What if youre eating at IHOP and a Bob Sapp or Suge Knight type came up to you, took out his own knife and fork and starting eating your pancakes in front of you....what would you do?

prolly laugh and use my hand to grab some of the food back and shovel it into my mouth and grunt like its that good.

I would probably laugh too, but I'm not sure what I would do.

tell him to get off my pancakes

Start speaking Croation and ask him if he has met my cousin Mirko

I'd spit on my pancakes and proceed to eat them... always worked with freeloading *******s trying to get some free fries in high school.

pick their pockets

The same thing I do when a girl talks to me. Just stare at him. Don't move don't say a word. Just stare.

I'd make sure he paid the bill.

Ask him politely what the hell he was doing and tell him to stop. If he proceeded I'd stab him in the hand with a fork, and while he winces in pain stab him in the throat with a butter knife. Than gouge his eye out with a spoon.

Or probably a more likely solution would be to get up and leave asap.

I would leave and let him get the bill.

Be honored that they wanted to eat my pancakes. Then I'd ask them to join me and to feel free to pay the bill.

i'm kinda laughing at everyone's responces... except for creed's. *sigh*

I'd tell them i had AIDS and that the syrup is actually a sperm-diarrhea combo.