View Full Version : Why big fat lazy people **** me...


seldomTap
02-18-2004, 09:56 PM
Before I start, let me say that if I see a fatty, guy or girl in the gym or walking, I never give them ****. I say good stuff for doing something to improve...

That being said, one thing I can't stand is big, fat, sweat when gets off couch, tent wearing, double door wide people that think the world owes them something or someone else is to blame for them being a fat gluttonous ****.

When I hear things like "400 pound Man sues McDonalds for making him fat." I fume. You don't hear "Smack addict sues dealer for ruining his life." or "Geek sues Bill Gates for lack of social life." People need to take some responsibility for themselves instead of looking for something or someone to blame.

And what gets me is that if a bunch of kids laugh and point at a fat person, they are the ones in trouble...yet poor Fatty McFatfats can go and eat himself into comfort with a box of snickers, as long as his chubby feelings don't get hurt.

Obesity costs society millions each year in health care, fuel (cars use more fuel to cart heavier loads) and valuable fabric to cover the lard...surely enough is enough. I say, shame these eye sores into thin ness. Enforce eating bans. Store owners should have a law stating they can't sell shiot food to anyone that appears to obese and no place should have double doors.

That will hopefully change some attitudes

realkaps
02-18-2004, 09:59 PM
What about big fat non lazy people?

seldomTap
02-18-2004, 10:01 PM
See first paragraph...

"Before I start, let me say that if I see a fatty, guy or girl in the gym or walking, I never give them ****. I say good stuff for doing something to improve..."

People that are just built heavy and always look out of shape regardless what they do are out there...but I swear they are a minority

The Ensanity
02-18-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Before I start, let me say that if I see a fatty, guy or girl in the gym or walking, I never give them ****. I say good stuff for doing something to improve...

That being said, one thing I can't stand is big, fat, sweat when gets off couch, tent wearing, double door wide people that think the world owes them something or someone else is to blame for them being a fat gluttonous ****.

When I hear things like "400 pound Man sues McDonalds for making him fat." I fume. You don't hear "Smack addict sues dealer for ruining his life." or "Geek sues Bill Gates for lack of social life." People need to take some responsibility for themselves instead of looking for something or someone to blame.

And what gets me is that if a bunch of kids laugh and point at a fat person, they are the ones in trouble...yet poor Fatty McFatfats can go and eat himself into comfort with a box of snickers, as long as his chubby feelings don't get hurt.

Obesity costs society millions each year in health care, fuel (cars use more fuel to cart heavier loads) and valuable fabric to cover the lard...surely enough is enough. I say, shame these eye sores into thin ness. Enforce eating bans. Store owners should have a law stating they can't sell shiot food to anyone that appears to obese and no place should have double doors.

That will hopefully change some attitudes http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/2003/20031011.jpg

realkaps
02-18-2004, 10:02 PM
Sorry, I should of read it, I just kinda skimmed through.....

Tanner Rhoden
02-18-2004, 10:04 PM
Yeah, but what about a big fat non lazy person?

HockeyFighter
02-18-2004, 10:04 PM
I'd consider myself big, fat and lazy.

Fallout
02-18-2004, 10:05 PM
Or what about lazy people who aren't fat?

realkaps
02-18-2004, 10:06 PM
Yeah, what about skinny lazy people?

Tanner Rhoden
02-18-2004, 10:08 PM
What about fat people that think about being skinny a lot?

realkaps
02-18-2004, 10:09 PM
What about skinny people who are not lazy but are thinking about becoming lazy so they could gain weight?

seldomTap
02-18-2004, 10:10 PM
Skinny lazy people are just lucky that they have good genes to get away with it. They are no better, but they tend not to slow public transport quite as much as a couple of lardasses do

Tanner Rhoden
02-18-2004, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by kaps
What about skinny people who are not lazy but are thinking about becoming lazy so they could gain weight?

Was just thinking that.

Fallout
02-18-2004, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Skinny lazy people are just lucky that they have good genes to get away with it. They are no better, but they tend not to slow public transport quite as much as a couple of lardasses do

Cesaro and Hockeyfighter?

handjobs4dollars
02-18-2004, 11:24 PM
When I see people taking the elavator at school for three stories and I use the stairs even the day on after I lifted and train bjj.

It's for people in wheel chairs dumbasses.

Those people piss me off.

And skinny women who complain about having ten extra pounds. **** you *****.

HockeyFighter
02-18-2004, 11:37 PM
The worst is the people who use the elevator to go up one floor. I am always so tempted to block the door and tell them to use the stairs. I have a 4 story rule. 4 stories or more I can use the elevator, anything less and it is stairs.

seldomTap
02-18-2004, 11:37 PM
Gman once again speaks good sense

seldomTap
02-19-2004, 12:07 AM
I also laugh at the ones who will go to a food place, like McDonalds...order a couple of Big Macs, large fries, perhaps a cheeseburger, apple pie......

and a diet coke cause they are trying to be healthy

seldomTap
02-19-2004, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
The worst is the people who use the elevator to go up one floor. I am always so tempted to block the door and tell them to use the stairs. I have a 4 story rule. 4 stories or more I can use the elevator, anything less and it is stairs.

I say ban elevators for those whose body fat is higher than 25%

Fallout
02-19-2004, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
The worst is the people who use the elevator to go up one floor. I am always so tempted to block the door and tell them to use the stairs. I have a 4 story rule. 4 stories or more I can use the elevator, anything less and it is stairs.

I take the elevator for one floor in my building. That is only because I hate walking past the lady and her braty kids at the end of the hall on the first floor. Thier apartment smells, they have this ****ing dog I would kill if I got the chance. Hell, I would kill them all if I thought I could get away with it.

I do agree with you though, 3rd floor or above, I'll take the elevator. If its on the first or second, I'll walk. Its faster anyway

HockeyFighter
02-19-2004, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
I also laugh at the ones who will go to a food place, like McDonalds...order a couple of Big Macs, large fries, perhaps a cheeseburger, apple pie......

and a diet coke cause they are trying to be healthy
Cesaro did this last night. He grabbed a box of ritz crackers, some gushers snacks and some chocolate crap but passed on the cola because it was fattening.

Exotica
02-19-2004, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Cesaro did this last night. He grabbed a box of ritz crackers, some gushers snacks and some chocolate crap but passed on the cola because it was fattening.


ya know, sometimes it almost seems like you two are married.

seldomTap
02-19-2004, 02:08 AM
We have a 'Don't ask, Don't tell policy' around here

Exotica
02-19-2004, 02:10 AM
i shall ask no more...

seldomTap
02-19-2004, 02:21 AM
Wise choice...


I work on the 6th floor in my building so I get the lift most the time. This woman goit in earlier today, who must have been 320 if she was an ounce. I am around 250 and she dwarfed me. I swear if she had a white skirt on, we could have shown a movie on her ass.
She got out at 2 and the lift literally bounced as the strain was taken off the cables...I giggled a bit too loudly and giot stares of disgust...or perhaps hunger from this wilderbeast that sent shivers down my spine

Fallout
02-19-2004, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Wise choice...


I work on the 6th floor in my building so I get the lift most the time. This woman goit in earlier today, who must have been 320 if she was an ounce. I am around 250 and she dwarfed me. I swear if she had a white skirt on, we could have shown a movie on her ass.
She got out at 2 and the lift literally bounced as the strain was taken off the cables...I giggled a bit too loudly and giot stares of disgust...or perhaps hunger from this wilderbeast that sent shivers down my spine

I can see the headlines

Muscle bound austrailian man eaten by hungry woman in elevator. Film at 11

HockeyFighter
02-19-2004, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by Exotica
ya know, sometimes it almost seems like you two are married.
Yeah I know


Good stuff Seldom.

Prince
02-19-2004, 04:07 PM
roofle

TKL

Wushu
02-19-2004, 04:14 PM
Fat people have nasty ****s. I once went to the ****ter after this fat guy and it looked like chcoloate salsa everywhere. The nastiest part was there was actually a fork and napkin in the stall.

seldomTap
02-19-2004, 06:54 PM
HAhahahahaaha...he may have thought eating while ****ting was a good way to eat what he likes, yet lose weight

Bluecifer
02-20-2004, 07:14 PM
I don't like fat chicks that pretend they're hot. Those really piss me off.

handjobs4dollars
02-20-2004, 08:18 PM
I say a fat chick with one of those shirts that exposes the belly the other day. Almost died puking. I don't go walking around in a tank top, I know people won't like it. Dumb *****.

Curly Howard
02-21-2004, 03:49 AM
Originally posted by kaps
What about skinny people who are not lazy but are thinking about becoming lazy so they could gain weight?


Hmmmmmmm

Curly Howard
02-21-2004, 03:52 AM
Originally posted by Gman
I say a fat chick with one of those shirts that exposes the belly the other day. Almost died puking. I don't go walking around in a tank top, I know people won't like it. Dumb *****.

You're not one to talk about over exposure