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Flab
02-22-2009, 05:46 AM
Sales figures suggest Scotland has the eighth highest level of alcohol consumption in the world, it emerged.
Statistics reveal that nearly 50 million litres of pure alcohol were drunk in 2007 - the equivalent of 11.8 litres for every person aged over 16.
That is the equivalent of everyone over 16 drinking 570 pints of normal strength beer, or 125 bottles of wine or 42 bottles of vodka.

squealpiggy
02-22-2009, 09:51 AM
Sales figures suggest Scotland has the eighth highest level of alcohol consumption in the world, it emerged.
Statistics reveal that nearly 50 million litres of pure alcohol were drunk in 2007 - the equivalent of 11.8 litres for every person aged over 16.
That is the equivalent of everyone over 16 drinking 570 pints of normal strength beer, or 125 bottles of wine or 42 bottles of vodka.

In other news brick thrown in air hits ground.

Flab
02-22-2009, 09:56 AM
570 pints of beer a year.

Derranged
02-22-2009, 10:32 AM
Sales figures suggest Scotland has the eighth highest level of alcohol consumption in the world, it emerged.
Statistics reveal that nearly 50 million litres of pure alcohol were drunk in 2007 - the equivalent of 11.8 litres for every person aged over 16.
That is the equivalent of everyone over 16 drinking 570 pints of normal strength beer, or 125 bottles of wine or 42 bottles of vodka.

Half of which was consumed by Oasis Lad.

Mozza
02-22-2009, 10:55 AM
I must take plenty of credit for those heart warming figures.

The RealDeal
02-22-2009, 11:16 AM
Only 8th !? I'm very disappointed :grumble:

RenegadeT
02-22-2009, 06:21 PM
damn i was hoping to make it to the top spot , very bad poll

Rocky.
02-23-2009, 04:17 AM
Disgusted were only 8th :ugh:

Onslow.
02-23-2009, 05:27 AM
Only 8th!? C'mon Scotland, must try harder!

jollystomper
02-23-2009, 03:43 PM
being scottish is enough to turn you to drink! lol! ha ha! (jst kidding lads!... or am i?)

The Gunner
02-24-2009, 09:37 AM
8ths ****e, we have the potential to be top 3.

TRAVI$
02-24-2009, 10:16 AM
The Scot's probably fought their way past #9.

Oasis_Lad
02-24-2009, 10:18 AM
8th?! For ****'s sake I'm doing everything I can here lads.

Pull yer socks up.

TRAVI$
02-24-2009, 10:22 AM
The Scot's probably fought their way past #9.

And then were to obese to get past 8th
So they had a breather.
(OWND@LADDIE)

Rocky.
02-24-2009, 10:22 AM
8th?! For ****'s sake I'm doing everything I can here lads.

Pull yer socks up.

wit by drinking baileys :lol1:

Oasis_Lad
02-24-2009, 10:25 AM
wit by drinking baileys :lol1:

Aye, washed down with a dozen cans and half a bottle of High Commissioner. :hitit:

Oasis_Lad
02-24-2009, 10:27 AM
And then were to obese to get past 8th
So they had a breather.
(OWND@LADDIE)

The power of a deep fried mars bar compels me on.

Flab
02-24-2009, 10:28 AM
wit by drinking baileys :lol1:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

TRAVI$
02-24-2009, 10:29 AM
Laddie moisturises with Baileys.

Oasis_Lad
02-24-2009, 10:30 AM
I bathe in whisky.

The RealDeal
02-24-2009, 04:41 PM
Oh man this talk is depressing me, I've been ordered off the booze, fried mars bars and curries by the quack doctor !

:(

RenegadeT
02-24-2009, 04:47 PM
get on that treadmill

The RealDeal
02-24-2009, 04:55 PM
get on that treadmill


Well I'm gonnae have to but its your fault I'm in this mess in the first place, always encouraging me. Well you and them two cunts Oz and James.

RenegadeT
02-24-2009, 05:14 PM
get the lo cal beers in , taste like ****e ,drink 30 and stay sober and spend 4 times the on them

Flab
02-24-2009, 05:16 PM
You a fatty?

RenegadeT
02-24-2009, 06:07 PM
define a fatty

Flab
02-24-2009, 06:15 PM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/83%20Fatty%20Fatty%20Bo%20Batty.jpg

RenegadeT
02-24-2009, 06:23 PM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/83%20Fatty%20Fatty%20Bo%20Batty.jpg

Now that is a fat ****

that obese american deserves a lethal injection .

i say american as i cant imagine anyone from another nation getting to that state of obesity

damn the yanks are thick as mud

These fat ****ers just have no self respect so just eat and gorge on food to then be so big that a fukn crane is the only way to move them

blubber whale fat idiots should be on the side of fastfood boxes like they do with missing kids on milk cartons

Flab
02-24-2009, 06:26 PM
That's a pic of me you cunt. :crying:

The RealDeal
02-24-2009, 06:50 PM
Now let me get this straight, I aint no yank style fatty I just gained a few extra pounds afters years out of training and rediscovering booze and curry.

I saw a quack for a medical in order to pass me with a clean bill of health so I can start a super fly job with loadsa money. Luckily I did pass but I was a baw hair away from being rejected.

So I need to stick to feckin rabbit food and no alcohol for a wee while to show them I'm dedicated to staying healthy while in the job.


****in blows but I want the money, foock the recession. Mon' the sobriety !!!

Yep lads It's official, The Real Deal is back in training .....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDTNEEu3Rw