View Full Version : This place moves slower than old


Curly Howard
03-25-2004, 04:08 PM
people ****.....and I should know

Leather
03-25-2004, 04:09 PM
Agreed...hhhhhmmmm, has somebody hit a 80 years woman??....

The Ensanity
03-25-2004, 04:11 PM
I try to start some threads, but it aint working

Curly Howard
03-25-2004, 04:12 PM
Maybe we need nakked Fridays

Everyone posts nekkid

The Ensanity
03-25-2004, 04:13 PM
new blood?

Leather
03-25-2004, 04:16 PM
new semen?...or vaginal fluid, of course..

Curly Howard
03-25-2004, 04:16 PM
Sure then you'll show them your penis and they'll run off like the others

handjobs4dollars
03-25-2004, 04:16 PM
New blood.

Leather
03-25-2004, 04:40 PM
How bored is this place!!!! A mineral water yogurth is funier than this!!

POST!!

DOGGx0
03-25-2004, 04:53 PM
olah.

Bluecifer
03-25-2004, 05:02 PM
I banged a 46 year old once. It was damn good too. I wish she was here now.

The Ensanity
03-25-2004, 05:07 PM
I banged a 42 year old

Nuno
03-25-2004, 05:17 PM
I banged 33 year old.

Leather
03-25-2004, 05:19 PM
I banged a 13 ye...eeee.. i want to say a 31 year old...

Bluecifer
03-25-2004, 05:22 PM
Hahahahaha! 13!

seldomTap
03-25-2004, 05:46 PM
52 in a park across the road from a bar...she was a class act.

Bluecifer
03-25-2004, 05:49 PM
Ding! Ding Ding! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

ps. On a bench or on the ground?

seldomTap
03-25-2004, 05:53 PM
Over a bench...no face to face contact as her wrinkles made me limp.

Was done as a dare...I won $50 for it!

Bluecifer
03-25-2004, 05:58 PM
You are truly an example for us all to folow, getting paid to bang a 52 year old.......priceless.....sir, I salute you.

handjobs4dollars
03-25-2004, 06:05 PM
Oh my god. Seldom is my hero. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

seldomTap
03-25-2004, 06:05 PM
Most of the time story produces disgust...I am glad to be among like minded people here...

The Ensanity
03-25-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
getting paid to bang a 52 year old So he says...

Bluecifer
03-25-2004, 06:14 PM
Which makes it truer than gospel.

Curly Howard
03-25-2004, 06:18 PM
I banged a 35 year old

















last night

Bluecifer
03-25-2004, 06:25 PM
Where? Indoors? Outdoors? On the floor? A public place? How was it? Did she hum you? Details please.

Curly Howard
03-25-2004, 06:28 PM
It was hall sex





we passed in the hall










"**** you"











"no **** you"


















then I slept

Bluecifer
03-25-2004, 06:29 PM
Hahahahahahaha!

seldomTap
03-25-2004, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
So he says...

I sense doubt in your tone...

Heres the full story.

Me and a couple of mates had gone to Airlie Beach, which was 3 hours from where we lived and a pretty cool town. We arrived on the friday night and were having a few drinks in the hotel bar before heading into town. There we met up with a few other guys and these 3 women who were all around 45 - 55 on a a weekend away from their husbands.

The old crows were hanging around our group as old women do hang around a bunch of young blokes and when we got a bus into the town, they tagged along. They were being pretty flirty with us all and not getting any takers so it was kinda funny. The on of the guys walks up and says "Alright, $50 to the first guy that ****s one of these old sluts then!". I checked my wallet and found a gap that $50 would fill perfectly so I pushed my pride and common sense toward the back of my head and did what needed to be done.

Easiest money I have ever made

Curly Howard
03-25-2004, 06:51 PM
HA HA HA That was great

Bluecifer
03-25-2004, 06:51 PM
Beautiful! I would have done the same thing seldom! Hell, I would have taken $5 and a pint.

seldomTap
03-25-2004, 06:59 PM
I would have ended up doing it for free...I was getting pretty pissed and they were looking less wrinkly all the time...the $50 just set it apart from a normal night out really

Curly Howard
03-25-2004, 07:03 PM
next time you can just tie a knot in their back and they'll look 27

seldomTap
03-25-2004, 08:43 PM
sick but true