View Full Version : I need some hobbies that puts me near females


handjobs4dollars
03-12-2004, 11:59 PM
:cuss: :cuss:

Because I should be hanging out with some fine female on a friday night.

ruffneck119
03-13-2004, 01:22 AM
Yoga.... dance classes... uhhhh.... book stores...????

I meet *****es at clubs so... yeah.

+1

GhosT^x0
03-13-2004, 11:54 AM
Try going outside.

*BOOM*

handjobs4dollars
03-13-2004, 01:26 PM
Yeah live in canada and say you want to go outside in winter months. BOOM

Magic Man
03-13-2004, 09:22 PM
be a Male Cheerleader.

Leather
03-14-2004, 02:47 PM
Ballet...

Fallout
03-14-2004, 03:12 PM
The guy that sits in the park and stares at them

Prince
03-14-2004, 03:29 PM
park? playground is better

HockeyFighter
03-14-2004, 03:30 PM
HASHAHHAHHAH

seldomTap
03-14-2004, 04:41 PM
peeping toms get pretty close to females most the time

Big-g
03-14-2004, 05:05 PM
just go to jams man..parties, house parties..thers sooo many slos thier..(sluts) **** em all LOLZ

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2004, 05:25 PM
NAH **** IT. I'll have pleanty of time for woman after I win a heavyweight championship belt.

VulgarTheClown
03-14-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Gman
NAH **** IT. I'll have pleanty of time for woman after I win a heavyweight championship belt.

your own backyard wrestling fed doesn't count.

handjobs4dollars
03-14-2004, 05:50 PM
**** you *****. You know I would slap you down anyday.

VulgarTheClown
03-14-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Gman
**** you *****. You know I would slap you down anyday.

man your spelling must suck. you got the lettering for "god please don't hurt me" all messed up

handjobs4dollars
03-15-2004, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
man your spelling must suck. you got the lettering for "god please don't hurt me" all messed up


Don't worry If you fight me. I'll get you closer to god.

Exotica
03-15-2004, 10:56 AM
actually you should just try to meet chicks at school. how many have you already scared off that could have been possibilies?

handjobs4dollars
03-15-2004, 11:03 AM
I don't scare off woman. They just run away before I can.

Whoremaster B
03-15-2004, 11:16 AM
Pretend your gay man. Thats should bring the *** hags in your direction. Then dare a couple to turn you straight. Ladies love a challenge.

Nuno
03-15-2004, 11:16 AM
Metting a girl is something that just happens. What you have to do is pay attention to the details. The way they glance at you, if they seem shy around you, the things they say..etc. They're all hints to whether or not you got a shot with her. It's then up to you to use this knowledge to work your way into a date with her or whatever.

Come to think of it, this sounds kinda difficult for you G.....

The Ensanity
03-15-2004, 11:18 AM
2 words:

Lamaze classes


Find the single women with NO man

handjobs4dollars
03-15-2004, 12:31 PM
Yeah I would be a good daddy to some of those kids.

Bluecifer
03-15-2004, 02:04 PM
Volunteer at the homeless shelter, you'll meet all kinds of homeless chicks that will blow you for some french fries

Carlao
03-15-2004, 02:37 PM
Gman-

1st groom and shower, get some confortable but cool apparel. You can pick up girls at school, if you go to one. Yoga is another good place also, but most of them go there to work out and get out.

When talking to them be confident and not ****y. Talk about things that interest the 2 of you, if you only talk about things that interest her, you'll look weak and tooo much into her. If you talk about things that only interest you, yo uare self-centered.

Keep your life organized so you can schedule things to do with the girl that you pick up. Think about sex, don't push it. If she likes you she will bring it up and then BOOM!!!

Tag that ass and post pictures here so we can all she the mack that you are!!!!

handjobs4dollars
03-15-2004, 03:42 PM
Yeah I'm just to lazy to do all those things.

Carlao
03-15-2004, 03:50 PM
Well buddy is just going to be that much harder for us to see some cooter that you banged!

handjobs4dollars
03-15-2004, 03:52 PM
Don't worry I'm going to invite all of global over to see it when it goes down.

Carlao
03-15-2004, 05:45 PM
Not everyone just Allison, Exotica, Bella, and me. I f you want someone else is cool but Ensanity.

handjobs4dollars
03-15-2004, 05:52 PM
Well with me and you and charles that would make three guys.

With the woman I bring(Don't hold your breath) and Allison, Bella and Exotica that= 4 girls.

So what's the point unless we all want to get herpes from Allison.

Bluecifer
03-15-2004, 06:00 PM
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! BURN!!!!

Carlao
03-15-2004, 06:58 PM
Allison's herpe is a cool as Iguana called Gaylor Facker. So I do not think that any of us is going to catch it.

Besides, I'll get the DVD. I just do not like the dick to cooter ratio in your party. 4:3

handjobs4dollars
03-15-2004, 10:18 PM
hey it was your party. Your the one that kept wanting more guys.

neils7147933
08-21-2006, 11:27 PM
Abortion clinics.

As an escort or a protestor.

Whichever side you want to take...