I was at the school gym and these girls walk in. So they do like one set of bi-cep curls. The they go an do like 10 mins of cardio on the tread mill. The at bjj were on the mat going over technique. Well there's a gym past the mats and all of a sudden I she this girl with blue eye shadow on walking past from the gym. And they wounder why we have to beat them some times.

hahahahahaha

I don't get it

What Creed said

so your sayin girls are lazy?

what he is saying is the girl wore make-up to a gym because she barely pushes herself to burn off weight but tells everyone she goes to the gym and has no intention on sweating.

"I havent lost any weight and im at the gym everyday, it doesnt work"

GMan - slap one for me and tell her its from the US.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
what he is saying is the girl wore make-up to a gym because she barely pushes herself to burn off weight but tells everyone she goes to the gym and has no intention on sweating.

"I havent lost any weight and im at the gym everyday, it doesnt work"

GMan - slap one for me and tell her its from the US.

Thank you for the translation

no problem.

I use to be a gym instructor in the mid 90's...cool job, easy money and chicks dig it when you say "I'm a gym instructor" and flash a toothy smile...buts thats not important right now.

I use to have lots of chicks rock up very well dressed and made up to the gym. Some were pretty hot anyways so it wasn't so bad admittedly, but some were damn awful and shouldn't have been out off a leash.
Either way, I always made it a goal to make them do more and lift heavier, run harder and the rest so they would get that always attractive look of smeared mascara on their cheeks.

What was more concerning I found was back then, a lot of chicks were still wearing the g string leotard over bike pants look...once again, in 2% of chicks, great look...the rest should really have been wearing large potatoe sacks

Hahahaha! Yeah seldom, that sounds like it was a fun job!

I learnt lot about the world back then...I learnt that a girl with some miles on the clock can be an incredible teacher...

I learnt that sex in a sauna is awesome, but rehydratyion is crucial.

I learnt that in a client/provider environment, you shouldn't call females 'Toots'

Back when I was in the beauty business, I learned not exfoliate my dick. It's sore as hell for a week, but after it heals it looks brand spankin' new!

have you ever had a girl fart while lifting weights

I had a girl fart whileI was eating her *****, but I think I already told you about that.

have had numerous girls fart whilst lifting...I always am sure to point and laugh and make a scene cause chicks love to boast about their rectal noises.

As for farting whilst going down on her, she would have to go to the hospital to get my foot extracted from her cunt if anyone ever done that

Working in a gym doesn't always work.

Stain works in a gym, and we know his history with women

Originally posted by Creed
Working in a gym doesn't always work.

Stain works in a gym, and we know his history with women

I don't.

I don't.

He once told me a story of being on the verge of ****ing a hot chick, then passing out drunk

Can't touch Spencikiss.

Originally posted by Creed
He once told me a story of being on the verge of ****ing a hot chick, then passing out drunk

That's happened to me too. I was about to score, next thing I know I wake up on the lawn in a puddle of my own puke and it's daytime.

We've all been there..more than once I am ashamed to say

No we all haven't been there jackass.

I am sure you have done the drinking till passing out part....just not when sex has been on the line

Originally posted by seldomTap
I am sure you have done the drinking till passing out part....just not when sex has been on the line

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My point exactly...thanks Creed

Yeah but I didn't sleep that night.

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah but I didn't sleep that night.

Tony's house took a pounding that night

Yes, Yes we all know. Geeeeeeez It's not like I had to work the next day.

Half your luck...

I was in a foul mood at home last monday night and thought it would be a good idea to down a bottle of bourbon...
Tuesday morning was fun

That's al right. I'm going to get madd ***** when I start my bussiness classes next term.

you had better...I am growing sick of your bellyaching and whinging about no action.

BTW, rugby season starts tomorrow for me. Should be a good year, team looks solid and pretty balanced. Better than last year IMO and we won the competition last year