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Bluecifer
03-09-2004, 07:52 PM
I can't find a temp to send to one of my good clients that ****ing knows how to use a mac! FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! ****ING MORONS!!!!

Mr. Beelzebub
03-09-2004, 08:43 PM
Not a lot of people know how to use a Mac nowadays... Maybe because if you're not in graphics, they just plain suck hairy nutsack.

Curly Howard
03-10-2004, 04:56 AM
on deleteExtension(name)
if character ((number of characters in name) - 3) of name is "." then
return characters 1 through ((number of characters in name) - 4) of name as string
else
return name
end if
end deleteExtension

on open fileList
set i to 1

if fileList is {} then
display dialog "Drop files onto this application to zip them." buttons {"OK"}
else
-- the following code is just to figure out
-- what the name of the zip archive should be

repeat with file_to_zip in fileList
copy name of (info for (item i of fileList)) to fileName
set fileName to deleteExtension(fileName)

copy (fileName & ".zip") to zipFileName
copy item 1 of fileList to firstFile

set zipFolder to firstFile as string
set AppleScript's text item delimiters to ":"
set zipFolder to "" & zipFolder's text items 1 thru -2 & ":"
set AppleScript's text item delimiters to {""}
set zipFolder to zipFolder as alias

-- this is the part that actually adds the files and zips them


tell application "ZipIt"
activate
set the_window to (make new window at beginning)

add file_to_zip to the_window
compress the_window name zipFileName in zipFolder
save window 1
close window 1

end tell
set i to i + 1
end repeat
end if
end open

Curly Howard
03-10-2004, 05:04 AM
http://ed-thelen.org/comp-hist/vs-apple-macintosh.jpg
http://ed-thelen.org/comp-hist/vs-apple-lisa.jpg

Curly Howard
03-10-2004, 05:06 AM
set the iDay to day of the (current date) as integer
set the iMonth to month of the (current date) as text
set conditionMet to false
set LastReading to ""
set Readind to ""
repeat while true
set feedback to do shell script "/Users/fundidor/cleaner.script"
-- paragraph 5 is the line after "Peso Atual (PESO ESTVEL):"
set Reading to text from character 80 to character 85 of feedback as integer
if Reading is greater than 0 and Reading is not equal to LastReading then
tell application "Tex-Edit Plus"
activate
copy ("Em " & (current date) & " o peso mudou para..." & Reading & " kgs" & return) to selection of application "Tex-Edit Plus"
save window 1 in file ((path to desktop as string) & "LogBalanca" & iDay & iMonth & ".txt") as string with creator «class TBB6»
set LastReading to Reading
end tell

else

end if
delay 15
end repeat

Bluecifer
03-10-2004, 11:42 AM
Maybe I can send Curly?

Nuno
03-10-2004, 11:46 AM
The bottom pic is the laptop version, right??

Bluecifer
03-10-2004, 05:00 PM
Goddammit!!! None of these ****in' whores want to work!!! They call me every ****in' day boohooing about needing to work and then when I have something for them none of these ****ing cunts are calling me back!!! WTFing ****!!!!AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!

handjobs4dollars
03-10-2004, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Goddammit!!! None of these ****in' whores want to work!!! They call me every ****in' day boohooing about needing to work and then when I have something for them none of these ****ing cunts are calling me back!!! WTFing ****!!!!AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!

Dawg quit your job and lets open a strip club.

Bluecifer
03-10-2004, 05:56 PM
I'm thinking about it, but there's so much competition here in Portland. It would probably take 50k to open a a cozy little pit of sin and debauchery.

The Ensanity
03-10-2004, 06:05 PM
*shows penis*