View Full Version : I'm ****ing with this girl on yahoo messenger


handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 01:49 PM
Sombody left them selves log in on a school computer. So I have to **** with them

sabni_gurl: yes?
char: You're a slut
sabni_gurl: umm.. ok thank you
char: DO YOU LIKE BIG ****?
char: Well?
sabni_gurl: You've got to be kidding me right?

Curly Howard
03-24-2004, 01:49 PM
of course she does

Bluecifer
03-24-2004, 01:50 PM
Hahahahaha! Yeah Gman! Always a hit with the ladies!

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 01:53 PM
char: Well?
sabni_gurl: You've got to be kidding me right?
char: I got one for you.
sabni_gurl: Yeah that's what most say and then it turns out just to be a toothpic
char: So why are you the only person on you're friends buddy list?
sabni_gurl: lmao is that the best you've got
sabni_gurl: tell ya what how about i come back in 5 mins and you come up with something better than that
sabni_gurl: try not to be pathetic
char: Just tell you friend not to leave them selfs logged in on a public computer it's just stupid.
sabni_gurl: yeah well so is she
sabni_gurl:

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 02:02 PM
sabni_gurl: and you should feel bad cause i have to live with it not you
char: Are you two lesbian lovers?
sabni_gurl: lol no way
char: Well you two seem to be close. Your her only friend.
sabni_gurl: no she just doesn't have anyone else on her list.. she added me like a year ago and she just seen me online now.. so she thought she would say hi
sabni_gurl: Havent seen her in months
char: I think she has a thing for you. She's just to shy to say anything.
sabni_gurl: lmao well im sure her bf won't mind lol
char: I know I find the idea of two girls hot. She I guess he wouldn't.
sabni_gurl: lol i guess not
sabni_gurl: Shouldn't you be in class and like not talking to me
char: Not for another 30 min. So I'm just killing time. Seemed like fun to **** around with somebody on the internet.
sabni_gurl: lol well **** did you ever mess with the wrong chick
sabni_gurl:
char: Why? You seem to be taking it well. Do you take it well in the sac?
sabni_gurl: lol
sabni_gurl: ur a perv

Bluecifer
03-24-2004, 02:04 PM
hahahahaha! How come you haven't asked her about anal or cum swallowing yet?

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 02:06 PM
I did ask her for naked pics. She just logged off but I wrote down her name to **** around with her later.

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 03:36 PM
Man she might be a cool chick. I want a picture of her to see if she is ****able.

Leather
03-24-2004, 03:38 PM
Go Gman GOOOOOOOO!!!!....

DOGGx0
03-24-2004, 03:46 PM
hahaha. ****in G-man.

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 03:52 PM
Thank you. I know I rule.

Lei Tong
03-24-2004, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Gman
I know I rule.

Indeed. You need a chocolate scepter wrapped in gold foil.

seldomTap
03-24-2004, 05:43 PM
This is why I love the internet

Prince
03-24-2004, 05:49 PM
i love ****ing with people on yahoo messenger

blue dawg, hockeyfighter and stain have seen some of my work

Bluecifer
03-24-2004, 05:50 PM
And good work it is.

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 06:17 PM
Yeah I wish I would have got those nude pics I asked for.

She said "I wouldn't want you poping a tent in a public place"

So I had to reply "So you're saying your hot"

seldomTap
03-24-2004, 06:19 PM
The fact she is playing along and cracking jokes tells me you could have this girl Gman...she is ready to join the cattledrive

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 06:23 PM
I know I was going to try and hit that **** man. That's why I wrote her name down to talk to her later.

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 06:32 PM
Yep I don't care what she looks like. I need to bang something.

The Ensanity
03-24-2004, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Yep I don't care what she looks like. I need to bang something. THATS THE ATTITUDE


GET THE DICK WET!

seldomTap
03-24-2004, 06:36 PM
any holes a goal

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
THATS THE ATTITUDE


GET THE DICK WET!

I hope she's asian. That would be hot.

Fallout
03-24-2004, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Gman
I hope she's asian. That would be hot.

Tammy?

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 06:50 PM
Get over her already man.

seldomTap
03-24-2004, 07:09 PM
He does get over her everytime he walks over the Tammy sized bump in his loungeroom carpet

The Ensanity
03-24-2004, 07:13 PM
hahahhahahaha

DOGGx0
03-24-2004, 07:31 PM
Gman is a pimp of all pimps. He pimps *****es city to city, coast to coast, nation to nation. this mo****az worldwide now son. BOOM!

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2004, 11:05 PM
That was the greatest seldom post ever.