does anyone else see a problem with this.


I dunno what it is, but this seems wrong to me.

you want to be the only person on the cover of maxim with a bird type looks?

Yeah she's skanking looking.

Paris Hilton


http://www.waluga.de/simpsons/burns12.jpg

i dunno i definately find her hotter on the cover of maxim than i did when i have seen her on TV.


but i dunno its like i expect more from maxim.

like celebrities not richie cunts

I'll give my opinion when I check out my issue.

They usually do pretty good with the models, I didnt like on the cover, either. On a side note, in the layout inside, did anyone notive how big her feet look? It's the one where she's standing on a set of stairs (I think) and she has heels on?

Originally posted by Allison
They usually do pretty good with the models, I didnt like on the cover, either. On a side note, in the layout inside, did anyone notive how big her feet look? It's the one where she's standing on a set of stairs (I think) and she has heels on?

i haven't opened the mag yet. I'm busy reading John Stewart's boob Naked pictures of famous people

ok i just looked and no her feet don't look big. they are just monster heels

Originally posted by Allison
They usually do pretty good with the models, I didnt like on the cover, either. On a side note, in the layout inside, did anyone notive how big her feet look? It's the one where she's standing on a set of stairs (I think) and she has heels on?

notive = notice. :)

Thank you.

models usually have pretty big feet.

shes pretty tall isn't she? tall girls usually have really big hands and feet, like Uma Thurman. she has incredibly long legs but god her feet and hands are huge.

thats cause most models use to be men

Big feet is because she is tall. She is a ritchy cunt, but that is why she is a celebrity.

They should put someone like Brooke Burke or more attractive lady, but I can see why Paris since she is the item of the week.

Big Hands & Feet=Big *****

i bet her ***** is hella deep

I like paris because she's a rich woman that acts like a crack whore and that's a rare thing in this world.

That crap show The Simple Life with her and Lionel Ritchies skanky daughter on it was just on here...I watched about 3 minutes so I can make an educated statement.

Money can buy a lot of things, but it sure as **** can't buy class. If I was rich by living off my grandpappies money, I would hope I wouldn't find it necessary to be a complete ****wad and spoilt brat.

Her money also hasn't covered up her obviously ugly genetics as she is one of the most greyhoundish looking women I have ever seen. Anyone that has banged her has done it because she is a whore and has a certain status and nice ring to it to it say I have ****ed in the Paris Hilton.

I hope she dies in a pool of her own snot

Hahahahahaha! LMAO @ her "greyhoundishness"!!!

ST is on the money

She looks like a slut in thoses pictures (in maxim). They definitly capture her essance.

Paris Hilton is Ok, I guess. I mean, she's by no means on the level of, say, a Veronica Zemanova, Eva Mendes or Aria Giovanni. But there's no ****ing way in hell I'd kick her out of the sack.

I agree with the fanman.

I wouldn't need to kick her out because I would only do her over a dumpster behind a bar...waking up next to that minus makeup would be earth shattering

I'd bang her and then try to blackmail her somehow. Or maybe I could just charge her for services rendered.

Marge Simpson is on the cover of my Maxim, no joke......

Originally posted by kaps
Marge Simpson is on the cover of my Maxim, no joke......

yeah she has a spread in mine

Marge was hot when she had implants done by accident

Paris looks REALLY hot in her photo shoot in Maxim. I thought she was good looking before, but these pictures are really great. She has this one where she is sucking on a cherry......DAMN

isnt it Maximus??

maxim

oh ok

she's hotter than any chick i'll ever get

Dude, you got to be playin'

IMHO, Tons of average chicks look better....they just dont dress slutty

Alot of chicks could look that hot if they had the money to buy expensive clothes and lots of diamonds.

Blue is once again correct

she's still hotter than any chick i'll ever get

I just got my copy today. The pics look good but they're air brushed/photo shopped. She's got short hair in them. Nothing to brag about, just ok pics.

I swear I posted in this thread.