View Full Version : The biggest hoe I EVER met


The Ensanity
03-06-2004, 08:24 PM
OK...My girlfriend has this annoying neighbor chick that wants to be her friend. She is a very attracted girl, 21 years old, brunette from Germany with a slight accent....They talk very lil and never go out accept to the gym rarely, but this week my girl decides to go to the club with her for German chick's late Bday celebration.

So around 7:00 pm yesterday the chick came knocking on my girl's door, 2 minutes after us having sex, talking about she NEEEEDS to talk her and blah blah. She wasnt going to leave even after my girl explain she was nude and ask could she come back. So we threw on some sweats and they talked in the apartment hallways. One of the things they talked about is how she just had sex....Not my girl, but the German Ho. She needed a ride home from where ever she was and she got one from this dude she never met before. So she explain how after a 20 minute ride, they start making out, then ****ing in his car...

NO ALCOHOL, NO DRUGS...she isnt broke either.

He told her he'll be back soon, he needed to get something to eat. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

You know whys that funny? cause she beleived it. LMAO

She, My girl, her OTHER friend(cool aussie chick), and my girl's homeboy go to the club(I stayed home, hate clubs). Annoying german pisses off EVERYBODY in the car with her bratty attitude. According to my girl, her homeboy was just talking to the cool Aussie chick all night. They hit it off well. He DIDNT TALK TO GERMAN CHICK AT ALL the WHOLE NIGHT...

so at the end of the night the cool aussie girl drove home, my girl and i made love, the other 2 ****ed with less than 10 minutes of combined conversation.

I just find it crazy that an attractive girl like that gives it up SOOOOOO easy.

HockeyFighter
03-06-2004, 09:09 PM
Probably one of those "needed to be there" stories. You seemed like you were a bit excited when typing that post.

The Ensanity
03-06-2004, 09:17 PM
or boredum...I aint did jack today

Lei Tong
03-06-2004, 09:25 PM
Even bigger than the one you tried to hook me up with?

Lei Tong
03-06-2004, 09:30 PM
Oops. Nevermind.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
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The Ensanity
03-06-2004, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Lei Tong
Even bigger than the one you tried to hook me up with? Yes...that chick you atleast talk to for a lil bit...this girl just need 10 minutes and youre in

Fallout
03-06-2004, 09:44 PM
Whats her number?

handjobs4dollars
03-06-2004, 10:28 PM
Yeah hook some of us up.

The Ensanity
03-06-2004, 10:42 PM
If you were in LA gman I would

seldomTap
03-07-2004, 09:32 PM
One of the best chicks I have ever been with was German.....the accent whilst banging her almost made me blow inside 30 seconds...like a good German Shaizer/Fisting movie

handjobs4dollars
03-07-2004, 10:13 PM
Didn't the german kill alot of you aussies in ww2. Give her the shocker for your country.

Whoremaster B
03-08-2004, 09:59 AM
Dude, shes a euro girl. Trust me, thats how things work over there.
While are girls are going to the mall at age 12. Euros are hanging out at bars, ( no age requirement ) Dating older men because statitory rape is a joke to them.
In a nutshell Ensanity, Shes a normal Euro chick except shes a gullible, bratty , dumbass. LOL

Lei Tong
03-08-2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
If you were in LA gman I would

I'm closer than he is.

The Ensanity
03-08-2004, 01:28 PM
only in distance

GhosT^x0
03-08-2004, 03:45 PM
She cute?

<(----- I kid, I kid.

ruffneck119
03-08-2004, 03:49 PM
She sounds like a good person with a lot of intelligence.

Give me her #.

handjobs4dollars
03-08-2004, 03:52 PM
Damn me and my living in the Big C.

The Ensanity
03-08-2004, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by ruffneck119
She sounds like a good person with a lot of intelligence.

Give me her #. Ill see what I can do.