Curly Howard
03-25-2004, 04:08 PM
people ****.....and I should know
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View Full Version : This place moves slower than old Curly Howard 03-25-2004, 04:08 PM people ****.....and I should know Leather 03-25-2004, 04:09 PM Agreed...hhhhhmmmm, has somebody hit a 80 years woman??.... The Ensanity 03-25-2004, 04:11 PM I try to start some threads, but it aint working Curly Howard 03-25-2004, 04:12 PM Maybe we need nakked Fridays Everyone posts nekkid The Ensanity 03-25-2004, 04:13 PM new blood? Leather 03-25-2004, 04:16 PM new semen?...or vaginal fluid, of course.. Curly Howard 03-25-2004, 04:16 PM Sure then you'll show them your penis and they'll run off like the others handjobs4dollars 03-25-2004, 04:16 PM New blood. Leather 03-25-2004, 04:40 PM How bored is this place!!!! A mineral water yogurth is funier than this!! POST!! DOGGx0 03-25-2004, 04:53 PM olah. Bluecifer 03-25-2004, 05:02 PM I banged a 46 year old once. It was damn good too. I wish she was here now. The Ensanity 03-25-2004, 05:07 PM I banged a 42 year old Nuno 03-25-2004, 05:17 PM I banged 33 year old. Leather 03-25-2004, 05:19 PM I banged a 13 ye...eeee.. i want to say a 31 year old... Bluecifer 03-25-2004, 05:22 PM Hahahahaha! 13! seldomTap 03-25-2004, 05:46 PM 52 in a park across the road from a bar...she was a class act. Bluecifer 03-25-2004, 05:49 PM Ding! Ding Ding! WE HAVE A WINNER!!! ps. On a bench or on the ground? seldomTap 03-25-2004, 05:53 PM Over a bench...no face to face contact as her wrinkles made me limp. Was done as a dare...I won $50 for it! Bluecifer 03-25-2004, 05:58 PM You are truly an example for us all to folow, getting paid to bang a 52 year old.......priceless.....sir, I salute you. handjobs4dollars 03-25-2004, 06:05 PM Oh my god. Seldom is my hero. I've said it before and I'll say it again. seldomTap 03-25-2004, 06:05 PM Most of the time story produces disgust...I am glad to be among like minded people here... The Ensanity 03-25-2004, 06:06 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg getting paid to bang a 52 year old So he says... Bluecifer 03-25-2004, 06:14 PM Which makes it truer than gospel. Curly Howard 03-25-2004, 06:18 PM I banged a 35 year old last night Bluecifer 03-25-2004, 06:25 PM Where? Indoors? Outdoors? On the floor? A public place? How was it? Did she hum you? Details please. Curly Howard 03-25-2004, 06:28 PM It was hall sex we passed in the hall "**** you" "no **** you" then I slept Bluecifer 03-25-2004, 06:29 PM Hahahahahahaha! seldomTap 03-25-2004, 06:48 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity So he says... I sense doubt in your tone... Heres the full story. Me and a couple of mates had gone to Airlie Beach, which was 3 hours from where we lived and a pretty cool town. We arrived on the friday night and were having a few drinks in the hotel bar before heading into town. There we met up with a few other guys and these 3 women who were all around 45 - 55 on a a weekend away from their husbands. The old crows were hanging around our group as old women do hang around a bunch of young blokes and when we got a bus into the town, they tagged along. They were being pretty flirty with us all and not getting any takers so it was kinda funny. The on of the guys walks up and says "Alright, $50 to the first guy that ****s one of these old sluts then!". I checked my wallet and found a gap that $50 would fill perfectly so I pushed my pride and common sense toward the back of my head and did what needed to be done. Easiest money I have ever made Curly Howard 03-25-2004, 06:51 PM HA HA HA That was great Bluecifer 03-25-2004, 06:51 PM Beautiful! I would have done the same thing seldom! Hell, I would have taken $5 and a pint. seldomTap 03-25-2004, 06:59 PM I would have ended up doing it for free...I was getting pretty pissed and they were looking less wrinkly all the time...the $50 just set it apart from a normal night out really Curly Howard 03-25-2004, 07:03 PM next time you can just tie a knot in their back and they'll look 27 seldomTap 03-25-2004, 08:43 PM sick but true |