How is the diarrhea?

just had a client ramble on and on to me. then she apologized for having "diarrhea mouth". man i wish she could have used better wording.

I am feeling better. South America is the shiznit; the only problem is that everybody gets sick while there. I think I'm pooping vital organs now, but on the good side, it's helping me loose weight.

PS: The gift will be shipped tomorrow.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I am feeling better. South America is the shiznit; the only problem is that everybody gets sick while there. I think I'm pooping vital organs now, but on the good side, it's helping me loose weight.

PS: The gift will be shipped tomorrow.

That sounds like a gift Bzob would send someone

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I am feeling better. South America is the shiznit; the only problem is that everybody gets sick while there. I think I'm pooping vital organs now, but on the good side, it's helping me loose weight.

PS: The gift will be shipped tomorrow.



Oh God. I cant wait until tomorrow. I already waited like a whole week!

Diarhea is good for you every now and then. Its like a Colon Douche.

I sit on the same toilet you do. Gross.

i don't think he's ****tin on the seat.


least i hope not.

Every time you flush, aerosolized particles from the toilet bowl float as far as 6 feet away.

OH ****! I was reading my Maxim with my mouth open while flushing. : - \

blue are you saying that these particles are floating around, therefore possibly sticking to allison's bathroom walls?

ttt

Walls, toothbrush, anything in the blast zone has fecal matter on it.

My toothbrush has poop particles on it?

If it's six feet from the toilet and uncovered, yes it does.

now under this same theory then these particles would be released everytime that allison is showering, remaining in the mist....



so what allison has learned today is that, not only is she rubbing brian's **** in her teeth and hair everyday, but she's also breathing his diarrhea in everytime too.

Sounds reasonable enough to warrant a correct from me.

well that's just outright disgusting. i'd hate to think of that too when using the towel because it's smearing **** all over yer body.

I'm sure the particles are insignificant.

I haven't poop today yet...I guess I'm cured!

BRB...I gotta go get me a burrito.

well my friends, if thats the case,

YO QUIERO TACO BELL! with mad hots!