My would have to be when I was 13 and me and my friends were running across this ice. My friend then dared me to run across again. He didn't tell me that the last time I did the the ice was about to break under me weight. So I ran and I slipped only I didn't fall all the way though the ice just me ass did. So I sitting there with just my ass in the ice. I pulled my self up and managed to get out of it. The next day I had a huge ring around my ass from where my ass had went in.

i got too many to count or pick

There have been so many embarassing moments, it's impossible to pick just one.

But there is one that comes to mind. Not really embarssing as much as it is funny.

Years ago, I guess I was about 13, me and my friends were at a party. At this party there was this one girl who NOBODY would dance with, mainly because she was uber manly. So, all the guys decided to dance with her at least one time to make her feel better. Somehow, I got suckered into asking her first. So I danced with her in front of everybody. Then when I went back to my friends and said "Your turn", they were like "**** that ****. I'm not dancing with her. No way.".

So I got suckered into dancing with the bearded lady. I'm way too nice sometimes.

Dances sucked ass at the age. I had to many ladies to pick from at times that it wasn't just fun anymore.

I have had little embarassing moments but nothing huge.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
I have had little embarassing moments but nothing huge.

What about the time you got caught ****ing you cousin?

I am smart enough not to post it here. It may be used against me

Back in 96 I took the foulest smelling **** at my girlfirend's house, and her mom walked in 2 seconds later.

i **** on myself at various times during grades 4-10, just pick one of those

some were in school, some weren't. i never drew much attention with the inschool ****s but i think people knew.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i **** on myself at various times during grades 4-10, just pick one of those

some were in school, some weren't. i never drew much attention with the inschool ****s but i think people knew. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is the ****in funniest thing I've ever read on ANY forum! LMAO

No bull****, I ahven't been able to get it up like 5-6 times. The worst part is, everytime was with a different girl. :(

My High school Prom. My whole class was dancing except me and some other people sitting by ourselves because our girlfriends/dates were pissed off and somewhere else.

Once when I was a senior in highschool, I had on huge heels, like platforms, and I tripped and fell. My bookbag was so heavy, that I fell flat on my back, with my legs in the air, and my dress around my waist..It sucked pretty bad because tons of people were around.

I was photographed kissing a fat girl when super drunk and lots of people saw too. I was young and drunk, what can I say? She had a very pretty face and HUGE tits....sorry, I'm still defensive about that....

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I was photographed kissing a fat girl when super drunk and lots of people saw too. I was young and drunk, what can I say? She had a very pretty face and HUGE tits....sorry, I'm still defensive about that....

I thought it was meeting Squeezebean

I felt more indiginant for being decieved than embarrased in that situation.

when i was 8 i fell in a duck pond in front of a bunch of people. all my friends laughed at me. i smelled like duck ****. it sucked.

don't wanna talk about it anymore.

Originally posted by Wushu
No bull****, I ahven't been able to get it up like 5-6 times. The worst part is, everytime was with a different girl. :(

I had that problem also. Dunno why, afterwards i went home and jerked off. Maybe i was nervous or something, i don't know.


One time i was at football practice and we were running plays. I went to tackle someone and right when i exerted (sp) force i shat myself. Pretty embarrassing.

One time wrestling I farted, wasn't embarrased though. Also, I was eating this girl out and right when she came SHE farted, she said "excuse me" and was VERY embarrased.

One time I was going no gi with this really good 135lbs blue belt in my class.

So it was the end of class and we were still grappling and I was stuck in his guard. I decide to stand up to loosen his guard. Well is the process my pants start to fall along WITH my undies

one second later, I had a 135lb white guy sitting on my hips with my shorts and boxers around my ankles. The school had a huge front window and my best friend yelling "WHAT THE **** ARE YALL DOING"

Originally posted by Allan the Magic Goose
I am smart enough not to post it here. It may be used against me

I don't think you need to worry about that anymore.

At a mates 21st, a lot of us decided to get nude...guys and chicks. Anyways, neighbours complained, and cops came. They pulled up out the front just as I came running out the front door of the house with my **** out swinging in the breeze...I was on the grass with a very sexy voiced female cops knee inbetween my shoulder blades in about .3 of a second and my left arm twisted up around my right earhole...after she finished telling me off, I asked her what time she finished work...