we all have them weird female fantasies that we wouldnt tell our mates...

so lets all share and have a laugh.

ok heres some from me....
cherie blair...only once but nonetheless...as paris hilton once said "ewww".

serena williams..one big black mama with an ass,thighs and breasts to scare all but the most foolhardy man away.

nadia form big brother 5 (uk tv).

and my big no no is jordan..does anyone else see a complete dog..

my brother drives past her house everyday and ive seen her in her home village of patcham near brighton.....worse than some of the council estate scummers..










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ok not nadia .... maybe michelle mcmanus

I think Sofia Coppala is pretty, but my boys clown me everytime I say it(she's a director)

what can I say I got a thing for smart girls

J. Lo.

Yeah i know its some bioligical hazard down there but hey lol.

J. Lo.

Yeah i know its some bioligical hazard down there but hey lol.
in the video where she dances in the water on stage like a stripper...wow

heres a pic of some sliding ass lol...well apparently its a bad angle lol


http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/2003/12_december/entertainment/images/jennifer_lopez_kont_large.jpg

has anyone seen her star in flim "the cell" no nudity but what a sick film..silence of the lambs for the newer generation

we all have them weird female fantasies that we wouldnt tell our mates...

so lets all share and have a laugh.

ok heres some from me....
cherie blair...only once but nonetheless...as paris hilton once said "ewww".

serena williams..one big black mama with an ass,thighs and breasts to scare all but the most foolhardy man away.

nadia form big brother 5 (uk tv).

and my big no no is jordan..does anyone else see a complete dog..

my brother drives past her house everyday and ive seen her in her home village of patcham near brighton.....worse than some of the council estate scummers..










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ok not nadia .... maybe michelle mcmanus
:eek:
are you anot aware nadia was once a man? :eek:

:eek:
are you anot aware nadia was once a man? :eek:

i knew there was a transexual before they even started big bro 5

my question is would ya raher go with a man turned women or michelle mcmanus???
and for puke factor....the press spotted michelle coming out of ann summers with sexy underwear..
well either its a present for a friend or lucky guy..what a catch

who the **** is Nadia??

Man this thread is begging for a "yo mama" joke!

Man this thread is begging for a "yo mama" joke!


well make a yo mamma post then..leave mine for the munters

who the **** is Nadia??
here ya go

http://images.thisislondon.co.uk/v2/showbiz/_bb5/nadiawinsWENN090804_350X450.JPG

was a man..now a woman...and she told all her fellow contetstants shed had the op...but not THAT op..she told em shed had a boob job but not the sex change op
well id f*cking chin the f*ucking halfwit mother f*cker if "IT" did that to me

Kk Link Doesnt Work...im Sorting It So Bear Wiv Me

OK unless i download then upload then add the photo its pain in rectum
funny how hard it is to get a copyable pic of her..its like shes a star with a stars protection

sorry

in the video where she dances in the water on stage like a stripper...wow

heres a pic of some sliding ass lol...well apparently its a bad angle lol


http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/2003/12_december/entertainment/images/jennifer_lopez_kont_large.jpg

has anyone seen her star in flim "the cell" no nudity but what a sick film..silence of the lambs for the newer generation


LOL wtf is that??

in the video where she dances in the water on stage like a stripper...wow

heres a pic of some sliding ass lol...well apparently its a bad angle lol


http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/2003/12_december/entertainment/images/jennifer_lopez_kont_large.jpg

has anyone seen her star in flim "the cell" no nudity but what a sick film..silence of the lambs for the newer generation

The Cell doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Silence Of The Lambs

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/1156/hitiffatguyparty.jpg

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/4264/IdhitThat.jpg

is this her, nadia ?
http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/week-10/day%2071/nadia_gallery/nadia3_oiled.JPG
if it is he/she is gross

is this her, nadia ?
http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/week-10/day%2071/nadia_gallery/nadia3_oiled.JPG
if it is he/she is gross
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/DrCynical/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Did James Toney pull a Michael Jackson and get a liposuction and tits as well?

Theres this chick at work who is built like a lumberjack almost. Shes got big firm tits and an ass thats big, but looks as if you could break bricks off of it. Her face would be about a 4 (10-0)scale. But I would hit it.

is this her, nadia ?
http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/week-10/day%2071/nadia_gallery/nadia3_oiled.JPG
if it is he/she is gross


Thats just...wrong

If I was hard up and after a few beers, I'd practically root a dog on a chain.

Nicole Ritchie, Jordan, any number of ****o starlets, Courtney Love - I dunno what it is - Sluts turn me on.

Eric Catmans mum, and Sharon Ozzbourne!
Its a filthy MILF city in my head!!

Arianna Huffington. Its something about the accent.....

Eric Catmans mum, and Sharon Ozzbourne!
Its a filthy MILF city in my head!!

Sharon Osbourne is ****ing hot, no reason for her to even be on a thread like this.

I got a few.

1) Helen Hunt

2) Adria from Big Brother 5 (her ass is so thick)

3) Jewel the singer (even with the jacked up grill)

4) Ricki Lake even if she is fat!

Ricki Lake? Damn thats desperate.

I got a few.

1) Helen Hunt

2) Adria from Big Brother 5 (her ass is so thick)

3) Jewel the singer (even with the jacked up grill)

4) Ricki Lake even if she is fat!

helen hunt is way hottter den sharon
check her out in PAY IT FORWARD
man she is smokin in dat movie
tight ass bodie and great ass
the face is a lil wrong but still like a 7 or 8 face 10 being best
id be all like
Sharrooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn...n..n.n.n.n mmm.m.m.mm.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ricki Lake? Damn thats desperate.


Dude it's a thread about chics that do something for you that most men wouldn't find attractive correct? I can't ****in explain it, I was just being truthful......I suppose your dick has never gotten hard from anything other than a 10 right (BTW I have never gotten hard over Ricki I just think she's kinda cute and I wouldn't mind lettin her big ass have some sauseeeeeeeege).

Joanie Laurer, formerly buffed Chyna

http://users2.ev1.net/~binker/New/JoanieLaurer(Chyna)_FBBL01a.jpg
Don't be hypocrites, you know you'd hit it!

Big Wangster, I'd smash that for sure.......as long as I didn't have to see her without makeup in the morning. The face surgery did wonders, but she still has that chizeled jaw that most men would love to have.

Big Wangster, I'd smash that for sure.......as long as I didn't have to see her without makeup in the morning. The face surgery did wonders, but she still has that chizeled jaw that most men would love to have.

sheblooks way better now dat shes not all buffed up like she was when she was still wrestling
she needs to let that muscle completely fade away and shes
tori spelling
another id hit
but wouldnt admit

Oh yeah, Chyna is on the list. I hope Serena Williams likes rough sex, something about her just makes me wanna be verryyy rough. Sandra Bernhard makes the list. I wouldn't admit to it though. How about Sophia Loren from the "Grumpy Old Men" movies. I don't care if she is 70, she still has a hot body. Well at least until the bra comes off.

Dude it's a thread about chics that do something for you that most men wouldn't find attractive correct? I can't ****in explain it, I was just being truthful......I suppose your dick has never gotten hard from anything other than a 10 right (BTW I have never gotten hard over Ricki I just think she's kinda cute and I wouldn't mind lettin her big ass have some sauseeeeeeeege).

Easy bro. If you are so defensive about it maybe it is because you know it is wrong. hehehe, just kidding. Whatever floats your boat.

Courtney Love......J-Lo (With that ass.....I am afraid I will get lost).....The Bush Daughters (Cuz their daddy is the devil).....

:D courtney love eh...maybe i should find the pic of her being urinated on by 2 guys...or maybe having her anus waxed :D

SlimAnus, I gave you good Karma.

this karma thing is funny.....just wondering winter if your pic is of you...doesnt look like the last one you had up?

i have this feeling shes your favourite actress or writer maybe?

SlimAnus, I gave you good Karma.
Winter is the queen of good karma! I gota ask, is that picture u? And how come u never heard of Stevie Wonder????
Where are u from?

off the track but wonder related...anyone seen avid merrions sketch "sightseeing with stevie wonder"
sick but funny....

and tasteless (save anyone having to say it)

off the track but wonder related...anyone seen avid merrions sketch "sightseeing with stevie wonder"
sick but funny....

and tasteless (save anyone having to say it)

yea, i love Avid. He fukin twisted. Prefer Tom Green.

I got a few.

1) Helen Hunt

2) Adria from Big Brother 5 (her ass is so thick)

3) Jewel the singer (even with the jacked up grill)

4) Ricki Lake even if she is fat!
Ricki Lake turns me on. My ex looks just like her. Smoking. Something about pretty chubby girls with chubby cheeks.

I'd stick it in that girl who was in love with Forrest Whitaker in "Crying Game."

That soft voice turned me on

Ricki Lake turns me on. My ex looks just like her. Smoking. Something about pretty chubby girls with chubby cheeks.

I'd stick it in that girl who was in love with Forrest Whitaker in "Crying Game."

That soft voice turned me on

Jaye Davidson was hot, but I typically can't say I'd stick to a girl with a dipstick that big.

karma for Willy

http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/2003/12_december/entertainment/images/jennifer_lopez_kont_large.jpg


What the hell IS that??!
Looks like some kind of elephant man ass!

Shouldn't but would.....

Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Lopez
The Bush Daughters
Pam Anderson
Barbi Twins



I have trouble thinking of the 'shouldn't' part of the equation.

What the hell IS that??!
Looks like some kind of elephant man ass!

Is that even female?

Girls you shouldnt but would

Tracylee and Lexi :D

Girls you shouldnt but would

Tracylee and Lexi :D
I'd like to dip my wick in Lexi and have Tracylee lick it clean :D

Jaye Davidson was hot, but I typically can't say I'd stick to a girl with a dipstick that big.
you have a point. I forgot. She had a pretty nice size wanker. Oh well, if I didn't know she was a he I would've banged her. But knowing that she is a he I'd just pass. I'd only let her give me a blowjob. Technically that makes me not gay still

I'd like to dip my wick in Lexi and have Tracylee lick it clean :D

Be nice to my ladies Willy.

i just saw her but i forgot her name, she's that girl in the last king arthur movie, i am very faithful but won't mind banging that one....

Be nice to my ladies Willy.
I'm being nice. I won't even **** smack Tracylee this time :D

I probably shouldn't have done my sister-in-law but I DID......a few times! :D
I plead insanity! Crazy 'bout that *****!!!

Willy, although I do find you funny at times I can not tolerate you insulting my ladies. I have sent you bad karma as a reminder to shpe up. Seriously I'm a little surprised you haven't been banned yet. Has Rick even warned you?

Anyway, next time it happens I'm going to have to pile drive your ass and then piss on you while you're on the ground wailing in agony.

I probably shouldn't have done my sister-in-law but I DID......a few times! :D
I plead insanity! Crazy 'bout that *****!!!

If she was married to your brother at the time then you my friend, are scum. :(

what if she was his wife's sister?

what if she was his wife's sister?

Still not nice, but in my opinion not as bad.

Willy, although I do find you funny at times I can not tolerate you insulting my ladies. I have sent you bad karma as a reminder to shpe up. Seriously I'm a little surprised you haven't been banned yet. Has Rick even warned you?

Anyway, next time it happens I'm going to have to pile drive your ass and then piss on you while you're on the ground wailing in agony.
I've returned the bad karma, *****!

I like Lexi. She's pretty cool. Nothing but love.

The trailer park whore on the other hand is your sterotypical example of a mullet wearing baby factory whose driving down this country's economy and intelligence quotient.

I may not be the best looking guy in the world, but I got education and I bathe. Something she sorely lacks on both counts

hmmm, girls you shouldn't but would... Anna Nicole Smith? she's so trashy i don't think anyone could resist her sloppy charms

Still not nice, but in my opinion not as bad.
It was my wife's sister.....
After I divorced my worthless wife.


And BTW, kiss my ass Weinie Boys!

It was my wife's sister.....
After I divorced my worthless wife.

In that case you did nothing wrong at all.

My wife has a sister and a sister in law that are both hot as hell. I'd love to be with all 3 of them at once. :D

How's that for weinie?

Girls you shouldnt but would

Tracylee and Lexi :D

I'd like to dip my wick in Lexi and have Tracylee lick it clean :D

Be nice to my ladies Willy.

you started it sonny then tried to stop others carrying it on.

hmmm, girls you shouldn't but would... Anna Nicole Smith? she's so trashy i don't think anyone could resist her sloppy charms
Anna Nicole makes me sick. I'd do her Mike Tyson style. Punch her in the face at the same time and make her bleed. She's what's wrong with America.

I'd also like to wet my willy with those anorexic Olson twins but before they grew up. They deserve to be punished for being annoying little bloody rags! :D

you started it sonny then tried to stop others carrying it on.

Saying I'd like to sleep with them is a compliment. Calling them inbred trailer trash baby factories and the other **** Willy has said is what I was refering too.

Saying I'd like to sleep with them is a compliment. Calling them inbred trailer trash baby factories and the other **** Willy has said is what I was refering too.
Sonny re read my post. I never called Lexi that. I called that other poster with the mullet who wears makeup like a clown the inbred trailer trash mass production baby factory.

You stand corrected

I hate this little whore but something about her tells me to get back at Bill she's probably willing to do some freaky stuff. She's not in bad shape for a woman her age and I'd love to irrigate her anal passage

Sonny re read my post. I never called Lexi that. I called that other poster with the mullet who wears makeup like a clown the inbred trailer trash mass production baby factory.

You stand corrected

Ok, well besides from stealing your points, what has tracylee done to make you hate her so?

Ok, well besides from stealing your points, what has tracylee done to make you hate her so?
All she does is agitate. I'd put her on Ignore for the past month. I make an intelligent comment about boxing on the general forum, and the only thing she has to add is that I'm a phony and a loser. I may be a loser, but I'm not a phony that's for sure.

To each his own she can believe whatever. But my feeling is if I'm not talking to her, she should shut the **** up. She piggybacks on what others say about me (most of the time in good humor, i can take it) and chooses to make hurtful, vicious comments about me.

Until yesterday, i'd ignored all her posts and figured she''d gotten over hating on me all the time. But the ***** won't stop. I don't care about the stealing of my points as much. When you're a welfare queen with little bastards running around who don't even know who their daddies are, you have to do what you have to do to get by. that's why I quit working. I'm not supporting these hoes with my hard earned paychecks:D

A young Joan Collins! Holy ****ing **** was she horny!

A young Joan Collins! Holy ****ing **** was she horny!

RedRaw, you read my mind!!!

i saw her in a film the other day called I dont want to be born, my god.....proper 60's posh English totty!

Grace Jones

Grace Jones, YESSSS! i bet she'd threaten to kill you the whole time

man howbout queen latifah or serena williams, some big black chicks with big asses.

man howbout queen latifah or serena williams, some big black chicks with big asses.

I'd do both of em :D

Damn! Latifah and williams, i'd love to be the meat in that sandwich.

Remember guys: the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin!

Grace Jones
That would be some damn good ****in'.