It is around here. Not too much to complain about. Surprise! lol

Hope everyone else is doing good.

Zelda learned how to call the dog and tell him to sit and stay. Not that he listens....... She also learned how to say "Zelda go bye bye" and when mommy says go bye bye, she says "no" lol.

whos Zelda? the video game.

Originally posted by xDOGGx
whos Zelda? the video game.


My african grey parrot......Zelda means "gray battle maid"

Does that mean you have a black person living in your house for your entertainment . I bet you keep him in a cage too. You sicken even me.

Originally posted by Gman
Does that mean you have a black person living in your house for your entertainment . I bet you keep him in a cage too. You sicken even me.

No, it only means the name I chose for my bird fits her. You are a weird person Gman. The bird is safe in a cage and you know nothing of birds obviously. Educate yourself and then we can have an intelligent conversation.

Dammi you just don't get my humor.

Birds taste mighty tasty with some hot sauce.

Originally posted by Gman
Dammi you just don't get my humor.

I guess not.

Hi MCM!!!

Life is the ****!! Life rules!!....

Originally posted by madcrewmom
My african grey parrot......Zelda means "gray battle maid"

in any case, i am glad life is good for ya. :)

Thanks Adam. It definitely has it's ups and downs, but overall it's good. I can't let the downs keep me down.

Hi PANIKO!!! How have you been????

hahahah madcrewmom hates gman

Originally posted by Stain
hahahah madcrewmom hates gman

I don't hate him.....I just don't understand his sense of humor.....*shrugs* Sorry Gman.

Life sux

It will be good eventually - I must have patience

Originally posted by Kempo Chris
Life sux

It will be good eventually - I must have patience

Yes....hang in there...when you're old enough you can tell others what to do, do what you want and generally say HA! I paid my dues...it's your turn now!! lol.....
Serioulsy though, make the most of it now, you won't regret it.

Originally posted by Kempo Chris
Life sux

It will be good eventually - I must have patience

No it won't be Chris...

You will try and 'Be Positive' and be an 'Up' person, but it is all a load of hot ****.

Unless you are one of the select few that are born into a position of privilege, or you are on the good medication, life will continually disappoint. People will always confound you with the level of idiocy and stupidity you will encounter on a day to day basis.
Your 'friends' will continually let you down and then have the ****en hide to lean on you when they need something. Girls will take you for all you have, suck you dry (not in a good way) and then leave like the blood sucking leeches they are...

Take this on board Chris then reconsider whether it is really all worth it...your attempt at staying positive is admirable, but I fear it is a fruitless attempt to fool yourself into thinking you to can one day be 'happy' like some of the drugged up freaks you see walking the street, with their blood shot eyes and drooling mouths. These people make me want to take a 2 wood to their skull.

ahahahahhaah

Seriously - once I am out of school life will be great
I will have a job that I love and I will be pretty free to do the things I want and I will be training everyday and be able to read books that I enjoy. Once I finish school I will be a totally better person. I will finally be able to focus myself on what I want to do and be.

I hate happy-go-lucky people...****ing hate them.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I hate happy-go-lucky people...****ing hate them.


Awww, did somebody get up on the wrong side of bed? You poor thing. This poem about butterflies will cheer you right up!!

beelzebub, so do i. there's no sense i being happy all the time, or ever at all really.

even when i am happy, i'm still complaining about something.

Ryan, I have a stack of old Cosmo magazines I'm going to send you..

I seriously hate people like that... The kind of jackasses that see you stressing in your office and without knowing what is going on or even asking if you wanna hear their stupid ass advice aproach you just to tap you on your shoulder and tell you that everything ig gonna get better.
People like that usually have no aspirations in life and avoid struggling to succeed because its "stressful"

A big ol' blow me from your pal Beelzebub to those dicks.

Gracias and have a nice day.

- El Beelzebub

Video games help relieve my stress....

Money makes me smile.

TITTIES make me smile!!!

Money makes titties come to you, fool. I win.

I can get titties without the money. I win!!!

i win because i said so. now get the **** outta my thread, cunts!

This ain't ya thread biznitch!!!

and I win cause TITTIES are the pillows of happiness....

*looks down* How ****ing cute...

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
*looks down* How ****ing cute...

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!111

lol... i hate you both.

HEY! This is my thread. No talk of titties in my Happy-Go-Lucky thread.... *glares* Take your titty talk elsewhere. Start your own.....lol.

Chris, great attitude. Keep it up. :)

Big ol' titties, a thin waste, thick ass hips, big butt, cute face *sighs*...

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Big ol' titties, a thin waste, thick ass hips, big butt, cute face *sighs*...

HEY! I'm married!!! LOL

Quick, flash me! Flash me!

Originally posted by seldomTap
No it won't be Chris...

You will try and 'Be Positive' and be an 'Up' person, but it is all a load of hot ****.

Unless you are one of the select few that are born into a position of privilege, or you are on the good medication, life will continually disappoint. People will always confound you with the level of idiocy and stupidity you will encounter on a day to day basis.
Your 'friends' will continually let you down and then have the ****en hide to lean on you when they need something. Girls will take you for all you have, suck you dry (not in a good way) and then leave like the blood sucking leeches they are...

Take this on board Chris then reconsider whether it is really all worth it...your attempt at staying positive is admirable, but I fear it is a fruitless attempt to fool yourself into thinking you to can one day be 'happy' like some of the drugged up freaks you see walking the street, with their blood shot eyes and drooling mouths. These people make me want to take a 2 wood to their skull.


Too true. I'm never happy unless I'm on something, just got a fat check, or am about to bust a nut(these events all tend to coincide). Happiness is fleeting.

Happiness is a fantasy.

Brief moments of contentment or joy are commonplace in the situations that Blue just mentioned, but does anyone really think they are ever truly happy? I think ****en not and anyone that says they are is a liar.

Here is my philosphy on life...take it for what it is worth.

Basically, at the end of the day, all we have to do is be sure in the knowledge that we are doing the best thing by ourselves. No other cunt is going to wipe your ass for you, so best you do it yourself.

Trust no one, even family. These cunts can do you over worse than anyone. The second you get money or power, watch all the snivelling turds come out the woodwork and say how they have always loved you so much and how you are the favourite son-cousin - uncle etc etc.
Trust a woman at your own peril. When God created women, he knew they would never match a man physically, but he gave them rat cunning in that they will be far more vindictive and nasty than a man ever will. These creatures will suck the life out of you like a dog with a bone. They will annoy, frustrate and drive you to near ****en madness, then they will turn it all around with a smile or a flash of tits or something. If I see a pretty girl trying to sweet talk her way out of paying for something, I will make a scene about it. Why should a chick who is lucky to be genetically lucky with good looks, get something free when every other cunt pays and goes on with their misery. **** them and their vanity, I could do well without it.

I want to beat every meterosexual on the earth like a baby seal. These half man\half homo things annoy me like nothing else. It is a good thing John Wayne is dead, cause if he could see the ****en disgrace that the male speices has become, he would dead set lose it.
Males need to get back to our nature...hunting, fighting and drinking. Not ****en tanning, styling and shopping. If you so much want to be a woman, cut your ****en balls off and line up for my money with the rest of the sluts..but don't be disappointed if I don't hang around after ****ing you...it isn't my way.

Originally posted by seldomTap
Happiness is a fantasy.

Brief moments of contentment or joy are commonplace in the situations that Blue just mentioned, but does anyone really think they are ever truly happy? I think ****en not and anyone that says they are is a liar.

Here is my philosphy on life...take it for what it is worth.

Basically, at the end of the day, all we have to do is be sure in the knowledge that we are doing the best thing by ourselves. No other cunt is going to wipe your ass for you, so best you do it yourself.

Trust no one, even family. These cunts can do you over worse than anyone. The second you get money or power, watch all the snivelling turds come out the woodwork and say how they have always loved you so much and how you are the favourite son-cousin - uncle etc etc.
Trust a woman at your own peril. When God created women, he knew they would never match a man physically, but he gave them rat cunning in that they will be far more vindictive and nasty than a man ever will. These creatures will suck the life out of you like a dog with a bone. They will annoy, frustrate and drive you to near ****en madness, then they will turn it all around with a smile or a flash of tits or something. If I see a pretty girl trying to sweet talk her way out of paying for something, I will make a scene about it. Why should a chick who is lucky to be genetically lucky with good looks, get something free when every other cunt pays and goes on with their misery. **** them and their vanity, I could do well without it.

I want to beat every meterosexual on the earth like a baby seal. These half man\half homo things annoy me like nothing else. It is a good thing John Wayne is dead, cause if he could see the ****en disgrace that the male speices has become, he would dead set lose it.
Males need to get back to our nature...hunting, fighting and drinking. Not ****en tanning, styling and shopping. If you so much want to be a woman, cut your ****en balls off and line up for my money with the rest of the sluts..but don't be disappointed if I don't hang around after ****ing you...it isn't my way.
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And now we see why the snake is your AV.