That 70's Show

"You know the only place there is no racism? Canada. There is No racism in Canada because they are too busy playing hockey, getting drunk and pouring maple syurp on thier ham"

Maybe I am a little bias, but I started to cry when I heard that. I couldn't stop laughing

Whats your favorite one liner of all time?

God dammit

Can't pinpoint one in particulatr...but surely it would be something by Tony Danza...the man is a comedic legend

Seriously people. Sienfield, The Simpsons, shows like this. What was the one line that made your jaw hurt from laughing?

The whole Festivus episode of Seinfeld is a high point for me. Watched it with my old man and we both pretty much pissed ourselves...we still bring it up every Xmas and one year, we will dust off the aluminum pole and air our grievances...then we will wrestle till someone gets pinned in the feats of strength

The simpsons

Moe: got me hexed by a troll once, leperahcaun cured that right up.
Lenny: Whats better than a leperahcaun is that guy Jesus. Hes like 6 leperahcauns!
Moe:yeah, but you'd probably have an easier time catching a leperahcaun.

Simpsons

Moe Picking up the phone: Moe's taven, home of the worlds smallest big screen tv.

lol

Anything Homer says......

Married with Children had a lot of killer lines.

I loved Married with Children. It was the best show on tv....

Married with Children

Jefferson: I cant have sex with Marcy. Having sex with a pregnant women is like putting gas in a car youve already wrecked.

Al to Bud: "The Bundys' proud name was built on a philosophy of lying. Well, lying, owing money and perhaps beer. Yes, lying, owing money and beer. The only thing that separates us from the Kennedys is that they have money."

Al bundy:Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.

Entertainment for the cave man was simple : Man kills food, woman burns it, giant pterodactyl swoops down, chases woman, woman falls in mud. A good laugh is had by all.

No Ma'am

I want a No Ma'am t-shirt

Married with Children.

"there's gold in that mine as big as your mother's behind and just like your mother's behind its there for the taking. You just need the courage to reach out and grab it."

When Peg bought a gold statue from a yard sale

Peg: "Al we should make Umbra the man of the house"

Al: "Umbra cant be the man of the house because Umbra cant cry"

You know what I would do if I was President? I'd take a big empty state, that nobody's using, y'know, like Idaho, and I'd pack every pregnant woman in the country into donut trucks, and convoy 'em all to Boise. And since Idah means nothing anyhow, I'd change the name to Preg-naho.

best show ever wihtout a doubt.