View Full Version : Have you ever been a girls best lay?


The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 04:06 PM
discuss

Tom
02-20-2004, 04:13 PM
I get in and get out. No time for pleasuring.

The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Tom
I get in and get out. No time for pleasuring. I SALUTE YOU


thats the way it should be done

Allison
02-20-2004, 04:16 PM
i think i have.

The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 04:16 PM
and LADIES feel free to answer and discuss this


lesbian experiences are welcomed

The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Allison
i think i have. Is that right....details please...


what did you do to please her so much better than other woman?

Bluecifer
02-20-2004, 04:17 PM
I've been best AND worst.

The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I've been best AND worst. how do you know you were the worst?

Tom
02-20-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
I SALUTE YOU


thats the way it should be done


Thank you. No need to give them the full load. Then they expect it. Surprise them every now and then, that's all they get from me.

Aaron Bizarre
02-20-2004, 04:20 PM
I have been told that i have been. But you know **** like that could just be sugar coating. She could tell it to every guy.

The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I have been told that i have been. But you know **** like that could just be sugar coating. She could tell it to every guy. true, true.


Women are suck lairs

Allison
02-20-2004, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I have been told that i have been. But you know **** like that could just be sugar coating. She could tell it to every guy.

She wasn't sugar coating.

Allison
02-20-2004, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Is that right....details please...


what did you do to please her so much better than other woman?

What made me the best, was that I was the only.

Bluecifer
02-20-2004, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
how do you know you were the worst?

Because after about 2 seconds I pulled out and blew my load on her chin, then I told her to make my bed and go home. I just assumed...

The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Allison
What made me the best, was that I was the only. Nice....did you go gentle on her?

The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Because after about 2 seconds I pulled out and blew my load on her chin, then I told her to make my bed and go home. I just assumed... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Allison
02-20-2004, 04:31 PM
It wasn't however, the best for me, so I'd rather not recall the details.

Prince
02-20-2004, 04:32 PM
"hold on, your money is in the car"

then never came back

Bluecifer
02-20-2004, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
"hold on, your money is in the car"

then never came back

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! THE OLD **** AND RUN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Allison
It wasn't however, the best for me, so I'd rather not recall the details. she was rubbing your clit wrong? she didnt know how to tongue you up?


Virgins tend to suck....did she suck the *****?

Purity
02-20-2004, 04:35 PM
i've been told it a few times and i can just about guarantee they were all bull****in. but that's ok cause i just bull**** right back and pretend that i'm all happy about "being the best".
it's just like work. all parties smile, nod, lie through yer ****in teeth. in the end we all walk away satisfied and move on.

Bluecifer
02-20-2004, 04:47 PM
Purity is wise beyond his years.

Wushu
02-20-2004, 05:01 PM
I have, only once in my life. I used to bone my co-worker from kinkoes in the paper room and one night she told me "I swear to God, I have never came that fast before in my life". One of the proudest days in my life.

handjobs4dollars
02-20-2004, 05:08 PM
:-@ so sad.

Squezze
02-20-2004, 05:23 PM
This thread gives me wood.

Stain
02-20-2004, 05:34 PM
my life is horrible

Nuno
02-20-2004, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
discuss

I'd like to think that I'm every girls best lay. So far I haven't heard otherwise.

The Ensanity
02-20-2004, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
I'd like to think that I'm every girls best lay. So far I haven't heard otherwise. the whole theory of " EVERY WOMAN IS IN LOVE WITH YOU TILL THEY TELL YOU DIFFERENT"


I like

Nuno
02-20-2004, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
the whole theory of " EVERY WOMAN IS IN LOVE WITH YOU TILL THEY TELL YOU DIFFERENT"


I like

The feeling I have about it is a mix between Tom's and Wushu's opinions.

I agree with Tom that it's all about bustin a nut, but if they worship you after it's done, you feel like a God.

seldomTap
02-22-2004, 07:39 PM
I have been told by a few that I have been...but I am guessing that the next guy in the line probably got told the same...

Exotica
02-23-2004, 12:04 AM
yea sure. im a girls best lay just about every night.

Squezze
02-23-2004, 11:42 AM
There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if my burgular alarm starts ringing.

Squezze
02-23-2004, 11:45 AM
My girlfriend says that I'm a real oral sex machine. I just laugh and eat my seal penises.

GeNeRaL
02-23-2004, 12:39 PM
I only briefly looked at some replies but i can only offer this: If you are a guy you really have no way of knowing, unless you are the ONLY lay she's had. A woman can tell you that you were the best, but maybe that's cause she wants you to think you are, or feels bad for you and wants to be nice. In the real world i'd sure never tell a chick.. wow i've had much better you suck in bed. Maybe im alone here, lol, idunno.

Allison
02-23-2004, 12:45 PM
Sounds accurate to me.

DOGGx0
02-23-2004, 12:51 PM
BOOM.

Carlao
02-23-2004, 02:50 PM
I've been told:

"You're perfect"
"You are the best"
"Only you can make me come like that"
"Get the **** out, lame ass ****" Here I got so drunk that she was riding me and I fell asleep.

Tom
02-23-2004, 02:53 PM
You guys actually care if you are a girl's best ****? As long as i get off, i don't care what i am. I'm feeling good.

Tanner Rhoden
02-23-2004, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Tom
You guys actually care if you are a girl's best ****? As long as i get off, i don't care what i am. I'm feeling good.

Amen

Aaron Bizarre
02-23-2004, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Tom
You guys actually care if you are a girl's best ****? As long as i get off, i don't care what i am. I'm feeling good.

I try nto to half ass anything or burn bridges. The reputation will only help because im typically to shy too meet women.

seldomTap
02-23-2004, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Tom
You guys actually care if you are a girl's best ****? As long as i get off, i don't care what i am. I'm feeling good.

Tom, you talk a tough game, but Brother, we have all seen your pics and know that behind this tough "I don't care as long as I get my end away" attitude, there is a tender, caring guy that just wants to be loved and give love.

I bet you cuddle you fraud!

Tanner Rhoden
02-23-2004, 06:59 PM
I **** on cuddling

The Ensanity
02-23-2004, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Tom, you talk a tough game, but Brother, we have all seen your pics and know that behind this tough "I don't care as long as I get my end away" attitude, there is a tender, caring guy that just wants to be loved and give love.

I bet you cuddle you fraud! hahahhahahahahha

GhosT^x0
02-23-2004, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Tom, you talk a tough game, but Brother, we have all seen your pics and know that behind this tough "I don't care as long as I get my end away" attitude, there is a tender, caring guy that just wants to be loved and give love.

Glad you said it so I didn't have to.

Personally, I ****in DIG it when a chick says **** like that to me. That, and my name... I love hearing my name while I'm layin it down. That's the kinda **** that motivates me, and a motivated me achieves ****. My ex's may say a lot of things about me (tempermental, selfless, spontaneous, elusive, angry, affected by my issues), but one thing I'll never hear a woman say is that I don't know my way around the sack, unless she's mad about not gettin in there, or pissy about gettin kicked out to make room for the next one in line.

Alas, my playin days are over once again. I love the girl I'm with now. I ain't even gonna try and front like Tom either, cuz I know I like bein appreciated, and he knows damn well that if he let his lady know he had that attitude, he wouldn't have a lady to call his.

DOGGx0
02-23-2004, 08:15 PM
lol@ tom and seldomT