I'd die a happy man

You owe me all your points. You gave me a goal head start, remember?

I will piss myself if they got relegated.

I will piss myself if they got relegated.

**** off Mackem. This situation isn't funny.

**** off Mackem. This situation isn't funny.

I'd rather you stay up personally. I'd miss our games too much.

I can't stand Newcastle and their delusional fans so would party all week if they wen down.

There would be war between the northern monkeys(Newcastle) and Yorkshire sheep-shaggers(Leeds) if is this happened. Title for who has the ****tiest team of the north.

I live and breath Newcastle, I live not to far from the ground, but the club is run by ****ney f@gs Ashley and his hobbit Dennis Wise. can't have the Toon ran by Arseholes from London.
last nights game the spotty rapist diving all over, spaca mouth Rio full of **** again.

we could go down but I hope that there is 3 teams that are worse than us (hard to see though), West Brom, Boro, and Stoke.
We must beat Hull away, and pompy at home and try and get some thing from the arsenal and chelsea games which are our 2 next home games.

come back KING KEV.

If you bring back Keegan he wont help that ****e out.

newcastle fans are the reason the club is in such a state anyways.

Newcastle are now property of London. The city shouldn't even be classed Northern anymore.

Get down to the championship where you belong.