View Full Version : My Hermes Shirt..


Allison
03-01-2004, 09:59 AM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4dd20b3127cceb9d33a67c8330000001610

Purity
03-01-2004, 10:18 AM
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

The Ensanity
03-01-2004, 10:47 AM
HAHHAHAAHAHAHAA, I like that shirt in a weird way

Fallout
03-01-2004, 11:20 AM
I am disapointed. I was hoping for "I want to be triangle by Hermes"

Allison
03-01-2004, 11:22 AM
Thats for the next UFC.

Mr. Beelzebub
03-01-2004, 11:25 AM
You're cute.

Purity
03-01-2004, 11:32 AM
i'm still laughing at this and showing all my co-workers. everyone's like..."uhhhh, yyyyyeah."

Whoremaster B
03-01-2004, 12:20 PM
Hey Allison, Dave says next UFC hes making you a "Josh Tompson rules"! shirt with a bloody Hermes on it.

Bluecifer
03-01-2004, 12:21 PM
Niiiiice! Hermes will love it!

Allison
03-01-2004, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Hey Allison, Dave says next UFC hes making you a "Josh Tompson rules"! shirt with a bloody Hermes on it.

You couldn't pay me enough to wear it!

The Ensanity
03-01-2004, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Allison
You couldn't pay me enough to wear it! I had a girls tell me this before...usually theyre wearing a pearl necklace for about 150$ when its all said and done with

Allison
03-01-2004, 01:05 PM
I'd sooner wear a pearl necklace than an anti-Hermes shirt.

Bluecifer
03-01-2004, 01:15 PM
What do you mean by "pearl necklace"?

The Ensanity
03-01-2004, 01:15 PM
*looks for money and another trip to vegas*

DOGGx0
03-01-2004, 01:28 PM
nice ****, allison. hermes looks good on you.

Nuno
03-01-2004, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Allison
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4dd20b3127cceb9d33a67c8330000001610

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
You're cute.


I going use your picture to make a "I heart Allison" shirt for Bub....

Prince
03-01-2004, 02:08 PM
i would wear a josh thomson shirt

Purity
03-01-2004, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Allison
I'd sooner wear a pearl necklace than an anti-Hermes shirt.

*starts making anti-Hermes shirt*

Allison
03-01-2004, 02:14 PM
I posted more pics in the multimedia section.

DOGGx0
03-01-2004, 02:32 PM
paste-E

Leather
03-01-2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Creed
I was hoping for "I want to be triangle by Hermes"

Agreed, anyway you're sexy with this t-shirt

Nuno
03-01-2004, 05:30 PM
I changed you pic a little Allison....

Allison
03-01-2004, 05:35 PM
NICE!

Nuno
03-01-2004, 05:36 PM
I'm really really bored...............

Mr. Beelzebub
03-01-2004, 05:42 PM
NIIIICE!

Nuno
03-01-2004, 05:49 PM
Remember that old picture I have of us at that company dinner. I was thinking of taking your head off that and put it on her shirt. But I'm not that bored......

Carlao
03-01-2004, 06:35 PM
Hi guys, this is Hermes Franca. I'm using Carlao's screen name for now.

Thank you very much for all your support, I love the shirt. However I do not know what is nicer, the shirt or the one wearing it.

Thank you guys and wish me luck on my next fight vs. Yves Edwards. I will do my best to put a great show!

ATT 4 Life!

Fallout
03-01-2004, 06:37 PM
I think Hermes just made Allison blush

DOGGx0
03-01-2004, 06:40 PM
Hermes is the man!

Purity
03-01-2004, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Creed
I think Hermes just made Allison blush

i think she just came like the niagra.

btw, good luck w/ yves hermes!

The Ensanity
03-01-2004, 07:24 PM
Alli is definatly flicking the swicth after that post

The Ensanity
03-01-2004, 07:32 PM
124 Terms for Female Masturbation

Accordion Solo
Banging the Beezer
Battery-testing
Beating around the bush
Beating the Bush
Blooming
Blossoming
Boffing the Bud
Bouncing on the Bed
Buffing the Muff
Bushwhacking
Buttering the Potato
Butting the Bead
Buzzing
Caressing the Kitty
Churning the Cream
Cleaning the Clam
Clit Twit
Combing the Brush
Copying Georgia O'Keefe
Crossing the Great Divide
Crossing the Swamp
Deep Dishin'
Digging a Trench
Digitizing
Doing Laps
Dunking the Beaver
Enjoying a little Southern Comfort
Entering No Man's Land
Exploring the Deep South
Fanning the Furnace
Feeding the Beaver
Feeding the Fish
Feeding the Other Mouth
Finger Dancing
Finger Fun
Fingering the Accused
Flicking the Switch
Flipping the Bean
Flipping the Flaps
Flipping through the Pages
Four-lip Whistling
Galloping on the Goldstar
Going on a Finger Ride
Greasing the Skillet
Gusset tryping
Having a Sushi Party
Hiking Through the Grand Canyon
Holding the Hamster
Hoodwinking
Impeaching Bush
In the Hand Cream
Invoking Venus
Jilling-Off
Juicing It Up
Jump-starting the River
Lady Fingers and Cream
Launching a Class Probe
Loobing Your Goob
Making Kitty Purr
Making the Oysters Smile
Making Waves
Mistressbate
Muff Ruffing
Navel Maneuvers
On the Waterslide
One Hand Clapping
Opening the Honey Pot
Parting the Petals
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Diving
Performing for Mr. Swaggart
Petal Pushing
Petting the Kitty
Pitching in the Bush League
Polishing the Pearl
Praising the Orchid
Pressing the Pleats
Primin' the Hymen
Pushing the Puch
Pushing the Red Button
Reading Braille
Riding the Curl
Riding the Wild Hand
Ringing for the Maid
Rolling the Mink
Romancing the Rose
Rowing the Little Man in the Boat
Saying the Rosary
Scrambling the Bramble
Scrubbing the Cake Pan
Scuffing the Muff
Searching for Spock
Shelling the Bean
Shooting the Pink Marble
Shooting the Rapids
Shucking the Oyster
Skimming the Cream
Slamming the Clam
Sliming the Moat
Spelunking
Spreading the Pedals
Squeezing the Charmin
Stirring the Cauldron
Strokin' the Slick
Strummin' the Big Open
Strumming
Surfing at Finger Beach
Switching to Auto-pilot (vibrator)
Taking a Trip South
The Task at Hand
The Wild Ride
Tickling her Fancy
Tickling the Moustache
Tickling the Taco
Tip Toeing Through The Two Lips
Tossing the Pink Salad
Touch-typing
Traveling Past the Mason-Dixon Line
Twanging the Kitty Wire
Tweaking the Program
Vulva Aria
Waking the Butterfly
Yawning
Zipping on the Zundap

The Ensanity
03-01-2004, 07:33 PM
5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

HockeyFighter
03-01-2004, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i would wear a josh thomson shirt

lightweight
03-01-2004, 09:00 PM
Small world, I have a shirt like that but with Silva on it.

seldomTap
03-01-2004, 09:48 PM
I like the shirt...it almost looks like Allison has a rack...I was always told she was ironing board flat!?

realkaps
03-02-2004, 07:43 AM
Padded bra?

Allison
03-02-2004, 08:03 AM
padded bra.

Allison
03-02-2004, 08:05 AM
Carlos, did you write that just to make me feel good?

Nuno
03-02-2004, 10:52 AM
I hope we get to see Hermes fight this time.

Mr. Beelzebub
03-02-2004, 11:05 AM
I said it before and I say it again... Lightweight has the best avatar eeeeeeeeeeeever.

Carlao
03-02-2004, 01:35 PM
No I did not write it. Well I did write it, b ut those where Hermes words.

I showed him the thread, and those are his words.

handjobs4dollars
03-02-2004, 07:25 PM
You need a t-shirt that says "I want to go for a cattle drive" with my pic on it.

handjobs4dollars
03-02-2004, 07:31 PM
By the way the catlle drive is when ever I slam somebody in the guard. I pick them up and just as I slam them down with my weight on them everybody has to scream "Cattle drive".

seldomTap
03-02-2004, 07:49 PM
LMAO @ 'Cattle Drive'! You should be in WWE Gman...you could wrestle in overalls and have moves named stuff like 'The cattle prod' or 'The branding Iron'

Purity
03-02-2004, 07:50 PM
she needs a shirt with my pic on it that says "kiss me! i'm a yuppie :) "

Whoremaster B
03-03-2004, 10:01 AM
*Lights up with excitement*

I have that shirt!!!!!!

Purity
03-03-2004, 10:11 AM
damn. then i guess my shirt will just have to say "BLOW ME while i blow your money :) "

Whoremaster B
03-03-2004, 01:24 PM
Ive done that!!!!!!

DOGGx0
03-03-2004, 02:06 PM
done what, whore? blown men or blown money?

DOGGx0
03-03-2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Gman
You need a t-shirt that says "I want to go for a cattle drive" with my pic on it.

i'd buy that.