The last one I was in the carpet had MULTIPLE harden cum stains, the room smelled, the bathroom had big ass roachs, and a tv with one channel

December and it was a pretty decent place.

about 2 years ago. we watched lock stock & 2 smoking barrels from her laptop first, and then accidently kicked it off the bed afterwards.

Originally posted by Purity
about 2 years ago. we watched lock stock & 2 smoking barrels from her laptop first, and then accidently kicked it off the bed afterwards.

Then you stuffed her in the trunk. I know how it goes.

November. It was a pretty nice place, and I had some not so awesome sex, but it was still the bomb diggity.

A couple of months ago. Went to a bed and breakfast on the coast. It was nice.

LAst time it was at a hotel in Miami, sex was good but the hotel was ****. AC would not work and it was hot as ****, bed was like wood, tv only had 2 local channels, but it had an ass kicking view of the Miami Bay.

****... i dunno...... maybe 5 or 6 long years.

never

Last time...not sure. Funniest was after a Rugby club end of season show in 97, me and my then gf went and got a room next door to the place where the function was. We pretty much started in the lift on the way up, spent best part of 40 minutes testing the structural capability of each piece of furniture there, then collapsed on the bed....

I woke up 2 hours later and threw up like I had never done before, all over hte bed, floor and walls...I then passed out like Jim Morrison.

Never have anywhere, much less a hotel.

Last weekend. I need my own place. Free HBO....

West Palm Beach on vacation

Originally posted by seldomTap
I woke up 2 hours later and threw up like I had never done before, all over hte bed, floor and walls...I then passed out like Jim Morrison.

:lovers:


I've never ****ed in a motel.

i never got down in a motel.

Last month in a Hawthorn Suites in Columbia, Missouri. Not too bad a place, but we had some issues with the service.

If we go back, we'll stay in the Holiday Inn Express next door.

I was watching court TV and a girl was raped in a motel and when they tested the sheets for semen they found 67 different samples.

I was watching court TV and a girl was raped in a motel and when they tested the sheets for semen they found 67 different samples.
Was it a ****box Travelodge or a decent chain?

I don't remember and they didn't say. It was the comforter I think, which they probably never wash.

I don't remember and they didn't say. It was the comforter I think, which they probably never wash.
yeah, but who nuts on the comforter?

A lot of people apparently.

The last one I was in the carpet had MULTIPLE harden cum stains, the room smelled, the bathroom had big ass roachs, and a tv with one channel
so basically your saying you stay in a whore house? :lol1:

About 2 months ago at a Ranch style resort.

6 months ago, me and my buddy tag teamed a chick I picked up from the club.

I never ****ed in a motel, but I ****ed in a club on numerous occasions, and once had sex in some fancy restaurant.

you guys are nasty :p

bathrooms and backrooms are made for sex.