeeze out something the size of a watermelon out of an orifice the size of a lemon...B]

Then don't stick something the size of a pickle in it in the first place.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Passing a kidney stone is supposed to the closest thing a man can endure without giving birth, but it's still not supposed to be as bad as childbirth. I used to know this marine who was one of the of the toughest guys I knew who passed a kidney stone and he was crying like a little girl.

My friends Mother has done both and she said the stone was 100x worse

Originally posted by Creed
My friends Mother has done both and she said the stone was 100x worse

My husband's mother had five kids and one kidney stone. She'd rather have another kid before having another stone and she's in her 60's.

Babies are hard to push out, especially if you have 10 pounders like I did. I can't imagine being kicked in the balls 25 since I don't have any....I can just tell you that it does HURT like HELL having a kid naturally without painkillers.

I got knee in the balls yesterday in bjj and it took a minute for it to drop down. It hurt like a mother ****er.

My left nut is larger than my right by quite a bit and aches constantly...it also feels weird...I wish I never got hit in it

i say that have a kid would hurt less...i mean as soon as you get that epidural you dont feel anything. and the fact that you go into it expecting it to hurt gets you prepared for it. if you get kicked in the balls chances are you're not going to be expecting it...at least i hope you guys wouldn't let a someone intentionally do that to you.


naturally, without an epidural, i say that having a kid would hurt worse...mainly because it goes on for hours and hours and hours. not to say that getting kicked in the balls wouldn't hurt for a while but i think it would go away at least mostly way before you'd be out of labor.

One time while surfing my surfoboard hit me in the nuts and ruptured my left testicle. It sucked.