this *****'s titties.


Hells yeah.


First time hookin up with this girl. Definately not a relationship thing. Just ****in suckin and foolin around.

She has agreat ass but is against anal. too bad.

Anyway, i wasn't into hittin it no matter how she begged but i got her off manually and then i got a hummer.

you know the kinda hummer where they are only workin your head totaly tryin only to get you off. yeah one of those.

It was pretty good. and the best part was for as long as i've known this girl she was all anti head. Then now she was all about smokin some pole.

then I got to bust on her breasts.

and then she voluntarily left.

HELL YEAH!

her off
me off
her out
me :)


granted i stayed up later than i would normally wheni have trainin the next day but whatever.

i like cumming on tits

i like coming on the internet to brag about it

LOL!

b00m?

i have decided that there is infact something wrong with me.


this mornin i wake up and i'm all like whatever. tho my body was shaking all mornin. i mean granted it had been over a month since i ejaculated at all but i still thought it was strange.

and as my day has progressed so far I think and i conclude that i have no interest in doing this again really. well at least not at the moment.

and the whole time last night she wasl ike lets have sex and i was like "No, i do not like sex. foreplay is better."

i have concluded that i am either:

1) out of my mind
2) really ****in crazy
3) she isn't hot enough
4) i got no idea

you got a low labido.

5) You're a raging homosexual in the closet, birdie boy.

Damn bub beat me to it.

i don't think i'm gay.

If i'm not tryin to have kids its pointless. Yeah its fun but its energy that i could be using better.

Mirko does not like sex either. and here i thought i was the only one.

I'm sure you like sex Ben, just not with women.

***.

How did i know you morons would be unable to comprehend this.

ill try a serious approach at this. You remember in Rocky when Mickey told Rocko to stay away from women cause they make you weak in the legs? I guess now you know why.

lol @ mickey throwin adrian's bird out the back door!!!

I hear what you are saying Ben...

It is perfectly normal....
























For a fudge packer

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
How did i know you morons would be unable to comprehend this.

A lot of people don't like to have sex right before a major sports activity. Espically combat athletes. Your not really into ****ing some chick you hardly no. Maybe you need a more emotional experience. Maybe you should look for a serious girlfriend?

The Gracies wont touch their *****es 2 weeks before a fight.....

Originally posted by seldomTap
I hear what you are saying Ben...

It is perfectly normal....
























For a fudge packer