View Full Version : Zelenoff, I'll knock you out.


Butterball
03-06-2009, 07:34 AM
My am experience? Zero.

My boxing training? watching it on TV.


I'll still knock you on your ass. I saw your video where you made your pro debut and you kept spitting your mouthpiece out. That's all you were doing, just spitting.

The only difference between you in a ring and you with your boyfriend is that when you're with your boyfriend you swallow.

We don't need 50 updates a day on whatever dumbass YouTube thread you've got going. Just three questions:


1. Can't you at least EMBED so we don't have to follow your stupid links?

2. Do you really think you're black?

3. Are you for real?

Hitman932
03-06-2009, 07:39 AM
I will knock you out as well Charlie.

If you are willing to fight someone who is 175 I will go get a license and prove it.

Butterball
03-06-2009, 03:18 PM
You ducking me, bum?

Charles Darwin
03-06-2009, 03:25 PM
I wouldn't duck your bum.

:luvbed:

White Hope
03-06-2009, 03:28 PM
hey butterbean check this out come to my gym anytime I will lay You the ****KK out. Aright butterbean

Butterball
03-06-2009, 03:32 PM
hey butterbean check this out come to my gym anytime I will lay You the ****KK out. Aright butterbean

You ***** ass numskull I'd bang you so hard in the ring you'll think I was your boyfriend.

S A M U R A I
03-06-2009, 03:44 PM
I'd knock Charlie out easy. I'm a 5'10" lightweight but my speed would literally tear his face off. It'd really prove nothing though.

The Gully Gad
03-06-2009, 03:46 PM
hey butterbean check this out come to my gym anytime I will lay You the ****KK out. Aright butterbean

lol @Butterbean Quote

U gotta give him that one seeing he dont win any in the ring...

larryx
03-06-2009, 03:48 PM
id ko charlie,break his jaw,nose and shatter his teeth...all with a fart

The Gully Gad
03-06-2009, 03:50 PM
I'd just run him over in a x5 while his throwing gang signs up at me

Would'nt even risk hurting my hands

SkilledB
03-06-2009, 04:06 PM
ill fight him at 154, i havnt been in the gym scince i was 17. and ive got more skill in my pinky then he dose in his "700lb" hook

White Hope
03-06-2009, 04:07 PM
ure all asswhipes

The Gully Gad
03-06-2009, 04:08 PM
I'd turkey slap him but i reckon he would like it...


We love u charlie dont leave us....

Boyzone for life!

larryx
03-06-2009, 04:10 PM
ure all asswhipes

you probally ball up and quit when a big turd comes out ya ass..and claim it cheated

Butterball
03-06-2009, 04:54 PM
Charlie tried to do his best Coralles impression in his first bout with that mouthpiece routine.

S A M U R A I
03-06-2009, 04:59 PM
ure all asswhipes

Whe are not asswhipes. No whey.

TheBoychine
03-06-2009, 05:02 PM
ill fight him at 154, i havnt been in the gym scince i was 17. and ive got more skill in my pinky then he dose in his "700lb" hook

dont be an idiot, man - its 750lbs.

:lol1:

Hitman932
03-06-2009, 05:04 PM
Charlie tried to do his best Coralles impression in his first bout with that mouthpiece routine.

Like yourself, his training consisted of quite a bit of "watching".

Addition
03-06-2009, 05:05 PM
One back hand should finish Charlie.

Hitman932
03-06-2009, 05:06 PM
I would pick a kid with down syndrome to knock out Zelenoff. It doesen't even take skill, just a little bit of retard strangth to soak up a couple shots and land one of their own.

Butterball
03-06-2009, 05:09 PM
Could Charlie land shots then Hitman?

KingTito
03-06-2009, 05:10 PM
I'd knock Charlie out easy. I'm a 5'10" lightweight but my speed would literally tear his face off. It'd really prove nothing though.
You've got good height for a LW.

joe90210
03-06-2009, 05:10 PM
everybody wants a piece of charlie, you guys are going to have to wait till after june to get KOed yourselves

Hitman932
03-06-2009, 05:14 PM
Could Charlie land shots then Hitman?

It really depends on the severity of the retards impairment.

I figure what would happen is Charlie would flick his ******y little jab out into the retards gloves 8-10 times before the retard gets upset at all the flailing around and attacks him.

30 seconds later Zelenoff will be down for the 4th time and crying like Oliver McCall when he runs out of drugs.

2 weeks after that he will post a youtube video saying he was clearly winning the fight and that compubox showed him landing 60% of his jabs.

Slater P Persin
03-06-2009, 05:22 PM
The funny thing is Zenloff actually traveled to go fight someone. Instead of just yapping on the internet about how you guys would knock him out with one punch or telling everyone how great you are why don't you guys get on a plane and prove it.

BIGPOPPAPUMP
03-06-2009, 05:35 PM
The funny thing is Zenloff actually traveled to go fight someone. Instead of just yapping on the internet about how you guys would knock him out with one punch or telling everyone how great you are why don't you guys get on a plane and prove it.

Part of that is true but then he **** his pants when Thunder hit him and spit his mouthpiece out until the DQ call was made. I would have rather stayed home than look that bad. :hijacked:

Hitman932
03-06-2009, 05:38 PM
Part of that is true but then he **** his pants when Thunder hit him and spit his mouthpiece out until the DQ call was made. I would have rather stayed home than look that bad. :hijacked:


I think a lot of people here would go out the same way Zelenoff did. However I think at least 70% of posters would have enough self respect and dignity to realize how pathetic quitting would look and at least put up a fight.

Butterball
03-06-2009, 06:05 PM
Part of that is true but then he **** his pants when Thunder hit him and spit his mouthpiece out until the DQ call was made. I would have rather stayed home than look that bad. :hijacked:

**** me, even the Beepmeister General's joining in for a piece of Zelenoff's ass.



PS. Nice alt account Charlie. :luvbed:

S A M U R A I
03-06-2009, 06:07 PM
You've got good height for a LW.

And that's with recently putting on some weight man. No ****, I was 126 pounds not long ago! I guess I'm built like Breidis Prescott or something.

Hitman932
03-06-2009, 06:20 PM
PS. Nice alt account Charlie. :luvbed:

You ask me if he can land and then you turn your back on my in depth analysis?

Isn't there room for me in that bed?

Slater P Persin
03-06-2009, 06:44 PM
Part of that is true but then he **** his pants when Thunder hit him and spit his mouthpiece out until the DQ call was made. I would have rather stayed home than look that bad. :hijacked:

Yeah but he turned pro with zero experience at all.

Hitman932
03-06-2009, 07:02 PM
Yeah but he turned pro with zero experience at all.

He should have chosen Chess instead, he seems very cerebral.

larryx
03-06-2009, 07:08 PM
Part of that is true but then he **** his pants when Thunder hit him and spit his mouthpiece out until the DQ call was made. I would have rather stayed home than look that bad. :hijacked:

charlie you're such a clown even bpp is laughing at you

larryx
03-06-2009, 07:09 PM
Yeah but he turned pro with zero experience at all.

man he hasnt even been in a fight before..he's worst than terrible

Butterball
03-06-2009, 07:16 PM
You ask me if he can land and then you turn your back on my in depth analysis?

Isn't there room for me in that bed?

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The RealDeal
03-06-2009, 11:18 PM
I was going to call Zelenoff out but after thinking it over and discussing it with my advisers I decided not too, Zelenoff is a Body boxer and I am a head boxer, it would be a complete mismatch and I wouldn't want to be accused of cheating.

squealpiggy
03-07-2009, 09:55 AM
I was going to call Zelenoff out but after thinking it over and discussing it with my advisers I decided not too, Zelenoff is a Body boxer and I am a head boxer, it would be a complete mismatch and I wouldn't want to be accused of cheating.

Yeah Charlie likes to keep the head in his dad's bedroom.

T-97
03-07-2009, 10:08 AM
Honestly.

I was playing with my 4 year old cousin a while ago, he was trying to be Rocky. I swear down, his punches were less telegraphed than Zelenoffs...

Butterball
03-07-2009, 12:17 PM
I swear down

I forgot you were black, mate.

Derranged
03-10-2009, 11:23 AM
Butterball still gets beat by his mum whenever he soils his knickers.