So i was going to a customers house today to take some pictures of some fire damage. No one was home....so i got in through the back door and had boo boo maximus up in my culito. so i locked all the doors and dropped the Bzom of all Shzits in some strangers house and plugged the toilet.

Note: There were all kinds of streaks and **** all over the bowl too.

I rule!

Left your calling card huh

Hahahahahahahahahah! Surprise ****storm!!!! Ajahdahdakdasjbdsabjdsajdsajdsakdsaldsaldsaljdaslj adslj!!!! I wanna do that!!!! Maybe dump a load at some random spot of their house!

IT was the best ****e eva! I was reading "Afrocentric ****" And poopin. It was great. and she will be getting home around 5:00pm. I wonder if she will call me?

Would have been great if they would have walked in and saw you sitting on the ****ter.

"Um honey there's a large white man ruining or bathroom"

I thought that would make me pinch a loaf, but some how...god was good to me

That's even beter than at a resturant or sporting event.

Nothing beats ****ting at a total strangers house(especially a chick) when you don't have permission.

You are male...the world is your toilet Bzob. Wherever you may be, let your bowels flow free.

I once shat in a display home (house built for dumb ****s like myself who built own place to walk through to get idea of finished product)...it was great. The excitement of sly ****ting and the knowledge that just outside the door, the sales guy was telling another couple about the 'fantastic wardrobe space' and 'fully ducted air conditioning'...

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!

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thread of the year!!!

THE HARDET i LAUGHED IN A WHILE

Note to self: Eat more protein

Bzob is my hero after reading this thread