I want to do it once, just to say I have

Yes, in fact I'd rather audition than get the part.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Yes, in fact I'd rather audition than get the part. me too

Sure, I would. I'd make sure to take a few viagra before filming starts

my **** is too small

Mine too, my wee wee looks like tootsie roll

no.

As long as I didn't have to touch or see any man meat, sure.

I suffer from Dickey-Do Syndrome.

I would do ****. I could keep it up.

Gman, you would make an awesome ****. I ownder how many virgin males have made ****? Would be like 2 hours of Gman going off like Mt ****en Vesuvius while all these naked girls duck for cover...followed by him having as little nap

the greastest **** ever made

staring Grant McClemont aka ed cedar(**** star name)

All I need is some female co-stars.

I'll be playing the handyman.

Gman:While miss I fixed the door. Do you need me to do some pipe laying?

Chick: I don't know do you have the right tool for the job?

Gman: I know my way around my tool miss, no need to worry. I have just the tool for the job.

Chick: While then let's see this tool of yours that's going to fix my problem

Gman:*Shows Penis*

Gman...student, rugby player, MMA practitioner, beer drinker and **** script writer extraordinaire

Originally posted by Gman
I'll be playing the handyman.

Gman:While miss I fixed the door. Do you need me to do some pipe laying?

Chick: I don't know do you have the right tool for the job?

Gman: I know my way around my tool miss, no need to worry. I have just the tool for the job.

Chick: While then let's see this tool of yours that's going to fix my problem

Gman:*Shows Penis*

Well, its no worse than any other **** script out there

Originally posted by Stain
my **** is too small

Best avatar ever. Now everytime I see it, I'm going to hear the words, "My **** is too small"

TKL is all about having small penises.

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/vba8997dae9.jpg

who knows. im sure if I hit a shallow point in my life I would. I would do a foreign one, pump myself full of the typical **** star enhancements and pick up a drug habit so i can die young before having to face the shame from the people who love me. Denounce any thoughts of having a family or a respected future and either marry a **** star who is as dirty as me or having to live with the lie to my wife who most likely would divorce me for being devoid of morailty.

Oh I don't have any respect for myself so I could do it.


I could wear pants and no underwear and keep my socks on when I start ****ing a chick.

id wear my shoes and my watch so I can show suckas what I bought with the money they paid me to **** this chick. they can be envious while getting a good view of my freshly waxed ass.

always gotta leave the socks and shoes on. the minute you take em off, you're not ****ing anymore.... you're making love. socks n shoes is must.

Originally posted by xDOGGx
always gotta leave the socks and shoes on. the minute you take em off, you're not ****ing anymore.... you're making love. socks n shoes is must.

*jots down in notebook*